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Postby Zeldafan2 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:33 pm

Granted, now they bombard each other with evil comments for the vocabulary they use.

I wish that news would come from Jayson Thiseen of when the new season of MLP FIM will air.
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Postby Twister980 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:01 pm

Granted, but the date is unknown, because along with that news, you pick up news that Gabe Newell is helping write season 3.

I wish Half-Life 3 would be at E3.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue May 01, 2012 12:12 am

Granted but then it goes back.

I wish my head didn't ache.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue May 01, 2012 12:41 am

Granted, but now the rest of your body is in pain.

I wish for the power to eat the universe.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue May 01, 2012 4:35 am

Granted, but you end up vomiting it back up, because it tastes of Justin Bieber, Death, and Jersey Shore.

I wish Herobrine would stalk someone else.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 01, 2012 6:17 am

Granted, he stalks me, so now I hate you.

I wish that I could watch anime faster.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue May 01, 2012 8:43 am

Granted, in under one minute you've watched every single episode of every single Anime, and are now bored.

I wish I could get Skyrim.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 01, 2012 10:12 am

Granted, but now you hate it.

I wish that Space Brothers was longer.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue May 01, 2012 1:35 pm

Granted it is now 0.05 secconds longer.

I wish for a new job.
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Postby Oddood198 » Tue May 01, 2012 2:11 pm

Granted, you are now the person who walks behind parades and cleans up the animal's... Messes.

I wish for world destruction.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue May 01, 2012 5:18 pm

granted, you died

I wish the world wasn't destroyed
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 01, 2012 5:53 pm

Granted, instead it is turned into chocolate.

I wish the atmosphere could explain itself.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue May 01, 2012 6:21 pm

Granted, it talks and talks and talks all our ears off

I wish the atmosphere could be quiet
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 01, 2012 7:10 pm

Granted, but it still whispers things to you.

I wish that we could have a CAA con somewhere.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue May 01, 2012 7:12 pm

Granted but it's here and you don't have the money for a plane ticket! :(

I wish Zeldafan2 had money!
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 01, 2012 7:13 pm

Granted, now I become so greedy, I force you off of your house.

I wish that I never had the money Adri wished for.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue May 01, 2012 7:19 pm

Granted it all goes to your new pet, Patty the Platypus! (I couldn't make myself take Parry away from Phineas and Ferb

I wish I had my house back debts paid in full lol
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 01, 2012 8:08 pm

Granted, now your house is green, and you have to pay extra taxes for your house looking different from everyone elses.

I wish my house was red.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue May 01, 2012 11:13 pm

Granted. It is convicted of un-American activities by Zombie Joe McCarthy and burned to the ground. Have fun being homeless.

I wish that bacon was kosher.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Wed May 02, 2012 2:19 am

Granted, but no other meats are now.

I wish for a new and better tomorrow.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed May 02, 2012 7:29 am

Granted, you are now a girl.

I wish Bobmonkeys wasn't a girl.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 02, 2012 12:43 pm

Granted, she's a woman, with womanly guile and deception, which she uses to murder you in your sleep.

I wish that it would rain peanut butter all over the midwestern part of the United States of America.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed May 02, 2012 12:58 pm

Granted, now it rans blood in the catbox of doom.

I wish that cats were kind.
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Postby Neane » Wed May 02, 2012 1:47 pm

Granted. They are kind overlords to dogs after they conquer the Earth and destroy all Humans.


I wish that this thread would stop existing.
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Wed May 02, 2012 3:32 pm

Granted, but it came back as a ghost and took over another thread in the Goof Off section which is a section of CAA which is a section of the interwebz.

I wish for a new outlook on the term 'PIE'.
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"Although I look into infinity. I only see the lords eyes, always shining upon my face and smiling in my heart. He will always be with me, no matter where I may go. Always watch over me lord. For I shall be eternal in your light."-Derek.
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Postby AdriTan » Wed May 02, 2012 7:11 pm

granted, you hate every part of the word

I wish that I could play a minor part in a cool movie.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed May 02, 2012 8:18 pm

Granted, but you do something so disgusting that you never recover from the experience.

I wish jobs were easy to get.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Thu May 03, 2012 12:24 am

Granted, jobs are easier to get now, for everyone else.

I wish that there are no bullets in the world, and that guns shoot pickles instead of bullets.
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Postby Twister980 » Thu May 03, 2012 4:53 am

Granted, but the pickles are now shot with such a speed that their time in vinegar has paid off, and now they puncture people.

I wish I had Ghost Trick powers.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Thu May 03, 2012 9:35 am

Granted.... But I don't know what that means so now you are a ghost.

I wish threads could be grave dug.
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