Corrupted wish game

Postby **Davidizer13** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:52 am

Wish granted! DC doesn't change Superman('s clothes). Supes develops a powerful, musky Kryptonian funk which suffuses all the comics he's in and lowers their value on the secondary market.

I wish someone would call me back about all these jobs I've applied to.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:32 am

Granted, they call you back to tell you you didn't get them.

I wish organizing papers didn't take so long...

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:42 am

granted. you finish in no time at all, and as soon as you finish, theres a freshly disorganized stack waiting for you. then after you finish THAT, theres ANOTHER freshly disorganized stack waiting for you. and so on and so forth.

i wish i could find a site to watch Gakuen Alice for free. One that doesent mess up my computer.

Postby **Mike123123** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:07 pm

wish granted, but when you start to watch it,your computer doesn't crash, the site does

i wish that homework didn't exist

Postby **RandomBurrito** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:10 pm

granted, but now school work just doubled.

I wish the burrito in my avatar was real.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:07 pm

Granted, but it's moldy and oldey.

I wish I had ten million dollars.

Postby **Edward** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:52 pm

Granted, you had ten million dollars. But now you don't.

I wish I still had a SNES.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:57 pm

Granted. But it has been a brick for some time now. You are now the proud owner of a Super Nonfunctional Entertainment System. Blow on those cartridges all you want, sucka!

I wish I had a purple sock.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:18 pm

Granted, but it is purple because of the deadly fungus growing in it! Enjoy the last few moments of your life...

I wish for world peace.

Postby **Davidizer13** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:35 pm

Your wish is my command! You get a rock.

...Oh, wait, you wanted world PEACE, not a piece of the world. Sorry, bro, can't help you there.

I wish that I could have soul, but not be a soldier.

Peanut (post: 1526660) wrote:Granted, they call you back to tell you you didn't get them.

The joke's on you, because that's already been going on! HA!

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:23 pm

Granted, you are now a soul man and therefore do not exist in the physical realm.

I wish I had something to eat right now.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:06 am

Granted, but you get teleported to Soviet Russia. So it eats you.

I wish Chuck Norris would sell me a bridge.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:36 pm

Granted. He sells you a toy bridge made from ants.

I wish that Trolls were no longer on Yahoo Answers.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:55 pm

Granted, now there are trolls asking Yahoo Answer questions.

I wish I knew the inner machinations of a troll's mind.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:03 pm

Granted, but you are disgusted by this and wretch up everything inside of you.

I wish Ferb wasn't dead.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:06 pm

Granted, he's now undead.

I wish Ferb wasn't the herald of the Zombie Apocalypse...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:09 pm

Granted. Now he's the herald of the Pony Apocalypse. Ponypocalypse?

I wish cats could fly.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:04 am

Granted, they fly German bomber planes over your house. But instead of bombs, they drop kitty litter.

I wish Q didn't have to clean up all that kitty litter.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:34 pm

Granted. Q is off the hook. now YOU have to do it.
i wish my siblings would stop bugging me.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:48 pm

Granted, now your parents won't stop bugging you.

I wish I didn't have to get up tomorrow.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:26 am

granted, you're dead.
I wish syfy still aired Doctor Who

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:46 pm

Granted, but it's an all-new spinoff seiries, "Docter Where"

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:38 pm

Granted. Ayame moves into your house, while making everything sparkle.

I wish I wasn't half dead.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:40 pm

Granted. You are fully dead.

I wish that this Spambot invasion stopped.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:28 pm

Granted. Now ther's a whole NEW invasion, the Scrapplebot invasion, and it's 12x worse then the spambot invasion.

I wish for as much money as i need to make an awesome cosplay AND get a good dealers room haul at CPAC this year.

Postby **sandalwood** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:39 am

Granted, but then you end up having to use it as bail money instead.

I wish the Furuba dub pronounced Aya correctly.

Postby **Hansha** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:06 am

Granted, but the cost of finding a voice actor that could do it made the DVD super expensive.

I wish I had a pet fairy

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:31 am

Granted, Navi is your pet. Now she keeps you awake with constant: "Hey! Look! Listen!" Noises.

I wish Navi would be quiet for once.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:54 am

Granted. he's dead.
i wish my library had a bigger manga section.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:14 pm

Sai-Chan (post: 1527798) wrote:Granted. he's dead.

And everyone was ok with this.

Anyway, granted your library has a bigger Manga section by 1 new manga and that's it. They never get anymore.

I wish I knew how to ski.

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