Let's Play Pokemon Blue: Nuzlocke

[Fish and Chips]

toonman: Fish and Chips? Isn't he that Muslim dude? Well, he's probably not feeling to cool right now.

Peanut: *a little bit angry* What's that?

toonman: You know...

Peanut: *a little angrier* No, I want to hear it from your mouth.

toonman: His beliefs have sent him to Pokemon hell.

Suddenly, the fact that I'm a Voltorb is a lot more hilarious.

[Peanut]

An update may be coming in the next week...depends on how much free time and will I'm able to muster up...

[Angel37]

*cries* This better be updated by the time I get back from Japan! I'm next in line to be a Pokemon too! Lol.

[Peanut]

*cries* This better be updated by the time I get back from Japan! I'm next in line to be a Pokemon too! Lol.

I'll use this as an excuse to bump this thread and say that I'm hoping to update it in a couple of weeks...I've been having a horrible string of luck with computers currently and have now had to resort to my Wii for all my browsing needs whenever I'm not running around like a headless chicken. Hopefully my computer will be fixed the week after next and I can finish this between Starcraft 2 matches/stuff.

[Winry]

But, Winry needs to burn something!! She's going through withdrawals.

[Peanut]

The long awaited return...



Peanut: YOUR GOING TO PAY toonman!!!

toonman: I'm not going to loose this time!


MSP vs. Pigeotto

toonman: Sweet this should be an even--

*MSP knocks Pigeotto out*

Peanut:--match.


Mr. Hat'nClogs vs. Growlithe

Peanut: One shot it.

*Mr.Hat'nClogs one shots Growlithe*

toonman: Lucky hit...

Peanut: A 100% accuracy attack that targets the weakness of your Pokemon is not a lucky hit.


Winry vs. Exeggcute

*Winry lights Exeggcute on fire as soon as it appears. Winry suddenly pauses and stares off into space.*

Peanut: What's wrong Winry?

Winry: I feel...relieved for some reason...like...I've just done something I've wanted to do for a very long time but haven't been able to for some terrible, Dell related problem.

Peanut: That's...nice Winry...


Kamen Rider Raticate vs. Kadabra

Peanut: Spam Dig/Hyper Fang Nate!

Nate's Rider Belt: Final attack Ride!

*Nate inserts a card into his belt*

Nate's Rider Belt: Raticate!

*Nate uses Hyper Fang and kills Kadabra*


Okami vs. Warturtle

Okami: If your smart, you'll quit while you're still alive...

*Warturtle rolls over and dies*





Peanut: That's you toonman...gosh I think your stench has disturbed the dead here or something...



Peanut: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll smack you around later...

toonman: So you aren't going to kill me?

Peanut: Killing you would require me to get closer to you which may actually kill me because of that freakin aura of stench you have looming around you...

MSP: Dude, there's something called bathing...you should look it up...

toonman: I'll get you next time Peanut!

*toonman runs away with his metaphorical tail in between his legs*

[Peanut]

Peanut:Oh gosh its the Exorcist!!!

*Medium throws up on Peanut and has her head spin around*

Peanut: Somebody take care of it...SOMEBODY TAKE CARE OF IT!!!



*Ante Bellum takes care of it...with explosives...*

MSP: I would think that explosives wouldn't work on Ghost Pokemon?

Ante Bellum: These are Psychic explosives.

MSP:That's imposs--

goldenspines: Just leave her be MSP...we don't want her to use those explosives on any of us now do we?

Peanut: Well I'm glad that whole spooky spirit thing is over.



Peanut:...I need to learn to stop doing that...



Peanut: Unidentified huh? I bet you the Silph Scope can take care of this!







Peanut: Blah Blah Blah, Ante Bellum take care of it.

[Peanut]

One anti-climatic, life story filled battle later...









Ante Bellum: So wait...did I just kill her again?

Peanut:...if so, then she has just had one of the most depressing stories in the world of Pokemon...



Peanut: Great...a line of Team Rocket punks to beat down...

Ante Bellum: I got this...

*Several not so action packed battles later*



Fuji: Now follow me back to my house so I can properly reward you...

Peanut: Oh boy! I wonder if my reward is money or a new Pokemon or something!

Winry: Or Matches!

Ante Bellum: Or Explosives!

MSP: Or perhaps some wise statement with philosophical importance!

Nate: Or maybe a die cast, metal, adult sized Kamen Rider W belt complete with all the accompanying Gaia Memories and Shotaro's hat!

*Everyone stares at Nate except Peanut and goldenspines*

goldenspines: That would be pretty awesome...

