Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:19 pm

Granted, you come up with the perfect system to cut apples with a set of head phones.

I wish I had a summer home in the newly conquered US state, Quebec.

Postby **sandalwood** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:52 am

Granted, but it's right next to a garbage dump where teenagers party all night.

I wish for a glass shaped like a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:43 am

Granted, you get a glass shard shaped like a fish stuck in your eye. It hurts.

I wish I had more free time today.

Postby **sandalwood** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:26 am

Granted, but you spend it all thinking of things to do.

I wish my stomach felt better.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:51 am

Granted, your stomach feels 1% better.

I wish I owned a house.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:21 pm

Granted. You now own a Barbie townhouse. ^^ http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Story-Dream-House-Pieces/dp/B0046VI6UA/ref=sr_1_3?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1327789251&sr=1-3

I wish to be a black-belt in tae kwon do!

Postby **sandalwood** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:31 pm

Granted, but you spill bleach on it and then have to start over from the beginning again.

I wish someone would punch me in the face.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:43 pm

Granted, you get punched in the face.

I wish sandalwood was a Nintendo64.

Postby **Rylynn4869** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:05 pm

Granted, but you broke him when you punched him in the face.

I wish my brother hadn't taken Skyward Sword to college with him.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:38 pm

Granted, instead he takes Skyrim.

I wish I owned Skyrim.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:50 pm

Granted. But it has the Japanese Dub and no subtitles.

I wish that there was a Base on Mars.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:51 pm

Granted, but it's the "No one is allowed, especially Neane" base.

I wish I had wished for something.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:53 pm

Granted. You wished that you were in an anime. You are in an anime called "Ideon: Be Invoked" and you die a tragic and painful death.

I wish that I had a different name.

Website · Postby **Bio_Plus** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:38 pm

Granted, your name is now Different.

I wish to buy everyone a drink.

Postby **Neane** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:41 pm

Granted. Everyone gets a cup of rat-milk.

I wish that I had 100000000000000000000000000 posts.

Postby **Crossfire** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:50 pm

Granted, but then you get banned for spamming.

I wish that F-15SE's would be privatized.

Website · Postby **Bio_Plus** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:55 pm

Granted, but the papers got lost in the mail.

I wish my house was clean.

Postby **sandalwood** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:58 am

Granted, until I come in and shovel manure onto the walls and floors.

I wish people would stop thinking I was a guy. I also wish for a beard.

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:25 pm

Granted. People would think you a non-gendered mutant. Also, your beard would really be a nose-hair substitute.

I wish that a new FOTNS game would come out.

Postby **TheMewster** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:09 pm

Granted. A new copy of your old FOTNS game came out of a giraffe's stomach. Why the giraffe ate it we will never know.

I wish hatred would end.

Postby **sandalwood** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:07 pm

Granted, but fear still exists and continues causing the things hatred once did. (I hate to corrupt that wish...)

I wish a donkey would kick me in the hip.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:56 am

Granted, but a donkey kicks you in the hip, turning your attempt to evade the corruption of your wish into a painful display of self-inflicted harm, and leaving you with both a shattered hip and the knowledge that it is utterly, irrevocably your own fault.

I wish for an awesome new sci-fi anime series.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:04 am

Granted, except it's about Gophers, ultra boring gophers.

I wish RosÃ© had gotten some more character development in FMA.

Postby **nuni7270** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:37 am

Granted, a rosebush is the main character.

I wish I could teleport.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:57 pm

Granted, you teleported into Outerspace.

I wish Nuni wasn't dead.

Postby **Michael Lance** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:33 pm

Granted. Nuni comes back as a zombie and rips off your head.

I wish people would get more involved when it comes to RPing...

Postby **nuni7270** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:42 pm

DUDE! I LOVE HOW YOU CORRUPTED THAT WISH!!!!

Granted, your whole life becomes one big LARP.

I wish I could meet the girl of my dreams.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:22 pm

Granted. She is a twisted, evil abomination who wants to torture you to death. (Nobody said they were good dreams.)

I wish for a talking dolphin.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:22 pm

Granted. Now everyone is about to discover just how angry and hate-filled dolphins truly are...

I wish that I was the star in a TV series based on Troll 2

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:19 am

Granted, except you play one of the talking vegetables.

I wish Doctor Whooves would get his own animated series.

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