Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:44 pm

Granted, the actual Iron Giant now has a special hatch in his torso that shoots out (or "releases") Blu-Ray disks.

I wish a spontaneous dance sequence would take place right outside my apartment.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:06 pm

Granted, but it's the Macarena, the most annoying dance sequence in the world. And they're holding knives.

I wish Blitzkrieg's Avatar would get a haircut.

Postby **TheMewster** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:33 pm

Granted. Every avatar loves his avatar's hair and gets their hair cut like him (bald.) Yes, even the female avatars and animal avatars. The forum avatars therefore creep everyone out. The mods, as a result, ban avatars permanently.

I wish we could have avatars again.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:02 pm

Granted, but now the only avatars allowed are ones that involve giant glasses that get mistaken for clock faces for some reason.

I wish that guy over there would stop what he's doing.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:15 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, that guy was a mirror. You pointed at yourself and therefore you have been frozen in time.

I wish I knew how to play guitar.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:24 pm

Granted. you just dont have arms to play. XD

I wish i had the original Legend of Zelda.... for the famicom disk system. XD

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:59 am

Granted, but the Famicom gets up and runs off with it.

I wish Eggman would stop being a jerk.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:09 am

Granted. Now he's just creepy. Reeeeeeaaaaaly creepy.

I wish the construction crew down on the street would quick jack hammering at the crack of dawn.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:25 am

Granted, now they're jack hammering at midnight and whenever you decide you need to take a nap.

I wish that Captain America would be out. RIGHT. NOW.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:15 am

Granted. Captain America just announced that he's gay.

I wish for an aircraft carrier.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:53 am

Granted, it's a Hotwheel's Aircraft Carrier.

I wish the new Battleship Movie never existed.

Postby **Wind** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:02 pm

Wish Granted It never existed but the only thing you can eat now is pickled herring

I wish for pink pandas with purple spots

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:08 pm

Granted, but they take all your sugary awesome drinks away and replace them with Whiskey.

I wish that my Sims would stop fighting.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:44 pm

Granted. I killed them. =P

I wish i could connect with other people through dreams.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:26 pm

Granted, but you cannot control it, and connect to random people. Hope you enjoy these literal nightmares.

I wish that Eddie Lebron's Sonic movie would be posted soon.

Postby **Neane** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:46 pm

Granted. The Image of it gets posted on a Russian Website that would infect your computer.

I wish that Twister980's computer was clean.

Postby **Ella Edric** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:07 pm

Granted, but you had to pay a million bucks for it. So you got a loan and you are now seriously in debt. Sorry dude.

I wish I wasnt so hungry.

Postby **Diamond Dragon** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:34 pm

(ELLA!!!!!!!!!! *special awsome glomp!* Your back!!!

)

Granted, but now your really thirsty. XP

I wish I had something sweet.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:58 am

Granted, but it's fresh from a bee hive. Better run.
I wish Diamond wasn't being chased by evil Bees.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:01 pm

Granted. The bees caught up, so the chase is over.

I wish Pepsi made a breakfast cereal.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:47 pm

Granted, but it's Crystal Pepsi cereal. Enjoy the angry cereal loving mobs outside your house.

I wish Blitzkrieg had stocked up on Coca-Cola brand cereal instead.

Postby **TheMewster** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:54 pm

Granted, yet he ran out within days.

I wish Diamond Dragon didn't get hurt or killed by the bees. I miss her.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:12 pm

Granted. Instead, the hard was done by the roving mobs of angry cereal eaters.

I wish this horribly cycle of violence would finally end.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:52 pm

Granted. The Universe Dies.

I wish that everything was back to the way it was before Diamond Dragon made that wish.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:13 am

Granted, but now the bees rule the universe.

I wish the Doctor would save us from our Bee overlords. Did I say Overlords? I meant protectors.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:35 pm

granted. we are now ruled by wasp overlords... i hear theyre much more cruel and violent =P

i wish for........ pie. unpoisened pie. XD

Postby **Neane** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:20 am

Granted. You don't get unpoisened pie, you get Poisoned Pie!

I wish that TGJesusfreak was okay.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:12 am

Granted, He is now sick to the stomach because that pie is from the future, and it's centuries old.

I wish Neane had his own pie.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:16 am

Granted. I have Shepard's pie.

I wish that Twister980 was forced to eat grass.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:23 am

Granted, but I eat Candy grass, it tastes like mint and sour apple.

I wish that Neane's avatar would give him the sea salt ice cream.

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