Corrupted wish game

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but Doctor Whooves dies in the first episode.

Wishes that he could learn chemistry without having to read a book.

[Twister980]

Granted, Doctor Whooves learns chemistry, but that doesn't help him, since he died.

I wish taxes were easy.

[Bio_Plus]

Granted, now you just hand over all your money.

I wish I was at the beach.

[Zeldafan2]

Wish granted, but you get caught in a hurricane.

I wish I could travel to other dimensions.

[Twister980]

Granted, but you end up traveling to the dimension of zombies. Except they ignore you, leaving you to starve.

I wish Gabbie Gums would do a story on our President.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but they end up loving him.

I wish that the lottery didn't exist.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Your wish is already granted, because there was a time when the lottery didn't exist.

I wish I had pie.

[Michael Lance]

Granted, but you end up traveling to the dimension of zombies. Except they ignore you, leaving you to starve.

^ gwahahaha

Granted, but they end up loving him.

I wish that the lottery didn't exist.

Granted. Now all the out-of-work people from the NYS Lottery are an angry mob and they lynch you.

I wish bananas could breakdance.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, they can breakdance, but they choose not to.

I wish for ninja lemurs.

[Twister980]

Granted, but you cannot find them.

I wish Alien Ninja Turtles would fight against Michael Bay's Tranformers.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but they live in another dimension where you cannont witness the fight.

I wish My little Pony Friendship is Magic ponies were real.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted and like real horses they poop wherever it falls.

I wish I was on fire.

[nuni7270]

Granted, you are instantly teleported over a bonfire.


I wish I could stay young forever.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, you're a newborn baby forever.

I wish for it to rain ducks.

[AdriTan]

Granted, but one knocks you out when it hits your head so you don't get to see more

I wish I could gets part on the show Doctor Who.

[Twister980]

Granted, but you play a Dalek, who gets blown up before it can even say it's line.

I wish Doctor Who would have a Toy Story crossover.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but the toys kill Doctor who.

I wish that Avatars would jump out of the web page, and hug me.

[Twister980]

Granted, your shield avatar tries to hug you but ends up giving you a concussion.

I wish DC would do a remake of the Dark Knight with Scott McClure writing/playing the Joker.

[AdriTan]

Granted but Scott gets sick and can't finish the whole movie.

I wish I could fly.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but you fly into a tree.

I wish hair cut itself.

[AdriTan]

Granted but when it does it makes you bald.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses

[SakuraMist]

Granted, but you have to wear contacts for the rest of your life.

I wish spiders didn't give me the willies.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, you now like spiders and want to play with them. Watch out for that Black Widow Spider.

I wish gold fish were secret agents.

[Twister980]

Granted, but their mission is to terminate you.

I wish James Blonde was a real super villain. (Bet none of you can guess what he's from. xD)

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but his hair turns brown.

I wish that Optimus Prime would smush me. (Clever, huh?)

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you get run over by a truck painted like Optimus Prime. You die from your injuries.

I wish that the dead would rise.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but they are risen as the undead.

I wish that cats didn't exist.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but now we don't have lol cats. Since the Four Sacred lol Cats that protect the Four Corners of the Internet don't exist, the internet explodes.

I wish the internet didn't explode.

[Twister980]

Granted, instead it's taken over by the Four Horsemen of Fan Art.

I wish I didn't have writers block on my Pony Story.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, you get a flash of inspiration, but you forget what it was about before you write anything down.

I wish to be a samurai.