Corrupted wish game

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:48 am

Wow. That kinda ruined the whole plan.... hmmmm..... Granted, but... MAN. u stumped me.... Okay. Granted but you are now a hippopotamus that can still speak english and a thousand different languages. You just can't speak them out loud. HA. I did it!!!

Okay. I wish that my new doggie would like her new home.

Postby **softsubs** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:52 am

Granted, but now you are completely illiterate.

I wish that bullets couldn't harm me.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:55 am

Granted, but now they go through you and accidentally kill someone or something you love most.

I wish that I could turn invisible.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:38 am

Granted, but people repeatedly sit on you or trip over you.

I wish I had a car.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:45 am

Granted, Congratulations for your new miniature race car!

I wish I was a butterfly.

Postby **TheMewster** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:10 am

Granted, but you get stuck in a spider web. *sniff* I'll miss you Sarahjoy.

I wish Sarahjoy didn't get eaten by the spider.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:21 am

Granted, Hopefully....umm...how do I save myself.... Now sarah kills the spider!!!!

I wish that TheMewster would LOVE spiders.

Postby **softsubs** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:06 pm

Granted, but now you are terrified of spiders and she chases you around constantly with a gaint box full of them.

I wish clouds were made of candy so I could eat them.

Postby **TheMewster** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:26 pm

Granted. The ozone layer also becomes candy. You eat both the clouds and the ozone layer, and the sun's now largely unfiltered rays kill us. The end.

I wish I wasn't stressed.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:44 pm

Granted, you are now dead. Can't be stressed if you're no longer living.

I wish it was snowing.

Postby **Tigerchu** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:03 pm

Granted, but they're the size of cars of ice and they're battering down on you.

I wish I had a pet gerbil with shoot-able needles of steel.
*Sorry I'm a bit violent ^^UU

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:33 pm

Granted, but it quickly turns on you and fires all of its steel needles right at your face as you're looking down on it. Good luck dodging them all.

I wish the Corrupted Wish Thread has some sort of health insurance plan...thing.

Postby **RandomBurrito** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:30 pm

granted, but it's dental insurance and you have great teeth and you have no need for it.

I wish I had a pickle.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:10 am

Granted, but he's a mafia pickle who threatens to kill you if you get anywhere near him.

I wish I had a lazer screwdriver.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:37 pm

Granted, here's a laser pointer shaped like a screwdriver.

I wish I had a fish.

Postby **TheMewster** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:40 pm

Granted, it's a dead fish. And not the edible kind, a dead goldfish. :'(

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:51 pm

Hey no wish to corrupt!
I wish for a Green Lantern Ring.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:29 pm

Granted, it is a cereal box Green Lantern Ring.

I wish that I knew how to travel to another universe.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:03 pm

Granted, but the only universe you can travel to is the universe of savage Teletubbies, who devour you as soon as you arrive.

I wish for another week of vacation time.

Postby **TheMewster** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:10 pm

Granted, but the Zombie Apocalypse happens during that week.

I wish we could stop wishing and be thankful for what we have.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:06 pm

Granted, but what you have is a desire to wish for more things, and now you're just thankful for it.

I wish it was 2012 already.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:00 am

Granted, but it's December 21st 2011. And you die. Why? Dunno.

I wish I never got run over by that fire truck.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:26 am

Granted, you got run over by the fire truck and died...oh and I guess some orphans burned up in a fire as well since said fire truck was not allow to leave the scene of a major accident.

I wish work wasn't so inconvenient.

Postby **sailorsaturn** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:17 pm

Granted, you are now a convenient store night clerk.

I sure wish peanut didn't have such a risky job.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:30 pm

Granted, its not a risky job when you have armed guards, Snipers, and several sentries positioned to take care of any unsavory individuals.

I wish my job was interesting again.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:41 pm

Granted. Someone manages to get through all of the security and steal all the cash. I twas so interesting that you got fired!

I wish I could spend some more time with my girlfriend.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:46 pm

Granted, you get attacked by a cereal killer who stabs all the boxes of sugar cereals before he runs out of the store.

I wish I could catch that Cereal Killer.

PS NINJA'D. D;

Granted, you spend time with her, in a fish tank.

I wish I could catch that Cereal Killer.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:55 pm

Granted, but only after you eat several thousand bowls of Temmy's cereal. Which is equivalent to eating several thousand Temmy's cereal boxes.

I wish there was a way to slap people through the internet...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:56 am

Granted. Hilariously, it only works against you.

I wish that people would stop slapping Peanut over the Internet.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:06 am

Granted. They now slap Jelly all over the internet.

I wish that the Internet was cleaned up.

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