Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 6:01 pm

Granted, their apes and they bring us back as their slaves...so yeah, you just made Planet of the Apes a reality.

I wish Neane wasn't such a maniac for blowing it all up.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 6:09 pm

Granted, Now he's insane instead...

I wish that everyone had a great christmas!

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:10 pm

Granted, but you had an awful Christmas so it doesn't matter.

I wish there was an easier way to paint these things...

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:12 pm

Granted, but since u didn't describe THESE things its easier to paint a bug....

I wish that I will get a I-Pad for my b-day..

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:43 pm

Granted, you get a mouse pad with a giant "I" on it. Enjoy.

I wish everyone a happy Boxing day.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:10 am

Granted, but since it's a vague holiday everyone celebrates it by punching you in the face.

I wish Peanut would turn into Charlie Brown.

Postby **TheMewster** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:36 am

Granted, he turns into a fat guy with a huge beard and no eyes who was named Charlie Brown. Oh, and he's a cannibal too. I say... run for it.

I wish me and Twister could escape Charlie Brown the cannibal.

Postby **Adorima** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:08 am

But you had to play it with the farting lady too.

I wish I could find my childhood friend Kyle crazy-long-russian-last-name-I-can't-remember on facebook soon because I don't feel like digging through school pictures in my spider infested plastic tub downstairs.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:55 am

granted. youre a monopoly millionaie!!!
i wish i could get youtube on my kindle.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:03 am

Granted, but now you can't get books on your kindle, which sort of defeats the purpose of having a kindle...

I wish I understood what was going on above me...

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:30 am

Granted, now you don't understand whats going on below you....

I wish that I was eating chocolate chip ice cream...

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:12 pm

Granted, except it's sentient and destroys you from the inside.

I wish the American people would know that the Master of Disaster was willing to fight Rocky Balboa.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:22 pm

Granted, Except, They know he's going to LOSE.

I wish that my siblings would stop annoying me...

Postby **eightluvver888** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:04 pm

Granted, but now they're way too nice and they're really creeping you out.

I wish that Christmas break was longer.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:05 pm

Granted, Now, Christmas is every day!!!!

I wish that my birthday would hurry up and come...

Postby **softsubs** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:33 pm

Granted, but afterwards its never going to come again.
I wish I could go to Mars.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:52 pm

Granted, you get instantly teleported to Mars without a space suit and die since there is no air.

I wish I could make up my mind.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:59 pm

Granted, your mind now had mascara and blush and eye shadow all over it...

I wish that I could read minds.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:10 pm

Granted. You can read the minds of ants.

I wish that aliens would stop eating all the tasty Canadians.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:31 pm

Granted. Now they make the Canadians bitter before eating them.

I wish that Canadians were really made of bacon.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:38 pm

Granted, but since cannibalism is frowned upon in America, no one will eat it, thereby demolishing Canada's economy.

I wish I could own a perfectly constructed house that was exactly two stories tall, without any defect, with the added bonus of being completely free and having indoor plumbing.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:11 pm

Granted, your perfectly constructed house has been built...at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

I wish my allergies weren't bothering me...

Postby **softsubs** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:31 am

Granted, but now all the things you're not allergic to will bother you.

I wish I had a pizza the size of the sun.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:32 am

Granted, but since the pizza is the same size as the sun, it produces the same level of gravity as the sun, making it impossible for you to ever enjoy it.

I wish it wasn't raining.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:36 am

Granted, instead there is a tornado parked right outside your house. And it wants to play with you.

I wish I had a hiding spot for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:43 am

Granted, but it won't help you for the far worse vampire apocalypse since, unlike zombies, Vampires aren't shuffling, mindless bafoons but smart, crafty hunters.

I wish I could forget the images of a sparkly vampire apocalypse that just went through my head...

Postby **TheMewster** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:17 pm

Granted, but they haunt your dreams and you remember them again by tomorrow.

I wish that I had a cat.

Postby **softsubs** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:55 pm

Granted, but it's an evil cat that wants to kill you.

I wish I could stop time.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:50 pm

Granted, but you lack the ability to start it back up again.

I wish there were more people online right now.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:08 am

Granted, but the servers crash. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmRYccuXWNA

I wish I had the power to speak in thousands of different languages without forgetting English and without insulting people.

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