Corrupted wish game

[Twister980]

Granted, but then they capture him, and get beaten by the Counter Terrorists, who mistake him for a terrorist and shoot him in the face.

I wish people would stop hacking Counter-Strike.

[sailorsaturn]

Granted but then Clint Eastwood forces Ferb to join him in an 105 day long battle against terrorism around the world which is a problem because there are only 104 days of summer vacation and then Ferb has to go back to school.

I wish Phineas would somehow help his brother.

[Neane]

Granted. Phineas helps his brother conquer the world and then they create an evil government that destroys all Freedom and the World is now like the World in 1984.

I wish that Mass Effect 3 will be one of the best games ever made.

[sandalwood]

Granted. It is in such high demand that it sells out within a millionth of a second, leaving you with nothing. While you're waiting for a new supply, a bout of amnesia hits everyone associated with the making of it, so it will never be produced again and no one will let you borrow it from them because they say you smell like farts.

I wish I had some cosplay for Animazement.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but there was some confusion, so you're actually cosplaying AS Animazement. Turns out a scale reproduction of the Raleigh Convention Center is hard to move around it.

I wish it'd quit raining when I have to go to work.

[Twister980]

Granted, now it's snowing, causing the roads to overflow with snow while you're stuck on the highway. Now you are stranded in your car, with nothing but a can of beans, a twinkie, and a bottle of Pepsi.

I wish Blitzkrieg had Coca-Cola instead.

[sailorsaturn]

Granted but it's diet.

I wish Diet Coke didn't taste like watered down normal Coca-Cola.

[Twister980]

Granted, now it tastes like watered down Mud.

I wish Ecto-Cooler was still being sold.

[sandalwood]

Granted, but it's only being sold in Lithuania.

I wish I was done writing my final papers.

[Twister980]

Granted, it's your will. You will get run over by a reindeer soon.

I wish Cartoon Network would show GOOD shows.

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but you post your papers up onto fanfiction.net and turn in your Princess Tutu fanfics.
(Note to all readers: If Sandalwood even writes Princess Tutu fanfics I don't know about it. I'm just making stuff up. ^_^ )

(Since Twister ninja'd me I guess I corrupt his wish as well.)
Granted but your mother thinks they're smut and grounds you for watching them.

I wish I had a nice small car that doesn't break down and gets great gas mileage.

[Neane]

Granted. You have a Peel Trident & P50 car. It is so small that a shark jumps out of the sea and eats it.

I wish that sailorsaturn's car was not eaten.

[Twister980]

Granted, it crushed the Wicked Witch of the East, and the Munchkins proclaimed it a hero.

I wish C3PO was stuck in the land of Oz.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted. Remember the tin man? Well. . . There ya go.

I wish for a magic salamander. . . What? I can dream!

[sandalwood]

Granted, but it uses those powers to erase your every memory and replace them with footage of sepia cowboys whittling on a log and chewing tobacco while fuzzy old instrumental music plays in the background. Also it shoots you with a laser.

I wish I had macaroni and cheese.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but they are not combined.

I wish for a spoon.

[Neane]

Granted. But you accidentally bend the spoon with your mind. Now it is useless.

I wish that I had the power to bend spoons.

[Neane]

Granted. But you accidentally bend the spoon with your mind. Now it is useless.

I wish that I had the power to bend spoons.

[sandalwood]

Granted, but only plastic ones and it takes you three days of pure, nonstop concentration to bend just one.

I wish I was a good artist.

[rocklobster]

granted but it doesn't exist, so you get nothing.
I wish Batman the Brave and the Bold wasn't cancelled.

[Twister980]

Granted, but now it's all about Batman making a bad fashion statement and how he should dress more like Robin.

I wish that the Ultimate Spider-Man Show would come out already.

[sandalwood]

Granted, but it won't air in the United States for another 10 years and all the Danes ruin it for you on forums.

I wish I would make my parents proud.

[Twister980]

Granted, you make them proud by opening that one jar of pickles.

I wish I had a pickle death beam.

[sandalwood]

Granted, but the only thing it can do is reverse the pickling process, turning all your delicious Dills into cucumbers. And you're not allowed to salt them.

I wish a monster would jump out of a manhole and eat me alive.

[Twister980]

Granted, except it was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who saw you dressed up as a slice of pizza. The others told him the truth and he passed out from the shock.

I wish the Turtles hadn't eaten that piece of Pizza.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, they hadn't eaten a piece of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_%28TV_series%29

I wish I had some onions.

[Neane]

Granted. But they are old onions.

I wish the next two posts will not get corrupted.

[Mike123123]

Granted. but the time space continuum reverts and instead you wished for "i wish this wish would be corrupted"

i wish for nothing

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, you wish for nothing. But you were wishing for something, which was nothing. So you technically got something.

I wish I had a UFO with cool ray guns and giant teddy bears.

[sandalwood]

Granted, but it runs on pure Astatine. You can substitute that for Unobtanium, but the ship might explode.

I wish you a Merry Christmas.