Corrupted wish game

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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:08 pm

Granted, but it is so hot, you incenerate.

I wish that feelings for girls wouldn't develop for me until I am 18 years old.
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Postby Neane » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:08 pm

Granted. But you get drafted into the army and you die before you can fall in love.

I wish that Winter was already here.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:10 pm

Granted, but she now wants you to be her boyfriend.

I wish people didn't accedentially corrupt people's wishes that weren't directly above them.
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Postby PrincessZelda » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:11 pm

Granted, but now none of you wishes will ever come true again.

I wish I was already done writing this stupid paper. D:
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:17 pm

Granted, but its so bad you get an F on it.

I wish the world was a preposition.
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Postby Neane » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:38 pm

Granted. It explodes.


I wish that Warsaw was wiped off the Earth.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:02 pm

Granted, but so are you.

I wish that Neane could come back safe and sound.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:03 pm

Granted, but because of your wish, the entire country of Poland camps outside your house, demanding that you bring them your cat's head.

I wish Poland wasn't so strange.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:15 pm

I don't own a cat.... sorry.
Granted now its your country that is strange.

I wish I could stop making a fool out of myself by reading things wrong.....
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Postby Sapphire225 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:04 pm

Granted, now you are made a fool whenever you read things right. Good luck in your literary classes.

I wish I could see the future.
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:43 pm

Granted. You now know what will happen at the end of time. Unfortunately, you cannot figure out WHEN it is.

I wish I no longer had scoliosis.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:57 pm

Granted, now you have two metal rods in your back to make your spine straight. (My best friend has this. She still has pain issues)

I wish I could visit my best friend in Arizona this summer!
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Postby Banana Lobster » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:46 pm

Granted, now you can't make it back home.

I wish for awesome writing skillz.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:33 pm

Granted, now you're a grammar nazi. HEIL GRAMMAR.

I wish that sitcom about Hitler was on Youtube.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:32 pm

Granted, but you are not able to watch it.

I wish that the world was flipped over, and turned into a pancake.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:37 pm

Granted, you're the on the first piece that was cut. The rest of the world was returned to the kitchen safely when the customer said it was gross.

I wish the world tasted better.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:38 pm

Granted, now you have to eat it all in one bite, or else you will die.

I wish the world was now yellow.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:27 pm

Granted, but its cuz you have yellow tinted sun glasses on.

I wish I could get back to Alaska after I went to AZ
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Postby Vilo159 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:07 pm

Granted, but only the freezing barren tundra part.

I wish the world would stop spinning.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:31 pm

Granted, but now you have to travel to get to morning or night.

I wish that I could watch some fireworks.
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Postby PrincessZelda » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:56 pm

Granted, but you go blind afterwards.

I wish I could sleep for 12 hours straight.
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Postby Twister980 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:48 am

Granted, but whenever you wake up you fall right back asleep.

I wish The Princess would help me get revenge on New Mexico.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:59 am

Granted, but you don't know which princess.

I wish the sky's clouds could bump into me.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:46 am

Granted, bur the clouds soon mow you over and kill you.

I wish Zeldafan didn't make such a reckless wish.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:04 pm

Granted, now I never post on CAA again.

I wish that I would be able to post on CAA again.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:05 pm

Granted, you can now post on Cute Ardvark Advocates.

I wish to be the first emperor of America.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:02 am

Granted, but because you have revolutionized the government system and no one can impeach you, they go for the next best thing and assasinate you.

I wish I knew the answers to all my tests.
"Because the World isn't as cruel as you take it to be." ~ Celty, Durarara!!

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Postby AdriTan » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:03 am

Granted, but then the schools don't use tests anymore

I wish bobmonkeys didn't die, but instead lived in a jail cell
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Postby bobmonkeys » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:30 am

Granted, but my prime minister is still in control and he's worse than Hitler.

I wish my jail cell has internet and and I have a working computer to access it through.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:41 am

Granted, but your internet access is limited to one website, MSN.

I wish that bobmonkeys got better internet in his jail cell.
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