WARNING: This story is a work of fiction and it does not condone the teasing of children if thier closest friend(s) is/are a fruit and/or vegetable. The characters of this story are also works of fiction brought to you by the voices that are heard inside the author's head. Any similarity to actual persons living or otherwise non-existant is by chance coincidental.
The Crazy,
Mixed-up Adventures of Prince Gregory,
His Pet Onion,
And the Consequences Thereof
Mixed-up Adventures of Prince Gregory,
His Pet Onion,
And the Consequences Thereof
His long struggle to return home was almost at an end. Painfully, the bloody and battered form of Prince Gregory trudged on up the hill, until the white flags of the castle came into view. He only hoped and prayed to make it home before his early death.
Queen Gertrude sat at her balcony, waiting and worrying about her son, who had been gone for over 15 minutes! Before she gave up hope, she saw in the distance the bloody and battered form of her son!
“Gregory!â€
