A Monster is Attacking CAA!

[RidleyofZebes]

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:evil::evil::evil: The Monster Game :evil::evil:

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They play this game all the time back on RI. Basically, There's a monster, and your job is to cause damage it by posting an attack. Ultimately, the damage will build up and kill the monster. Of course, just like in Final Fantasy, you can also heal the enemy, should you choose to (of course, if the monster is undead, this works quite well...).

Here's how it works:
I post the monster and it's HP.
(Monster HP: 500,000)
You guys attack it by making a post with your attack in it.
(*flips monster over and attacks it's weak point*)
The round is over when I update.
(Monster HP: 500,000
*flips monster over and attacks it's weak point*
MASSIVE DAMMAGE!!! HP: 450,000)
Do not attack multiple times in the same round unless it's a combo attack. One post per round.

For now, we'll just have one monster. I may add more later, or let someone else put their own monster up. If so, there can be no more that 3 monsters in play, and you'll have to specify which monster your attack is aimed at, unless it's an attack capable of damaging both monsters. Keep in mind, however, that attacks like this will have their damage reduced.

Also, there is no set damage for attacks, as the monster may grow wise to your trickery, or I may just be in a bad mood. Remember, though, the more spectacular the attack, the more damage!

If you have any questions, just ask! I'd be more than happy to explain anything you need help with !

OKAY, LET'S START! ARE YOU READY?

A rumbling is heard in the quiet town of CAA as a crack forms in on the mountainside. Suddenly, out of the crack gushes a large gelatinous mass of purple goo! The citizens of CAA stare in wonder as the goo begins to slowly move down the mountain toward the town, as if it had a mind of it's own... Suddenly, it's intentions become all to clear as the purple mass slams into a building, causing it to crumble! The citizens flee in panic, save a select few who choose to stand up and face this monster...

[SIZE="4"]Blob[/SIZE]
HP: 1,000,000

[Taran]

are we allowed to use magic attacks?

[RidleyofZebes]

are we allowed to use magic attacks?

Definitely!

*Throws The Goggles at Blob*

[rocklobster]

I summon...Bahamut Zeo from Final Fantasy Seven!

[EricTheFred]

I divide the vile beast by Pi!

[USSRGirl]

I summon Knights of the Round! XD Not even Bahamut Zero can beat the endless hours of crappy outdated graphics that it takes to complete the summon!

[Sparx00]

I summon Meteor!

(I always wanted to do this! )

[Nate]

I divide the vile beast by Pi!

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

I divide the monster by zero. Game over, I win.

[EricTheFred]

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

I divide the monster by zero. Game over, I win.

Wait! No! You fool! You just gave it INFINITE HIT POINTS!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........

[marcjames07]

*Pokes the eyes of Blob*

Blob gains darkness status (50% chance to miss)

[Althaia]

I SHALL STAB THEE*stabs the Blob*

[Taran]

*hits blob on the head with a ice rod* take that you foul monster.

[Sparx00]

*Uses SCAN* I found the blob's weekness! *Uses a vacuumcleaner to attack the blob* :MASSIVE DAMAGE:

[RidleyofZebes]

*Throws The Goggles at Blob*
They do nothing.
Blob HP: 1,000,000
---
I summon...Bahamut Zeo from Final Fantasy Seven!
Bahamut unleashes his fury on the Blob.
Blob HP: 950,000
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I divide the vile beast by Pi!
The blob quickly recovers and joins back together.
Blob HP: 949,000
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I summon Knights of the Round! XD Not even Bahamut Zero can beat the endless hours of crappy outdated graphics that it takes to complete the summon!
Blob suffers eye strain from said graphics.
Blob HP: 947,500
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I summon Meteor!

