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Postby Twister980 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:12 am

Granted, except it crashed into the earth, ironically on the nation we call: Canada. Which together formed North Montana.

I wish Meet the Robinsons was no longer considered an obscure movie.
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Postby sandalwood » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:40 am

Granted. It is now more popular than Twilight, Justin Bieber, and My Little Pony put together, so you hear about it everywhere you go and it starts to annoy you.

I wish I was done with my Christmas shopping.
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Postby Twister980 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:44 am

Granted, but not for your family. You're done with your shopping for me.

I wish Batman Beyond would get a good videogame.
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Postby Voltage » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:02 pm

Granted! The writers of Batmen Beyond just recieved an amazing video game in the mail.

I wish people would finally decide wheather Rin and Len Kagamine were related or not.
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Postby Voltage » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:03 pm

Granted! The writers of Batman Beyond just recieved an amazing video game in the mail.

I wish people would finally decide wheather Rin and Len Kagamine were related or not.

(Sorry, didn't mean to post that twice)
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Postby sandalwood » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:11 pm

Granted. They are, so now you'll find disturbing stories about them everywhere you go.

I wish the Hetalia manga was cheaper.
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Postby Voltage » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:26 pm

(Agreed)

Granted. Exept they have changed the entire story so that Canada takes over the world. AND it's in Klingon.

I wish for the sky to be cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
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Postby sarahjoy78 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:43 pm

Granted. But. They are gigantic and start coming down on the earth as we speak.

I wish for a real pet dolphin.
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Postby sandalwood » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:19 pm

Granted, but when you hug it it turns back into a naked manchild.

I wish to be done writing my essay.
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Postby Voltage » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:51 pm

Granted, but it turns out I finished it while you were in the bathroom and I'm not very smart so you FAILED.

I wish play-dough was fun to eat, not to play with.
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Postby sandalwood » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:53 pm

Granted, so now there's nothing to play with and a great shadow falls over the earth.

I wish I could find the perfect Christmas gift :)
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Postby Twister980 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:16 pm

Granted, but it's not something you can give. Because it's already been given.
(Not a very good corruption, is it? xD)

I wish that the forums would stop going offline for the weekend.
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Postby Neane » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:26 pm

Granted. They join offline during the weekdays.

I wish that Twister980 was not stuck.
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Postby sandalwood » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:47 pm

Granted. He has become unstuck and is now hurtling toward you at immeasurable speeds.

I wish I was an elf.
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Postby Voltage » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:09 pm

Poof.
Whoops, I made you a Narwhal.

I wish for more genies!
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Postby Neane » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:12 pm

Granted. You get the Genies from the Original tales and not from modern myth. (The Jinn.)
You now have to deal with Evil Demons that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish that Voltage was saved from the Evil Demons.
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Postby sandalwood » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:17 pm

Granted. They have now been sealed inside Naruto and Voltage has to raise him.

I wish I could raise a ninja baby.
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Postby Voltage » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:36 pm

Do I have to? Naruto's voice is annoying...

Granted. You are now that baboon guy in the Lion King and get to raise the little baby lion -who's name also escapes me- Up in the air for all to see!

I wish that Jimmy Kimmel would do another commercial for State Farm.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:41 pm

Granted, but it's in a form of the free credit report dot com song.

I wish that the new episode of Doctor Who would come out sooner.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:00 pm

Granted, but it will be 4 seconds long.
I wish for the Hikaru no Go manga.
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Postby Voltage » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:23 pm

Poof.
There it-
Poof.
Oh, it's gone.

I wish I knew the elements of a good cheer. (If only I was loud enough)
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:59 pm

Granted. Adamantium, Kryptonite, and snowflakes. Good luck finding them!

I wish I could heal myself and others with mortal wounds.
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Postby Voltage » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:01 pm

Poof.

You now have to wound people in order to heal them.

I wish that I could find a better Russia avatar.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:10 pm

Granted, but it refuses to save onto your computer.
I wish i had a lovley purple haired ghost who played the aincent game of Go through me.
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Postby Voltage » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:12 pm

Poof.

The ancient game "Of" Turns intangible and some purple-haired dude throws it at you, amking it go through your tummy.

He wins.

I wish I was better at sports.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:15 pm

Granted, but for the next 6 seconds only.
5
4
3
2
1....
oh well.
i wish my computer was faster
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Postby Voltage » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:23 pm

It runs away.

I wish that the only guys who ask me out WERE NOT stalker-y creepy dudes.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:25 pm

Granted, now you wil be asked out by obnoxious, stinky jocks who still think farts are hillarious and are still in 2nd grade math.
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:39 pm

I wish Sai-Chan posted a question.
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Postby Voltage » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:09 pm

Poof.
She wishes for somthing that is impossible to NOT grant, and therefore ruins the entire game.

I wish my back would stop hurting...
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