Corrupted wish game

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:33 pm

(agh me too!!)
granted, but now the pain moves to youre eye.
i wish i could sleep better at night.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:12 pm

Granted, but you end up hyper and can never get any work done.

I wish I wasn't always hyper.

Postby **Voltage** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:25 pm

poof.
You're Kristen Stewart.

I wish for gum that would never run out of flavor!

Postby **sandalwood** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:42 pm

Granted, but there's only one piece and your jaw eventually gets so sore you can't chew it any longer.

I wish people would be nice to me.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:59 pm

Granted, but now they are TOO nice. lol.
i wish i was a better artist.

Postby **sandalwood** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:07 pm

Granted, but everyone stops appreciating art altogether.

I wish I had egg rolls.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:13 pm

Poof!
oh no the eggs roll'd away.
i wish for pepperoni.

Postby **sandalwood** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:30 pm

Granted, but it's still inside the pig, which is alive. Good luck

I wish I had candyz and cookyz and cakz.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:02 pm

Granted, but you eat too much and DIE. bwahahahaha!!
i wish for new jeans!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:13 am

Granted. They're sized for elephants.

I wish for an army of mantis-men.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:29 am

Granted, Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

I wish people wouldn't complain about Wheatley.

Postby **sandalwood** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:48 am

Granted. They've stopped merely complaining and have now moved on to straight up protesting.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:30 am

Granted, but you accidently say somthing horrible to a Japanese person!
+ people start calling you a weaboo.
I wish for Kirby: Return to Dreamland for DS.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:36 am

Granted, but it ends up being a awful port from the Nintendo Wii and gets a 1 out of 100.

I wish people would remake games for different consoles instead of making an awful port.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:40 am

Granted, but he remakes are worse than the ports.
i wish for a DSi.

Postby **sandalwood** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:51 am

Granted, but you have to put it on display instead of playing it.

I wish I was rich.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:53 am

Granted, but ed ed n eddy come and steal all yer money!
i wish for some pizza.

Postby **sandalwood** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:52 am

Granted, but the pizza parlor is now run by an idealist who decided to experiment by using vinegar instead of pizza sauce, shredded truffles instead of cheese, and Brussels sprouts and dried leaves instead of normal toppings. Also, it is only cooked halfway because that's how they do things. And you have to tip the server double what you paid, which is 75 dollars. Also it's poisoned with a mouth-numbing agent, so you look and sound silly after eating it. *points and laughs at your drooling numbness* HEHE!

I wish I had a guest to bring to the party tonight.

Sidenote: how can the Eds steal my money when I am one of them? *scratches head*

Postby **Mike123123** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:10 pm

Granted, but its michael myers

i wish i could change my username

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:15 pm

Granted, but you accidentally change it to JstnBiebrfn9001.

I wish that I had a Sonic Screwdriver.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:45 pm

Granted, but you stab yourself in the eye with it.
I wish somone would email me.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:50 am

Granted, but it's a spamvertisement. Enjoy.

I wish that the next Miles Edgeworth Game would come out in America already.

Postby **sandalwood** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:29 am

Granted, but they've taken a new spin on it in which it mirrors your average every-day court case, including traffic violations.

I wish I could find a cheap wig for cosplay.

Postby **Voltage** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:29 am

Poof.
It's a bald wig.

I wish Gumi would release an album in America.

Postby **sandalwood** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:37 am

Granted, but the disc won't play on American systems.

I wish I was home.

Postby **Voltage** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:44 pm

DARN IT

Poof.
You're in Kansas! There's no place like home, auntie Em!

I wish for easier Lit HMK.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:04 pm

Granted, now its easy but there's enough of it to feed an elephant for 2 months.
I wish i could memorize my lines for my play.

Postby **Voltage** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:19 pm

Awh.

Poof. Whoops, wrong play.

I wish my mom would make dinner already.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:35 pm

Granted, but it's awful.

I wish I could have pizza more often.

Postby **Voltage** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:41 pm

Poof.

Yay, anchovie and plum pizza EVERY DAY!

I wish I could actually taste anchovies...

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