Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:48 am

Granted, by recycling the plastic, it can be re-used to make a keytar, and by recycling the keytar, that can be used to make another keyboard. Of course, it would be cheaper to just buy a keytar.

I wish that ponies would infest the CAA chat for three days.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:31 pm

Granted, but they're the Gen 3 ponies and they are so bland, the admins shut down the chat room. FOR EVEEEEEEERRRRRRRR.

I wish I was a Pegasus.

Postby **Neane** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:23 pm

Granted. You are now a turbofan engine.

I wish that I had a Pegasus.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:12 am

Congratulations! For the low, low price of every dollar you'll ever earn, you've just bought Pegasus Bridge! (Yeah, you got scammed into buying a historic bridge and now you're broke.)

I wish for seven.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:17 am

Granted. You get seven bumps to the head!

I wish that I had a cup of water.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:23 am

Granted, but you drown in said cup of water.

I wish that I could fly, I wish that I could touch the sky.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:35 pm

Granted. You get strapped to a rocket.

I wish that My Little Soviets: Communism is Magic was a real show.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:34 pm

Granted, but people love it so much that Comrade Rainbow Dash comes out of the show, and takes over the world, removing anything resembling friendship from the world.

I wish Rainbow Dash would jump out of my monitor.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:51 pm

Granted. She flys into your face at the speed of 1,000 miles per hour. I will take care of your fish.

I wish that Twister980 was still alive.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:07 pm

Granted, now I'm hanging out in space with Rainbow Dash, Luna, The Space Core, and Nyan Cat. xD

I wish Neane had a 'Sorry I left you on earth' cake.

Postby **sandalwood** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:06 am

Granted. The cake is made of mud and plants, to represent Earth.

I wish I was happy.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:23 pm

Granted, you've been turned into a Happy Meal, now you're not so happy since you don't have any toys.

I wish Happy Meals had toys again.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:28 am

Granted, they now have the toys you'd see at shopping stores. Now at shopping stores, they have the toys you'd see at McDonalds.

I wish McDonald burgers were bigger.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:53 am

Granted, they're bigger then your head, and can eat you.

I wish I had my own Buzz Lightyear.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:55 am

Granted, however, every other toy of yours gets jealous of it and attacks you.

I wish I had my own Woody.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:12 pm

You do, and it's possessed.
I wish I had a copy of the original version of "The Haunting" to watch. Not the remake.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:05 am

Granted, but this copy is haunted, so it's just the original version but with Liam Neeson. And the awful CGI ghosts.

I wish that I could find my own Groove, and not have it be thrown off by stupid old men.

Postby **sandalwood** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:19 pm

Granted, but now your Groove is thrown off by a zombie apocalypse.

I wish the zombie apocalypse would end well.

Postby **TheMewster** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:02 pm

Granted. Humanity was wiped out quick and painlessly.

I wish I could know for sure how to properly interpret the Bible.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:28 pm

Granted, you know how to interpret the books of Law.

I wish I could finish this skin for my OC Pony.

Postby **sandalwood** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:49 pm

Granted. It takes you 90 more years to finish it, then you no longer have a use for it.

I wish I didn't have OCD.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:22 pm

Granted, the brain cancer wiped it out.

I wish for six fish.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:32 pm

Granted, and I'll even throw in a bonus fish: a tiger shark!

Er...

Looks like you're down to one fish, and he's eating your foot.

I wish the tiger shark would recognize that Kali's shoes deserve better treatment.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:36 am

Granted. The tiger shark decided to pimp my shoes out with sequins, glitter, and various shiny stuff. That'll really get me taken seriously in business meetings.

I wish that the tiger shark would get its own TV makeover show called "Tiger Shark Eye for the Human Guy".

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:41 am

Granted, but it only lasted one episode when he decided to eat the crew because of how sloppy their clothing was.

I wish Batman was our president.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:24 pm

Granted, the grown-up version of the Weekly World News character Bat Boy, now humorously known as "Bat Man" is president.

I wish to see the new blockbuster film "Gumby vs. The Terminator"

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:26 am

Granted, but it's actually split into eight separate trilogies plus a cartoon.
And they're about as long as the extended Lord of the Rings. I'd grab some popcorn, but I don't like popcorn.

I wish I had awesome hats in Team Fortress 2.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:00 pm

Granted. You all get Head-Crabs.

I wish that the Shingeki no Kyojin movie will have awesome looking giants in it.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:16 pm

Granted. It gets turned into a commercial for Green Giant brand frozen vegetables.

I wish that it would still be awesome.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:02 am

Granted, there are awesome exploding vegetables that the Green Giant has to defeat in order to save the world. (That actually sounds pretty awesome. xD)

I wish that the Iron Giant had a Blu-Ray release.

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