Corrupted wish game

[Mike123123]

wish granted. but its not Christmas yet.

i wish that this wish would be a wish therefore it is a wish inside a wish.

[sandalwood]

Granted. I will now corrupt it so that this corruption will be corruption inside a corruption and there will be no escaping with your puny life.

I wish I could breathe underwater AND in the air.

[Twister980]

Granted, the world flips itself upside down, Bubs turned us all into Ants, and now the King of Town is getting his Mega-Physical.

I wish King Bubs Gonzola had his own movie.

[sandalwood]

Sidenote: What the heck are you talking about? lol

Granted, but it's directed by M Night Shyamalan.

I wish I had some cookies.

[Neane]

Granted. You get Cookies but you forget to put them away on Christmas and they are left out and Santa eats them.

I wish that Santa lost some weight.

[sandalwood]

Granted. Santa loses so much weight that he decides to become a fitness instructor instead of delivering toys to the good little girls and boys.

I wish I could draw.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It's high noon, and you're the sheriff of a small town in the old west. You're in a classic quickdraw scenario against three bandits. You can draw... but, sadly, you can't shoot worth beans.

I wish that I could paint.

[Twister980]

Sidenote: Homestar Runner, Duh. xD

Granted, you can paint the fence, and my new Ferrari.

I wish I actually had a Ferrari.

[sandalwood]

Sidenote: I am a charlatan. lol (unfamiliar with HR)

Granted, but your license was revoked so you can't drive it.

I wish I could join a convent of nuns.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but all the nuns are a part of various cliques within the convent and they all treat you like everything you say is filthy and perverted and therefore make you an outcast.

I wish my PS3 didn't have the yellow light of death.

[sandalwood]

Granted. It recovers, but has spread the yellow light of death to all your other appliances so now nothing works.

I wish I was good at writing essays.

[Twister980]

Granted, you're good at writing Essays on awkward body parts. Now everyone avoids you because of that.

I wish that I had a Delorreon that could travel through time.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but it runs on plutonium...which has been completely used up by America. Good luck pushing it!

I wish the next Professor Layton game would come out soon...

[Twister980]

Granted, but since I've already beaten The Spector's Flute, I end up being the only American picked to receive a early copy.

I wish that Flora would have more character.

[sandalwood]

Granted, but her character is unpleasant and overshadows that of everyone else, taking the screen time away from those you'd rather see. (going out on a limb here - not sure who Flora is)

I wish it was Christmas Break already!

[Twister980]

Granted, Christmas breaks through your front door and runs you over with a Prius.

I wish Mare Do Well was named Batmare instead.

[TheMewster]

Granted. Batmare got upset and renamed herself Mare Do Well. So that wish was useless, pretty much.

I wish Science Fair was abolished at my school.

[sandalwood]

Granted. Due to budget cuts, the Science Fair AND all science programs are now cut from your school.

Also lunch.

I wish I could dance.

[Twister980]

Granted, you can do the Macarena. Good for you.

Not Really.

I wish the Macarena would be played instead of Bieber.

[sandalwood]

Granted, but now Justin Bieber is working at a gas station and can't afford for his dog to get spayed, so she had a zillion puppies and the world is overrun by them.

I wish I could afford anime DVDs.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, since you just sold your DVD player.

I wish my hair brush played Queen's greatest hits whenever I used it.

[Neane]

Granted. But today is opposite Wish day, so it plays Queen's Greatest Hits whenever You DON'T want it to play.


I wish that people on the Internet stopped thinking that I was a girl!

[sandalwood]

Granted. They now consider you a woman.

(sidenote: reverse it, and I have the same problem -_-)

I wish I lived in an apartment instead of a dorm.

[TheMewster]

Granted. It's smaller than your dorm if possible.

I wish I didn't almost forget to make a wish.

[seaglass27]

Granted. Instead of almost forgetting to make a wish you completely forgot to make a wish. Therefore I am granting a wish that was never wished because by granting a wish I wished the original wish out of existence.

I wish that Osamu Tezuka would come back to life.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Enjoy your brain-eating Tezuka zombie.

I wish it wasn't such a dreary, sleepy day outside.

[Twister980]

Granted, now it's a day where you're drowning in melted cheese.

I wish I had some nachos right now.

[Voltage]

Granted, but that's nacho cheese.
I wish my dog would stop barking at people across the street.

[sandalwood]

Granted. He now screams obscenities at them in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

I wish I lived in Canada.

[Neane]

Granted. You live on a Planet that is full of Lions are called "Canada".

I wish that Canada was a real place instead of a myth.