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Postby AdriTan » Thu May 03, 2012 2:08 pm

Zeldafan2 (post: 1554014) wrote:Granted, now your house is green, and you have to pay extra taxes for your house looking different from everyone elses.

I wish my house was red.


my house is red... O.O

Granted but only the ones everybody wants to forget.

I wish my house was blue
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Thu May 03, 2012 6:13 pm

Granted, but now it attracts people who love the color blue, and some of them are scary.

I wish that threads could talk.
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Postby AdriTan » Thu May 03, 2012 10:58 pm

granted they talk while you are trying to sleep and you can't turn em off

I wish that the creepers would leave
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Postby bobmonkeys » Fri May 04, 2012 4:09 am

Granted, they leave but they start to call you all the time.

I wish for the ability to hear the voices of underwear.
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Fri May 04, 2012 9:00 am

Granted but they dont talk to you anyway cause your not kool enough.

I wish to go bad in time and prevent Breakfast Chunkies from being invented.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri May 04, 2012 2:59 pm

Granted, you turn evil in time to prevent them, but since you're evil now you don't prevent them, you just make them... worse.

I wish that Broly would turn good and prevent breakfast Chuckies, because nobody wants a bowl of murderous breakfast dolls.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat May 05, 2012 7:17 am

Granted, now Broly wants to make you into a sandwich.

I wish that I could have always been a decent poster.
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Postby AdriTan » Sat May 05, 2012 3:29 pm

Granted, now your terrible

I wish the doctor did things right with my mom so I didn't have to do this gross thing with her armpit this morning.
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Postby Neane » Sat May 05, 2012 3:36 pm

Granted, you have to now have to do this gross thing with her teeth.

I wish that the below poster wins a thousand dollars and becomes the new Ruler of the Earth.
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Postby AdriTan » Sat May 05, 2012 3:46 pm

Granted, woohoo! You now have to be my personal servant.

I wish that I could dance well
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Postby Oddood198 » Sat May 05, 2012 4:21 pm

Granted, but you are only good at idiotic dances.

I wish that guns were an obsolete weapon.
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sat May 05, 2012 5:02 pm

granted but now thrown knives always hit their target at mach 7

I wish i knew a wish that couldnt be corrupted.
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Postby AdriTan » Sat May 05, 2012 5:04 pm

Granted, but then you forget it.

I wish I wasn't allergic to salmon.
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Postby TheMewster » Sat May 05, 2012 6:20 pm

Granted, you are now allergic to everything else.

I wish I could draw better.
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sat May 05, 2012 8:28 pm

Granted but now the only word you can draw or write is "better"

I wish I knew the secret to self sustaining energy.
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Postby Twister980 » Sun May 06, 2012 4:34 am

Granted, now people use it to make Nuclear weapons.

I wish Broly hadn't given the idea to S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun May 06, 2012 4:51 am

Granted but now you gave it to them and an army of angry anliens are outside your house

I wish for 3 more wishes
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sun May 06, 2012 5:10 am

Granted, but these wishes are mine! :evil:

I wish for the Empire State Building to eliminate France.
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Sun May 06, 2012 6:22 am

Granted. The Empire State Building was a prototype Death Ray, but it overloaded and blew up the world.

I wish that didn't just happen.
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Postby Cianter » Sun May 06, 2012 7:14 am

Granted, but now the world is ruled by evil aliens.

I wish I could hurry up and finish my book.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sun May 06, 2012 11:08 am

Granted, now no one wants to buy your book.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt wishes.
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Postby Cianter » Sun May 06, 2012 11:40 am

Granted, now you can never wish again.

I wish I could live in an anime world, if only just for a day:D
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun May 06, 2012 12:20 pm

Granted but the only slot open that even closly resemble anime was southpark... as kenny... so oon you only day in an anime you died.

I wish for the power to control carbon in all its form.
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Postby Cianter » Sun May 06, 2012 1:36 pm

Granted, but you immediatly die from carbon dioxide poisoning from lack of control of your new powers;)

I wish I could have the power to control the elements, and if I destroy the world in the process I'm pretty ok with that:D
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun May 06, 2012 1:40 pm

Granted but then Aang comes and take that power away

I wish i hadn't died from my last wish
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Postby AdriTan » Sun May 06, 2012 2:46 pm

Granted you're just deathly ill


I wish I could get some real sleep.
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun May 06, 2012 2:50 pm

Granted you prick you finger on th new and improved spindle this one has no cure.

I wish i could count to infinity twice
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Postby Cianter » Sun May 06, 2012 2:53 pm

Granted, but you'll be counting till the end of time

I wish I could own thousands of beautiful horses
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby AdriTan » Sun May 06, 2012 3:20 pm

Granted, where do you want all these Beyers?

I wish my prince could wake me up from my sleep... why am I sleeping beauty?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun May 06, 2012 3:38 pm

granted the frog prince kisses you but you turn into a frog

I wish I knew what a shooting star wishes on
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