Corrupted wish game

Postby **sandalwood** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:56 am

Granted, but you still think she is and she stalks you for the rest of your life.

I wish I lived on a farm.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:28 am

Granted, now your job is to jump on the grapes for a thousand years.

I wish signatures were green.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:44 am

granted. Your computer screen is covered in green paint.

I wish there was no color in the world.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:56 am

Granted, now you go insane because you can't see color.

I wish the world grew legs.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:01 pm

Granted, now its walking straight into the sun for fun (hey, that rhymed)

I wish my professors would just give me an A for everything.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:50 pm

Granted, because of that you're pressured into accepting a job as a partical physicist. Which leads to you causing the Resonance Cascade.

I wish Jack Black would star in the "Hobo King" Movie.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:54 pm

Granted, but he dies after the second he appears.

I wish Jack Black didn't exist.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:08 pm

Granted, instead his evil twin who makes movies even worse, Black Jack, takes over Hollywood and stretches the Twilight movies out into 30 sequels.

I wish vampires were returned to creatures that burst into flame in the sunlight.

Postby **Michael Lance** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:39 pm

Twister980 (post: 1548225) wrote:Granted, instead his evil twin who makes movies even worse, Black Jack, takes over Hollywood and stretches the Twilight movies out into 30 sequels.

I wish vampires were returned to creatures that burst into flame in the sunlight.

Granted. Now-- *sniff, sniff* hey, do you smoke?

I wish I had super powers.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:51 pm

Granted, you have the power to smell undiluted HCL and it causes your nose to burn off.

I wish I could swim in a lake of orange soda.

Postby **AdriTan** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:30 pm

Granted, but someone else has swam in it before so it smells funny and it has lost its fizz.

I wish I had better circulation in my feets and they would stop being icy to the touch

@sandalwood, so I'm a fake ghost? Hehe nice.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:49 am

Granted, but because of the circulation your feet burst into flame everytime they come into contact with anything.

I wish Hasbro would bring Derpy back.

Postby **sandalwood** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:29 am

Granted, but they bring her back as the pony equivalent of Brian Griffin.

I wish I won a prize.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:10 am

Granted, you win the prize for most gassiest person. You beat Wario by ten explosions.

I wish Luigi's Mansion would be ported to the Wii.

Postby **airichan623** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:29 pm

Twister980 (post: 1548359) wrote:I wish Luigi's Mansion would be ported to the Wii.

Granted, but gameplay must be done using a DDR mat and with a remote thats just buttons glued to a zucchini.

I wish my Japanese class was easier.

Postby **Banana Lobster** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:51 pm

Granted. Now all your other classes are impossible.

I wish I had a humongous TV in my room.

Postby **Michael Lance** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:16 pm

Granted. It tips over and squashes you flat.

I wish for a shotgun.

Postby **sandalwood** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:20 pm

Granted. You shoot your eye out.

I wish to see my dog again.

Postby **TheMewster** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:27 pm

Granted, but he is now a zombie dog and eats your brain.

I wish I could get a good grade on my exams.

Postby **Banana Lobster** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:43 pm

Granted. But because of your awesome grades, your exam papers come to life and eat you.

I wish the dancing banana really danced.

Postby **nuni7270** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:46 pm

Granted. You step on the dancing banana and slip off a cliff.

I wish my iPod could talk.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:09 pm

Granted, but turns out it has nothing to say.

I wish this paper would write itself.

Postby **Banana Lobster** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:11 pm

Granted. Now, it talks until you jump off of a cliff.

I wish I had all of the Tegami Bachi manga.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:32 am

Granted, but you're blind.

I wish for strawberry cookies.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:10 am

Granted, but they are poisoned.

I wish I had a Time Machine.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:23 am

Granted here's a watch. It's a machine that tells time.

I wish there was no friction, so I could just slide everywhere.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:18 am

Granted, but then you slide into the ocean and drown.

I wish that I didn't gawk as much when I find some girl really attractive.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:43 am

Granted, instead you gape.

I wish I could actually talk to a girl without getting all nervous.

Postby **Michael Lance** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:53 am

Granted. Instead, you are always over-confidant and you come off sounding like a jerk.

I wish I had a girlfriend (I think I did this one before, actually...)

Postby **PrincessZelda** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:07 pm

Granted, but she looks just like your mom.

I wish it was summer already... D:

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