Peanut: I beat the tar out of you and then she burns your twisted, hurting body?
Winry: Don't worry, I'll make sure your ashes get scattered throughout the Kanto region.
AnteBellum: Oh! Can I use my psychic powers to turn his brain into a smart bomb and use it destroy this casino!
Mr.Hat'nClogs: Can I devour his soul?
Nate: Can I make an epic speech, then rider kick the tar out of him, and then wallpaper his house with pictures of Laser Nipples Nate?
goldenspines: Can I tape all of this?!
Peanut: Sure...why not...
Team Rocket Grunt: Um...I'm going to run away and tell the boss your coming now...
*The Grunt runs away*
Peanut: Nate...track him...
Nate: No problem.
Peanut: What's this?
Winry:...geez, you'd think a criminal orginization as wide spread as Team Rocket would have better security then this.
Team Rocket Grunt: Sir! Quick! They're coming and want to--
*Peanut and his pokemon appear. Suddenly the Grunt has many terrible, painful things done to him...there was nothing left of him by the time they were done.*
???: It was a matter of time I suppose.
Peanut: So, you're the man in charge of this outfit?
???: Why yes, I am Giovanni. Leader of Team Rocket. I must say, I've been impressed with your work so far.
Peanut: Really now? I can honestly say that I've been disappointed with yours.
Giovanni: I haven't gotten your name.
Peanut: I'm Peanut. The No More Hero.
Giovanni: Well then Peanut, why have you busted in here to see me today?
Peanut: I've come to give you a simple proposition. Come up with some better plan to take over the world or suffer me destroying your organization and rebuilding it into something truly terrifying.
Giovanni: Oh the heroic...wait...what?
Peanut: You heard me! I have a hard time respecting a group of villains that steal TMs to corner the hole digging market.
Giovanni:...well it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Peanut: So what do you say Giovanni? Do we have ourselves a deal, or do I have to do I have to have what was done to your grunt done to you?
Giovanni: Just try me.
Giovanni: I'll show you the power of Team Rocket.
Mr. Hat'nClogs vs. Onix
Peanut: Bubblebeam Mr. Hat'nClogs.
*Mr. Hat'nClogs wins*
Mr. Hat'nClogs vs. Ryhorn
Mr. Hat'nClogs: Do I even have to ask?
Peanut: No.
*Mr. Hat'nClogs wins*
Winry vs. Kangaskhan
Peanut: Burn it Winry.
*Winry pulls out a lighter and some gasoline*
Winry: Gladly.
*Winry wins*
Peanut: Now then...will you change into a decent villain?!