Corrupted wish game

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:24 pm

Granted, now real life people are anime characters. In fact, every anime show is now about reality.

I wish I had a cool sword.

Postby **Lockon Stratos** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:03 pm

Granted, but Cloud Strife kills you and takes it back.
I wish that this game made good sense.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:43 pm

Granted, it makes good sense to the people of Kuhkastan.

I wish Locken would understand there is no real point to this game.

Postby **Neane** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:58 pm

Granted. Locken understands that there is no real point in the Game of Life and thus he longs for the day when he dies.

I wish that Locken was happy again.

Postby **Lockon Stratos** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:49 am

Granted, but to get over my depression, I had to kill everyone on this forum.
I wish Neane hadn't wished such a catastrophic wish.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:33 am

Granted, but there must be equal compensation, so...Pluto is destroyed. Sorry!

I wish for more people to play League of Legends.

Postby **Michael Lance** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:44 pm

Granted, but since half of us have no idea how to play, we all get killed in the first thirty seconds.

I wish for an M408 (Sniper Rifle)

Postby **TheMewster** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:19 pm

Granted, but it has no ammo and there's no more ammo in the little box you are not in. Therefore you can't shoot yourself out of a box.

I wish I didn't have to worry.

Postby **sandalwood** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:34 pm

Granted. You no longer have anything to worry about, but your mind still searches for things to fuss over so you begin to be affected by smaller and smaller scenarios until you eventually go completely insane from the pressure.

I wish I had Sweeney Todd on DVD.

Postby **TheMewster** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:53 pm

Granted. It's a different region code than you're DVD player.

I wish I was no longer insane.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:55 pm

Granted. You are sane and everyone else is insane.

I wish that everyone was sane.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:30 am

Granted, now your insane.

I wish I had my own lightsaber.

Postby **sandalwood** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:10 am

Granted, but it's a collectors' edition so no one (including you) is allowed to touch it and it has to be kept behind a solid metal wall for protection.

I wish I could figure out my career path already. *pulls hair*

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:03 am

Granted, but it's cleaning the stables. Enjoy.

I wish Sandalwood would find a nice job.

Postby **thisiskris89** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:07 pm

Granted but she gets paid peanuts!

I wish I had a cornish rex cat and a japanese bobtail cat!

Postby **Neane** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:42 pm

Granted. But they are dead.

I wish that the Cornish Rex cat and the Japanese Bobtail Cat were alive.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:45 pm

Granted, but they're zombies now.

I wish Modern Warfare 2 wasn't so stupidly hard.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:08 pm

Granted, but now it is such a cakewalk that no one wants to play MW3.

I wish my back would stop hurting. DX

Postby **Neane** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:13 pm

Granted. You get hit on the head and become Unconscious for the rest of your life.

I wish that the city of Warsaw was dismantled and that the New capital of Poland was KrakÃ³w.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:04 am

Granted, but the name Krakow becomes a literal term. Everyone from there carries a rifle, they are very cranky, and shoot everyone on sight.

I wish my mind wasn't a blank right now.

Postby **sandalwood** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:13 am

Granted. Instead, it's filled with grotesque and disturbing images.

I wish I had some grapes.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:03 pm

Granted. They're sour grapes, because you didn't get what you really wanted.

I wish that Justin Bieber would run for President next election.

Postby **thisiskris89** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:16 pm

granted but he loses to a gerbil!

i wish i had some chocolate cake!

Postby **sandalwood** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:05 pm

Granted, but it's only for display.

I wish I was making money right now.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:10 pm

Granted, you're printing bills and making the recession even worse.

I wish we had a monkey for a President right now.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:51 pm

Granted, but he gets eaten by an eagle when he gives his presidential speech and the United States is in such chaos because of his death that Giant Walruses from another universe invade and conquer the USA within only 7 hours.

I wish that the Corrupted Wish Game Ended.

Postby **sandalwood** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:50 am

Granted. To make room for the Pointing Out Your Flaws Until You Hate Yourself and Cry Game, the Corrupted Wish Game ends.

I wish I had a Kindle.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:50 am

Granted. You are now kindling a fire.

I wish people would celebrate Thanksgiving first.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:32 pm

Granted, New Years Day is replaced by Thanksgiving.

I wish I had cookies with cream.

Postby **Neane** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:34 pm

Granted. You have been captured by terrorists and you are force fed cookies and cream no matter how full you are.

I wish that Ferb was rescued from the Terrorists by Clint Eastwood

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