Back when I was eight, I attended a tiny country school of about sixty kids. There, like most schools, we had to give a speech. I could be any topic, as long as it was between 2.5 - 3 mins, or something like that. Anyway, it being a tiny school, my speech was chosen as the best, and about a week later I was driven to another school where some sort of speech finals were to be held.
The problems started on the way there.
We got lost.
Actually, that probably wasn't such a problem. When we finally arrived, it turned out that had I arrived in time, I would've gone first.
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When I went up to give my speech, things got worse...
See, my speech was on dentists. And to try and make it funny, as part of my speech I would drop a cuecard. Then, acting surprised, I would pick it up again, and reading off it, I would pretend it was a note from the tooth fairy which read: "I just took the tooth this time... but next time I come back you're going to need dentures!" or something like that.
Unfortunately, instead of performing my speech on the floor of a classroom, I was performing it on a wooden stage.
A wooden stage with gaps between each plank.
So when I dropped the cue card... it went through a crack. I'm pretty sure that when I saw it I was frozen with terror for a second.
Luckily I remembered my speech as managed to continue. But I still remember that moment of absolute horror. *Shakes fist* Evil wooden stages! *Shudders*
Actually, it was funny. Just not from my point of view at that moment.
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I'm sure there are heaps of other people with really freaky moments. Anyone else want to share? Perhaps this will help you laugh about it. If not, I will gladly laugh for you.
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