Peanut: I call dibs on Shotaro's hat!



*You have recieved the Poke Flute*

Peanut:...

Nate:...

goldenspines:...

Winry:...

Ante Bellum:...

MSP: Well...at least its something...

Peanut:...yeah...

[Peanut]

Peanut: Now that that's finished...let's catch some Pokemon!!!

goldenspines: Yay more friends!



Peanut: Time to put that Poke Flute to good use.

*Peanut plays a horribly out of tune piece. Snorlax awakens in a nasty rage.*



Peanut: Also Safari Zone! And some other routes as well!


*Introducing Angel37, the Nidoran*


*Introducing Hohenheim, the Venonat*


*Introducing Radical Dreamer, the Bellsprout*

Winry: How come you have an "XD" next to your name?

Radical Dreamer: Because, nothing says "Radical Dreamer" like XD. XD

Winry: It's so clear now...


*Introducing CognitiveGear, the Snorlax!*

Peanut: And now...its gym time...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Peanut]

All right folks, its that time again (finally). I'm about to go and fight the Celadon City Gym and, since there won't be anything between this gym and Fushia City gym, I'll be fighting that one soon. So, I need you to pick two, six pokemon teams from the list below. It can be any of them, trust me, I can beat these gyms with any group of them. You have until 11:59 PM eastern time Friday to choose. Here's the list:

-Winry-Charmeleon
-goldenspines-Butterfree
-AnteBellum-Hypno
-Mr.Hat'nClogs-Gyrados
-MSP-Pigeotto
-Nate-Raticate
-Okami-Jolteon
-CognitiveGear-Snorlax
-Radical Dreamer-Bellsprout
-Hohenheim-Venonat
-Angel37-Nidoran
-USSRGirl-Zubat
-RobinFiredrake-Spearow
-LadyRushia-Metapod
-RustyClaymore-Pidgey
-Tsukuyomi-Pidgey
-firestorm-Meoweth
-Ich1990-Pidgey

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

Uhhhh, I'm a Gyrados, not a Raticate. That's Nate, remember?

It's been a while since I've played Pokemon, so I won't try to pick any teams.

[Hohenheim]

I can't really remember a lot about Pokemon teams right now, but you did say that the teams don't matter. Well, here they are:

Team one:
-Winry
-Hat'n'Clogs
-Nate
-CognitiveGear
-Okami
-ich1990

Team Two:
-RobinFiredrake
-Hohenheim
-Tsukuyomi
-USSRGirl
-LadyRushia
-MSP

I hope they turn out to be decent teams.

[Peanut]

Uhhhh, I'm a Gyrados, not a Raticate. That's Nate, remember?

It's been a while since I've played Pokemon, so I won't try to pick any teams.

It's been a long time since I've done this...mistakes can be expected...also, I forgot to mention that its 11:59AM Friday that I'm cutting this off...so yeah, there you go...

[Cognitive Gear]

I just want to say that I am very happy that I am a Snorlax.

[goldenspines]

Nate: Or maybe a die cast, metal, adult sized Kamen Rider W belt complete with all the accompanying Gaia Memories and Shotaro's hat!

*Everyone stares at Nate except Peanut and goldenspines*

goldenspines: That would be pretty awesome...

Peanut: I call dibs on Shotaro's hat!

You are my hero. <3

Glad to see you back in business, Peanut.

As for team picks:

Team Celadon:
-Winry-Charmeleon
-AnteBellum-Hypno
-MSP-Pigeotto
-goldenspines-Butterfree
-Hohenheim-Venonat
-CognitiveGear-Snorlax


Team Fushia:
-Nate-Raticate
-AnteBellum-Hypno
-goldenspines-Butterfree
-firestorm-Meoweth
-Okami-Jolteon
-Winry-Charmeleon

And yes, I am aware I put myself in both groups, but whatever. I hope I still have the move Confusion. XD;


Good luck~

[firestorm]

You are my hero. <3

Glad to see you back in business, Peanut.


Team Fushia:
-Nate-Raticate
-AnteBellum-Hypno
-goldenspines-Butterfree
-firestorm-Meoweth
-Okami-Jolteon
-Winry-Charmeleon

O.O
*screams from bill's computer.* "You mean I get to get out of here? i'm so Happy" T_T<*tears of joy*

Ichi1900 "Don't worry fs I'm..."

*Fs puts ichi back on plate• "Be quiet snack!"

"Looks around* W"ow service in this place is the pits! This thing was supposed to be cooked like what a month ago?" geez.

[Angel37]

LOL I'm a Nidoran. Glad to see this is back up and running!

