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Postby Peanut » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:42 pm

Granted, you've now found a manga about chess that's poorly written, poorly drawn, and it doesn't even get the rules of chess right...

I wish I had a second monitor...
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Postby sandalwood » Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:27 am

Granted, but your first monitor gets jealous and they kill each other.

I wish for Avatar The Last Airbender (NOT THE MOVIE) for Christmas.
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Postby seaglass27 » Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:40 am

Granted. Aang shows up at your house with a bow stuck on his shiny little head.

I wish for my post count to be bumped to 6,783.
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Postby Kerusso » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:15 am

Granted. Every post up to that point is nothing but unintelligible gibberish.

I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.
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Postby KougaHane » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:15 am

Granted, you are no so awesome that everyone is jealous to the point of fury and attacks you.

I wish I could think a bit faster.
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Postby Twister980 » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:31 am

Granted, you think faster then the speed of light and cannot linger on any subject for more then .000000001 seconds.

I wish Valve would stop giving us presents where we have to buy something to open them.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:31 am

Granted. you get a present-opening tool and no other presents.
I wish i could find a cheap Kagura Sohma cosplay costume.
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Postby Voltage » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:14 pm

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Fruits-Basket-Kagura-Sohma-Custom-made-Cosplay-Costumes-/280750765116?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item415e0cb43c

It expires in two seconds! QUI- nevermind.
(JK, and it's only thirty bucks)

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Postby Twister980 » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:47 pm

Granted, but you grow downward.

I wish the cookies were done.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:31 pm

granted but they are horrible.
i wish i had some fresh, soft baked cookies right about now.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:39 pm

Voltage (post: 1521874) wrote:http://www.ebay.com/itm/Fruits-Basket-Kagura-Sohma-Custom-made-Cosplay-Costumes-/280750765116?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item415e0cb43c

It expires in two seconds! QUI- nevermind.
(JK, and it's only thirty bucks)

I wish I could grow two more inches.


((The shipping is almost twice the price of the costume. but thanx anywayz)):mutter:
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Postby Twister980 » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:55 pm

Granted, but you had your mouth sewn shut because you became a replacement for Deadpool.

I wish I could figure out what extra presents to get people.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:19 pm

granted, but those people end up hating them.
i wish i could stay up later.
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Postby Peanut » Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:25 pm

Granted, you can stay up later in Korea..but since you live here that doesn't change anything.

I wish I had some other wish to make.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:11 pm

Granted. Now you wish for meteors to fall on puppies. Sure, it still gets corrupted like everything else, but... I mean... come on! What kind of sick, demented maniac wishes for THAT?

I wish for meteors to fall on puppies.
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Postby Peanut » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:18 pm

Granted, and you're a horrible horrible horrible person for wishing for it.

I wish for gangsters...IN SPAAACCEEE!!!!
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Postby Twister980 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:03 am

Granted, but they shoot down all the satellites so now you have no internet connection because everything is wireless now. PS. Those satellites? Yeah, they destroyed all the radio towers.

I wish Gordon Freeman would get up and find the Borealis.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:42 pm

granted but it turns out that finding the borealis would mean terrible things for everyone.
i wish i wasn't so bored.
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Postby sarahjoy78 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:55 pm

Granted, Now you have 8 hours of homework to do.

I wish I wasn't tired.
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Postby Twister980 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:37 pm

Granted, now you're stuffed with unhealthy food.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Postby Voltage » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:24 pm

Sai-Chan (post: 1521917) wrote:((The shipping is almost twice the price of the costume. but thanx anywayz)):mutter:


(see? I corrupted it huh~ I'm so awesome :rock:)
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Postby Voltage » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:26 pm

Poof, you now have a bottle of "35 hour energy" and you fall into a coma from too much sugar intake.

I wish for Prussia to come back and be a country again.
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Postby Peanut » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:30 pm

Granted, Prussia comes back as a country...for 5 minutes before the entirety of Germany invades it and takes it back.

I wish Texas was a country again.
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Postby Twister980 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:57 am

Granted, but it forms a confederacy, along with the original southern states, and now you've started the next Civil War.

I wish that Chuck Norris would run for president.
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Postby sandalwood » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:19 am

Granted, but that only causes MORE Chuck Norris jokes.

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Postby sarahjoy78 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:22 am

Granted, But, You don't have any powers.

I wish I was a millionaire.
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Postby Twister980 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:47 am

Granted, but the IRS comes and takes it all away, leaving you with whatever you have now, and five bucks.

I wish we here at CAA had our own trading cards.
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Postby sarahjoy78 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:51 am

Granted, BUT, the cards come alive and start eating everything we own....

I wish that Diamond Dragon's rp will hurry up and start!
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Postby Twister980 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:03 pm

Granted, I think she's getting ready to start it already, so nevermind.

Poof, now you're drowning in a stew of mutton.

I wish sarah knew who was in her avi.
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Postby sarahjoy78 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:07 pm

Granted, Its a girl.

I wish Twister980 didn't live in ponyville anymore.
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