Corrupted wish game

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:56 am

Oh penut butter!

Granted....... YOU happen to be a superhero who goes and saves me from being killed by the creepy mob people.....

I wish that I wouldn't die today!!!!!!

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:18 am

Granted, but instead your computer dies. And your microwave and TV hold a funeral for it.

I wish that I had my own Diamond Pickaxe.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:24 am

Granted, But since I have no idea I will look it up on google!!! Please hold.... * 2 minutes later, comes back* ahhhhhhh... I see... But, the axe comes alive hacking up everything you own.

I wish that I could fly.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:29 am

Granted. heres some plane tix.
i wish for a Kindle.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:31 am

Granted, But, Its broke and wont work.

I wish that everyone will stop corrupting my wishes in this thread.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:54 am

Granted, as long as you post your wish in another thread, we will not corrupt your wishes in this thread. The wishes you do post in this thread, however, are fair game like usual.

I wish for an army of whales on stilts.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:16 pm

Granted, but then they trip and fall crushing you and your house.

I wish for my own real dolphin!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:19 pm

Granted, but it's a dead dolphin and the zombie apocalypse is starting up. And the dolphins are first in line to turn into zombies. Have fun with your zombie dolphin! (hey, you said nothing about the condition of the dolphin!
I wish the people who dub anime would get new people involved. We need new voices.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:47 pm

Granted, but it involves Justin Beiber, a Vuvuzela, and a rusty steak knife against a chalk board.

I wish the 4Kids dub of Sonic X didn't suck.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:20 pm

Granted, Now their So awesome that everyone starts talking about them, which drives u insane.

I wish my I could see my sister for Christmas.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:59 pm

Granted, you can see her through a super hi-tech telescope.

I wish I had a burger.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:02 pm

Granted, but it's growing hair.

I wish for a full moon tonight.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:10 pm

Granted, you have a full moon, a novel by P.G. Wodehouse.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:29 pm

Granted, but why you would wish to give me all your worldly possessions is a bit baffling. Eh, I'm not complaining.

I wish I had something to store all this stuff I just got...

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:14 am

Granted, you get a cardboard box. Which vanishes right after you put your stuff in it. Mysterious.

I wish Snake would bring me that box already.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:18 am

Granted, But since I have NO idea what box your talking about, The box has a real snake in it, which would be awesome!

I wish that I had a pet snake.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:55 pm

Granted. heres a Black Mamba for you.
have fun with one of the deadliest snakes in the world!

I wish i was Tohru Honda...

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:44 pm

Granted, but while filling out the paper work to process your wish, the first name "Tohru" was left out, leaving us with just Honda. As a result, you are now a car. If you are upset you can file a claim with our customer service department which will quickly bounce your call around to several different people who do not speak English as their first language before finally telling you that there is no fixing your wish.

I wish we, at the Corrupted Wish Thread, could find cheap labor stateside so we wouldn't have to outsource.

Postby **Davidizer13** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:24 pm

Yay! Jobs for people in AMURRICA (or your country of residence)! But the increased costs of labor drive up the overhead costs for the thread, forcing us to raise prices. Revenues drop, and the thread goes out of business. Everyone involved loses their job.

I wish I could play keyboard in a prog metal band.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:58 am

Granted, but instead of progressive metal, you got frog metal.

I wish I had a pipboy.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:24 am

Granted, but it's actually an old game boy because I don't know what a pipboy is.
I wish Titan A.E. wasn't so underrated.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:17 pm

Granted, now Titan A.E. is vastly overrated and has a really annoying fan base.

I wish EYE: Divine Cybermancy was even more underrated. I don't want to loose my cool, indie hipster cred for liking it.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:59 pm

Granted, but now its only for babysitter and they speak giberish.

I wish my siblings would stop bothering me...

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:37 pm

Granted, your siblings have now been replaced with two, angry bears...they have no intentions of leaving you alone.

I wish Steve was here to kill those bears.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:04 am

Granted, but not the Steve you would want, instead you get Steve Burns as a college vampire. Who has never dealt with bears.

I wish Steve Burns wasn't a weirdo.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:07 am

Granted, now he's normal and boring.
I wish for world peace. (yeah I know, too easy. But it's Christmas, can we not corrupt this, for once?)

Postby **TheMewster** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:02 am

I wish I could grant that wish. (and I didn't corrupt it)

Postby **Neane** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:11 pm

Granted. You grant that wish, and there is World Peace: For only 1 second.

I wish that roriconfan was no longer banned on myanimelist.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:17 pm

Granted, it is no longer banned MYanimelist. You should have been more specific

I wish I had a wish.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:19 pm

Granted. You have a wish for all Humans to die in a nuclear blast. It gets granted.

I wish that the animals that will take over this world after the Nuclear War will be able to bring back the Human Species.

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