[ich1990]

O.O
*screams from bill's computer.* "You mean I get to get out of here? i'm so Happy" T_T<*tears of joy*

Ichi1900 "Don't worry fs I'm..."

*Fs puts ichi back on plate• "Be quiet snack!"

"Looks around* W"ow service in this place is the pits! This thing was supposed to be cooked like what a month ago?" geez.

I must inform you that I find being eaten very offensive. I ask that you cease all attempts to consume me lest I be forced to kick sand in you face and blind you.

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

Team Celadon:
Winry-Charmander
Cognitive Gear-Snorlax
Ich1990-Pidgey
goldenspines-Butterfree
Okami-Jolteon
Radical Dreamer-Bellsprout

Team Fushia(That's the psychic gym, right?):
HatandClogs-Gyrados
Ante Bellum-Hypno
Hohenheim-Venonat
Nate-Raticate
MSP-Pidgeotto
Firestorm-Meowth

[goldenspines]

Team Fushia(That's the psychic gym, right?):

I thought it was poison, actually.

[Rusty Claymore]

Angel, you are now in direct compition for my title of "Never been in a line-up".


Bring it!!! Yeeeaaarghhh!!!

[Angel37]

Angel, you are now in direct compition for my title of "Never been in a line-up".


Bring it!!! Yeeeaaarghhh!!!

You cannot defeat me! I am waaay more useless than you! One day you'll see yourself lined up for a gym of ultimate destruction and there I will be safe in Bill's pc LAUGHING. XD

[Ante Bellum]

I feel useful...because of that whole "one-hit psychic Pokemon" comment. :3

[Peanut]

Note: I did not record the lineup for the second Gym I fought...the first one however, I did record. Also, I fought both of these gyms without using repeat Pokemon, meaning if a Pokemon was in one lineup, they weren't in the other...
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Peanut: All right, it's time to own a Gym!

Winry: A very, very burnable gym!



Peanut: Does it actually have competent trainers?



Nate: Full of Women? Now that's my kind of gym!

Winry:...Um, Nate...I think you should see this...





Nate:...hippies huh...oh well, its still my kind of gym!

Peanut:...yeah...



Peanut: Erika! I have traveled far across the land to come to this place and challenge you to an epic duel! As you can see, I have already a massed the scalps of three gym leaders! Proving that I am more then a capable match for any opposing trainer. I have pushed myself and my Pokemon to the utter limits of their abilities...I've lost two as well. Simply put, I'm...I'm...

Erika: *Snore*

Cognitive Gear: And I thought I fell asleep at odd moments...

Erika: *Yawn* I'm sorry...it's just, Pokemon battles bore me so. I would much rather stare at these flowers, or feel the warm breeze flowing through my hair. That, and I'm appalled by them as well. I'm actually a part of a society looking to outlaw Pokemon battles.

Winry: Outlaw...Pokemon...battles? I...I...wouldn't know what to do with myself...

Peanut: It's ok Winry, it'll never pass.

Erika: Perhaps...anyway, let's get this thing over with so I can catch the evening sunset on my hemp blanket.



Peanut: Winry! Let's burn this place down!

Winry: My pleasure!

Erika: Wooh, wooh, wooh! You're using THAT fire type? I'm sorry but I don't feel like having my beautiful, flowery Pokemon burnt to ashes in any Pokemon battle.



Erika: Here's your badge!

Winry: But...But...I wanna burn something!

Peanut:...next time Winry...next time...

[Peanut]

Koga (Looking Back): It was a crossroads moment for both of us. A single instance where both of our destinies were intertwined and became inseparable. In the end, it was the origin for both of us.

*But first*


*Robin Firedrake has evolved into a Fearow!*

Robin Firedrake: My usefulness has increased by ten fold!


*USSRGirl has evolved into a Golbat!*

Peanut: And most importantly, goldenspines has learned Psybeam.

goldenspines: Much death is sure to follow.

Peanut: And now, we are ready.

*A short walk later and...*

Peanut: Koga! I have come to claim your badge as well!

Koga: So, the face of the other dojo basher has shown itself. I must say I am not impressed

Peanut: Yeah well I've smashed four of your do...wait did you say other?

Koga: Yes...some smelly dude came into my gym and stole the badge from me.

Peanut: So you lost to toonman.

Koga: Lose to toonman? Of course not! He did what any true Ninja would do and snuck in and took the gym while I was visiting the little Ninja's room. He truly has more honor then anyone like yourself!

Peanut: I...don't think that's written in the Ninja code of honor...

Koga: Are you a Ninja?

Peanut: No but...

