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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:41 pm

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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”-Oscar Wilde

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Postby Twister980 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:42 pm

Granted, except he beats them up in a clown act, now Spider-Man is a sad clown.

I wish Ferb would stop messing up his wishes. xDD
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:22 pm

Granted, now I mess up your wishes.

I wish my wish would be fully granted with only a tiny back fire.
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Postby Neane » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:11 pm

Granted. You get hit with a small arrow that is on fire.

I wish that Penguins ruled the World.
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Postby Lockon Stratos » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:57 pm

Granted. But the penguins all sing and dance constantly.
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Postby Twister980 » Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:51 am

Granted, but by working properly it has a day and nighttime job, by day he works at Checkers, and by night he works at Pizza Hut.

I wish that Hulk Hogan would retire and stop ripping off Billy Graham.
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Postby TheMewster » Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:00 pm

Granted, he now trades fairly with Billy Graham and retired from listening to your wish.

I wish CAA could have a giant massive meet-up.
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Postby Lockon Stratos » Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:25 pm

Granted, but everyone lied about themselves, i.e. none of the girls are girls.
I wish that Konami would make a decent anime.
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Postby TheMewster » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:29 pm

Granted. It's not a good anime, just a decent one.

I wish I could get Ubuntu to work.
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:35 pm

Granted, but once you have it up and running Linux will sense a major virus in your harddrive and completly wipe it out.

I wish I could meet some of the CAA members in RL. It would be nice. ^^
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Postby TheMewster » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:50 pm

Granted, but they're old members who don't even remember CAA nor do they know who you are.

I wish I could meet some of our current members in real life.
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Postby Neane » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:32 pm

Granted. You get cloned 100 times and you meet all of them.

I wish that I had a BB Gun.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:40 pm

Granted, you can now shoot off animals from your land. Sadly, Madea comes and your BB gun is nothing to her.

I wish I had a cake.
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Postby TheMewster » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:46 pm

Granted. I burned it. It's still on fire, so I wouldn't eat it if I were you!

I wish I had a laptop.
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Postby Neane » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:48 pm

Granted. It's the Osborne 1.

I wish that Ferb was turned in a Dove.
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Postby TheMewster » Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:13 pm

Granted. The Dove is now a unit of measure equivalent to 500 1/2 years. Poor Ferb is stuck there slowly being turned. NOW LOOK WHAT WE'VE DONE?!

I miss Ferb. I wish he didn't have to turn in a Dove.
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Postby Twister980 » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:25 am

Granted, he turns into a pigeon and is snatched by a hawk.

I wish Mewster hadn't made that wish.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:13 am

Granted, she made a wish that I got turned into a worm. Now, a hawk has eaten me.

I wish I was out of this hawk and back to a human.
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”-Oscar Wilde

“Books change us. Books save us. I know this because it happened to me.”Elif Shafak

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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:24 am

Granted. A survivalist shoots and eats the hawk, you included, and you end up in a human's stomach.

I wish that ponies would fall from the sky like rain near Chernobyl.
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Postby Twister980 » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:20 am

Granted, it rains ponies for days and days until the earth gets turned into Equestria by a bunch of Alicorns.

I wish Spider-Man would stop getting stuck in the bathtub.
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Postby TheMewster » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:59 pm

Granted. He got stuck in his web.

I wish my back would stop hurting.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:51 pm

Granted, your back no longer hurts. Because now...you're dead.

I wish Mewster was alive.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:58 am

Granted, but her back still hurts, turns out she has a horse named Charlie taped to her back.

I wish Arkham City would come out already.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:12 am

Granted, all of Arkham City comes out, of the closet about being gay.

I wish for tickles.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:48 am

Granted, but it's a tickle me pickle which tickles you until you turn blue.

I wish that Super man would start wearing pants.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:34 pm

Granted, he now wears jeans. However, fans criticize you for making another change in the Super Man universe. Happy?

I wish Super Man never changed.
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Postby Neane » Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:05 pm

Granted. He is still an infant.

I wish that I knew everything about everything.
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:04 pm

Granted, but you forget about it in three seconds.

I wish I could not forget anything.
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Postby Neane » Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:06 pm

Granted. You will always remember the most embarrassing moments of your life and they will appear to you once every 2 minutes.

I wish that I had a Talking Tank.
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Postby Twister980 » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:58 am

Granted, it's a talking Tonka tank, he cannot shoot missiles, and he annoys you twenty-four seven.

I wish I could transform this keyboard into a keytar and back.
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