Corrupted wish game

Postby **Crossfire** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:56 am

Granted. You must keep a desktop PC with you at all times. Oh, it's also running Windows Vista.

I wish we invented time travel.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:55 am

Granted, but the first smart thing someone does is goes back in time to kill the inventor of time travel, thus causing a paradox and ripping the world in half.

I wish that I could fight against Mario at Final Destination.

Postby **TheMewster** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:39 am

Granted, but he won.

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:19 am

Granted, your room has been turned into a freezer, now instead of clothes you have slabs of meat hanging in your closet.

I wish that Sega would release a Sonic game that doesn't suck.

Postby **TheMewster** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:26 am

Granted, but now it licks your face instead of sucking.

I wish I could truly understand the Bible...

Postby **Maokun** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:50 am

Granted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oep4mRpmrkQ

I wish there were Passion Fruit Fanta

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:28 pm

Granted, but it's a passionate fruit, that pours it's heart and soul into the drink, which ends up drowning you in sorrow.

I wish I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

Postby **Maokun** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:04 pm

Granted. You survive it by becoming a zombie.

I wish the Night of the Undead to be followed by the Day of the Machines

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:10 am

Granted, but because the robots take over, killing us all.

I wish my Sonic Screwdriver worked like a real sonic screwdriver so I could take out all the Cybermen who have taken over the Earth.

Postby **Maokun** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:44 am

Granted. However the sonic shockwave liquefies you first like the blood-packed fleshbag a human is.

I wish I had a job in which I got paid for playing videogames.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:56 am

Granted, but because of the economy, you are payed a dollar per hour and get bored rather quickly, as they are old 8-bit games that were discarded for being too boring.

I wish I had enough money to send myself to Hawaii.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:34 pm

Granted, but you are transformed into a tiny figurine and sent to Hawaii.

I wish I had a pie.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:19 pm

Granted. It's a pie chart of the relative numbers of different types of charts in a certain textbook.

I wish I had a pizza pie.

Postby **Edward** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:39 pm

Granted. But it's from Pizza Hut.

I wish they would make another Spaceballs movie.

Postby **TheMewster** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:01 pm

Granted, but I can't corrupt it because I have no clue what you're talking about and therefore missed the point of the game.

I wish peace would come to the Goof Off forums again.

Postby **TheMewster** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:03 pm

Granted, but I can't corrupt it because I have no clue what you're talking about and therefore missed the point of the game.

I wish peace would come to the Goof Off forums again. No more evil villains, no more fighting, just Biblical love.

Postby **TheMewster** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:03 pm

Shoot. Accidental double post. Don't kill me mods.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:14 pm

Granted, but now they've moved to the other forums, the goof off forum is now the only safe place.

I wish I could make cake appear with a snap of my fingers.

Postby **Rylynn4869** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:23 pm

Granted. Now, whenever you snap your fingers, the band Cake appears and starts singing songs from their second album "Fashion Nugget".

I wish dragon tears really did turn into jellybeans.

Postby **Maokun** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:22 pm

Granted. Dragons are none too pleased at this and incinerate you, then resuscitate you and incinerate you again over and over.

I wish I were as powerful as SSJ4 Goku.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:00 pm

Granted, put since you're a human and not a Super Saiyan, the power overloads your body and your head explodes.

I wish I could contain and use the power of the Chaos Emeralds.

Postby **Maokun** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:36 am

Granted. However, you still have to /obtain/ them and you cannot possibly hope to beat Knuckles. Repeated defeat and frustration drives you mad and you become Dr. Robotnik.

I wish they created new seasons of Alf.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:58 am

Granted, But the seasons are so awful they become a point set in time which can't be changed, and he ends up sneaking into PSA's Like "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue".

I wish that Star Fox Adventures wasn't an awful game.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:46 am

Granted. It becomes obscenely horrible, instead.

I wish that Alf would become the next President of the United States of America.

Postby **Maokun** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:40 am

Granted. His first action as taking the office is to welcome all Melmacian immigrants from all the corners of the galaxy. The planet gets overrun by them and humans become a destitute minority.

I wish that the Titanic didn't sink.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:18 pm

Granted, but it gets blown up because of a ruptured steam engine.

I wish I had my own thingamabobber.

Postby **Edward** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:28 pm

Granted, but it's an artifact, and next thing ya know, Warehouse 13 agents have taken it away.

I wish I had a PS2 so I could play Shadow of the Colossus.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:19 pm

Granted, but the it's region locked, your PS2 is from Japan, and your Shadow of the Colossus is from the US. Good luck trying to get them to work.

Postby **Maokun** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:11 pm

Granted. However, the day after you get it, you realize that you could have asked for a PS3 and Shadow of the Colossus HD. In a fit of rage at this, you destroy the PS2 and are left with nothing.

I wish I had King Midas' power but that I could turn it on and off at will.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:06 am

Granted, but you can turn anything into gold at will, My will to be more precise. Power on. Power off. Power on. Power off. Power on. Power off. Power on. So tell me what did you turn into gold. Your computer perhaps because I left it on and you need hands to type.

I wish that everyone who read my post would have all their memories deleted.

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