Koga: Then what do you know about the honor of Ninja's?! Either way, the honor of the Kanto region dojo masters must be kept!





Peanut: Bring it! My Pokemon and I have crushed every gym leader we've faced and we'll crush you too!


*goldenspines vs. Koffing*

Peanut: Psybeam it up goldy!

*goldenspines wins in convincing fashion*

Peanut: Ha! Your not so tough!

Koga: A Ninja knows that one does not strike the first blow. Instead bait the prey in, and kill it while its guard is down.

Peanut: My guard is never down, so it sucks to be you!


*goldenspines vs. Muk*

goldenspines: All right, just a few more Psybeams and--

*Muk crushes goldenspines*



Peanut:...goldy? GOLDY!!!!

Koga: Now that blood has been drawn, the wolves shall consume your carcass. So much for that guard that you never let down, huh Peanut?

Peanut: You...you shall pay for this!!! I'VE TOYED AROUND LONG ENOUGH WITH YOU GUYS! NOW I WILL NOT HOLD BACK!

Ante: Awaiting your command Peanut...

Peanut: Search and destroy! KILL ALL OF THEM!!


*AnteBellum vs. Muk*

*Ante uses Confusion*

Ante: That's for goldy! And while I'm at it...


*Ante vs. Weezing...wait...done already?!*

Koga:...impossible...I lost to you...

*Peanut pulls out a blade and tosses it to Koga*

Peanut: Normally, I'd have Ante set this place to blow so we could walk away with an awesome explosion in the background. But a man of honor like yourself...no, a despicable murderer like yourself doesn't deserve that. I'll let you finish the job...

*Peanut leaves*

Koga (looking back): As I stared at the blade I realized he was right. However, I was too scared to do the deed I should have done. Instead, I swore that day that I would not loose another match until I had my revenge against him. Little did I know that a seed had been planted in him that day, one which would drive him to the very end.

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

Goodbye, comrade.

-shoots a series of Hyper Beams into the sky-

[Peanut]

And now for something completely different...well...not really...



Peanut: Huh, I wonder why Saffron City has two gyms?

Winry: It must be the rich, economic center of the region.



Peanut: Nice to meet you too...

Dojo Master: Come to challenge me in my dojo eh? Well my Fighting type Pokemon will surely give you quite a fight!




*Ante Bellum vs. Hitmonlee*

Ante Bellum: Just...roll over and die right now man...

*Ante wins*


*Ante vs. Hitmonchan*

Ante: Being a Psychic type makes this fight way too easy.

*Ante wins.*

Dojo Master: Curses! Well, I don't have a badge, so why don't you take this Pokemon instead.


*mastersquirel has joined the party.*

[goldenspines]

*Muk crushes goldenspines*

;O;











It was fun while it lasted. <3 Thanks for getting my revenge, Ante.

I never liked Muks. >_>;

[Rusty Claymore]

Now see children, if you just stay inside your Brave New Box... you won't meet the same fate!!!
Yes, she transofrmed form a little bug into a butterfree, and fought many battles, and generally lived it up good, but that's beside the point!!! XD

[Peanut]

Peanut: Silph-Co eh...that was the name on that weird scope thingy I got from Team Rocket's head quarters...I wonder...

Winry: Hey Peanut!



Winry: Can I wake him up?



Peanut: Burning him will only end ruin our element of surprise.

*Several hours of teleporters and lame Team Rocket battles latter.*



Peanut: So let me get this straight...you've been just standing here this entire time instead of trying to, you know, help these hostages escape or something.

toonman: Yeah, pretty jerkish of me huh.

Peanut: Beyond jerkish...




*Okami vs. Pidgeot*

Peanut: You know what to do Okami.

*Okami wins*


*Mr.Hat'nClogs vs. Growlithe*

Mr. Hat'nClogs:...this is starting to get boring.

*Mr. Hat'nClogs wins*


*Winry vs. Exeggcute*

Winry: Here, have some more third degree burns, courtesy of me!

*Winry wins*


*Cognitive Gear vs. Alakazam*

Cog: I've heard that Psychic type are the most powerful type in this game.

*Cognitive Gear uses his massive girth to crush Alakazam*

Cog: They don't seem so tough to me.

*Cognitive Gear wins.*


*Okami vs. Blastoise*

Okami: No matter what form you take, the results will always be the same!

*Okami wins*

*Peanut has defeated toonman...again!*

toonman: One of these day's I'll beat you Peanut. And then, then you'll be sorry!

Peanut: Whatever...I've got a corporation to save.

toonman: I've got a selfish ambition to fulfill.

Peanut:...I knew there was a reason I didn't like you besides the stench...