(I always wanted to do this! )
Blob is quick to note that you must CAST Meteor, not summon it.
Blob HP: 947,500
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YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

I divide the monster by zero. Game over, I win.
Blob laughs at you for assuming you win, but is quickly silenced as it is damaged from exposure to the space/time paradox you created
Blob HP: 942,000
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Wait! No! You fool! You just gave it INFINITE HIT POINTS!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........
Blob is disturbed by your yelling.
Blob HP: 941,995
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*Pokes the eyes of Blob*

Blob gains darkness status (50% chance to miss)
Blob deflects your assault by positioning it's hand on the bridge of his nose.
Blob HP: 941,995
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I SHALL STAB THEE*stabs the Blob*
Medium Damage
Blob HP: 941,000
---
*hits blob on the head with a ice rod* take that you foul monster.
You hurt the blob's feelings... ;_;
Blob HP: 940,000
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*Uses SCAN* I found the blob's weekness! *Uses a vacuumcleaner to attack the blob* :MASSIVE DAMAGE:
Hey, you can't say how much damage your attack does! D:< Just for that, I'm cutting the damage in half because you misspelled Vaccuum cleaner. >:D
Blob HP: 935,000

[Kung_Fu_Master]

I talk to the blob
Ask him why he's attacking us
Hopefully he'll leave

[Esoteric]

Batters the blob with a super spiffy spiked assault yo-yo.

[EricTheFred]

Chops an onion and melts two sticks of butter while discussing the proper way to cook Blob before a live audience.

[Abassi]

*casts Blizzaga on the Blob*

[Taran]

*jumps up and down on the blobs head*

Its better then a trampoline

[Radical Dreamer]

[Sparx00]

RD is the monster?
Oohhhhh.... *Atacks blob with bad gramer*
(Quick note, I know I spelled attack and grammer wrong.)

[mitsuki lover]

Ack,even though I hate the dub I wonder why no-one ever thought of doing it this way:I write the monster's name down in the death note,end of problem!

[Taliesin]

I Cast Blizzaga with fortyseven buffs on.

[Sparx00]

*Turns the blob into a staute by shining light on it, then smashes the blob with a skull-hammer*
Take that blob!

[EricTheFred]

Sells Blob short in massive Wall Street trade, radically driving down stock price!

[RidleyofZebes]

I talk to the blob
Ask him why he's attacking us
Hopefully he'll leave
Blob kindly explains that he can't leave because he has something important to do.
Blob HP: 935,000
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Batters the blob with a super spiffy spiked assault yo-yo.
Blob HP: 933,000
---
Chops an onion and melts two sticks of butter while discussing the proper way to cook Blob before a live audience.
This greatly disturbs the blob...
Blob HP: 930,000
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*casts Blizzaga on the Blob*
Blob HP: 928,500
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*jumps up and down on the blobs head*

Its better then a trampoline
Blob is irritated by this.
Blob HP: 928,000
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Blob can't read, so this doesn't affect him.
Blob HP: 928,000
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RD is the monster?
Oohhhhh.... *Atacks blob with bad gramer*
(Quick note, I know I spelled attack and grammer wrong.)
This insults the blobs intelligence.
Blob HP: 927,250
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Ack,even though I hate the dub I wonder why no-one ever thought of doing it this way:I write the monster's name down in the death note,end of problem!
Blob can't read, so this doesn't affect him.
Blob HP: 927,250
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I Cast Blizzaga with fortyseven buffs on.
Good Dammage
Blob HP: 923,000
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*Turns the blob into a staute by shining light on it, then smashes the blob with a skull-hammer*
Take that blob!
Blob is not related to Dark Chu-Chus, so light has no affect. Hammer does, though.
Blob HP: 921,000
---
Sells Blob short in massive Wall Street trade, radically driving down stock price!
Plob begins to panic
Blob HP: 918,000

[Danderson]

AAAHHHHH!!!! *Hurl's himself towards the monster at high speed...in Super Sonic mode of course*

[Sparx00]

*Uses an ancient and mystical sword to reveal the blobs weak spot(s)*

[Taran]

*summons a dragon to attack the blob*

[EricTheFred]

Aha! It occurs to Eric the Fred that it's the middle of the school week!

*Reports Blob to Truant Officer!*