Corrupted wish game

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:07 am

Granted, but my prime minister has passed legislation censoring the internet. Not much internet will remain when he gets through with it.

I wish to lead an uprising against the prime minister of America and make him stop censoring our internets. (and put me back on the throne)

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:36 am

Granted, instead he bonds with Sopa. Now you have to battle his mutant monster form in Tokyo, Japan.

I wish bob didn't have to pay for airplane tickets.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:44 am

Granted, instead I hijack the plane instead.

I wish I had some kind of laser cannon that I could use to win my fight against the prime minister's mutant legislation.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:49 am

Granted, but it's a laser pointer cannon.

I wish people would read my stories.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:58 am

Granted, all other reading material in the world disappears forcing everyone who wants to read to read your stories.

I wish for it to rain eggplants.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:31 am

Granted. And because of it 15 people die.

I wish that this turned into an anime series.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:44 am

Granted, it's 14 episodes of 10 seconds each, but somebody has kindly put the whole thing online here.

I wish that Twister hadn't wished all the Bibles in the world out of existence.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:55 am

Granted, now you get squished when all of the Bibles in the world come back.

I wish that no one ever had to go to the bathroom.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:58 am

Granted, humanity just poops wherever it wants to, like horses.

I wish that the world didn't smell like poop from people not going to the bathroom.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:27 pm

Granted, now it smells like garbage.

I wish the world would turn into a meatball for Galactus to eat.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:28 am

Granted, but he's not hungry he puts the world in the back of the fridge and eventually it gets covered in mold.

I wish everyone on CAA lost their sanity.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:06 am

Granted, now we're running the asylum.

I wish Batman was here to stop us all.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:42 am

Granted, but its the Batman from the 1960s tv series.

I wish for the unwishable.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:35 am

Granted, the Unwishable is a disease so bad, so painful, so excruciating that nobody could wish it on themselves or a friend, and yet so ordinary and nonlethal that nobody can wish it on an enemy, and so obscure that nobody can wish it on a stranger. It's also completely unpronounceable and undetectable apart from the pain. And you have it.

I wish for a cure for cats.

Postby **Sai-Chan** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:36 am

granted, but the side effect is making them bigger and louder. oops.
I wish my Hatsune Miku wig would hurry up and get here already!

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:56 pm

Granted, but it's infested with lice.

I wish Doki Mechi Japan would stop charging hundreds of dollars for those costumes.
(They had one Hatsune Miku costume there for like 100 bucks.)

Postby **AdriTan** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:39 pm

Granted, now they cost thousands!

I wish that I had remembered to stick my pictures on my thumbdrive...

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:00 pm

Granted, now your thumb can drive, and it has pictures on it.

I wish nuggets could eat themselves.

Postby **AdriTan** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:28 am

granted there is no more gold

I wish I didn't have to pick up the dog doo in my backyard

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:25 am

Granted, now you have to eat it. :evil:

Salt and pepper?

I wish I had my own holiday.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:25 am

Granted, but it works like Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery". Everyone gets to throw rocks at you.
I wish Toonami was still on the air as a separate network.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:21 am

Granted, but all that airs on it is Yu Gi Oh.

I wish the new Toonami network would now air anime to.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:08 am

Granted, it's another 4Kids dub.

I wish 4Kids would finally go out of business.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:03 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, their people spread out to every other anime company, bringing with them their talent for ruining anime and making 4Kids' methods standard in the industry - even in Japan!

I wish that Twister980 hadn't just ruined anime.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:41 pm

Granted, instead I ruin cartoons. Destroying the MLP fanbase, and after I told them of your wish, they decided to head for your house.

I wish that Kali would get out of there safely.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:45 am

Granted, he gets out of there safely, but they follow him and for the rest of his life he is pursued by MLP fans.

I wish there was a country willing to provide refuge for Kali from MLP fans.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:00 am

Granted, but then they kill him while he was sleeping becasue they are MLP fans to.

I wish that Kali could destroy us pony fans for trying to kill him.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:28 am

Granted, now we're all dead. Thanks to a nuclear warfare.

I wish Freedom Fighters would get a reboot.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:58 am

Granted, but it is called, "Superman" and the title makes everyone think its a superman cartoon.

I wish that France ate Germany.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:03 pm

Granted, then it goes on to eat the rest of Europe, and eventually the world, causing the earth to swallow itself.

I wish Transformers Prime had a bigger fanbase.

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