Corrupted wish game

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Sun May 13, 2012 8:51 am

Granted, but it causes you to become blind.

I wish that TV was not so addictive.

Postby **AdriTan** » Sun May 13, 2012 1:10 pm

Granted, it's repulsive!

I wish I had a jelly baby!

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Mon May 14, 2012 3:20 am

Granted it is twice tall as the tallest building on earth. It is alive and destroys all living creature on earth.

I wish rocklobster grant the jelly baby wish.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Mon May 14, 2012 5:01 am

Granted, but the jelly baby wish makes you a jelly baby.

I wish that jelly babies could be written.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon May 14, 2012 10:51 pm

Granted, but they can no longer be read.

I wish there was a tournament to see which continent was the strongest.

Postby **Crossfire** » Mon May 14, 2012 10:54 pm

Granted. The strongest continent, proving superiority over all others on earth, is sent out into space in order to colonize planets. No one has ever succeeded.

I wish Canada brought back pennies.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue May 15, 2012 4:01 am

Granted they made 25 pennies for circulation.

I wish to see monkeys fly.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue May 15, 2012 8:33 am

My friend says "Granted but while walking around in OZ a house falls on top of you and a girl steals your shoes"

He also said "I wish for smellavision"

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Tue May 15, 2012 10:24 am

Granted, but you smell the worst things possible.

I wish for toys that could eat.

Postby **ClaecElric4God** » Tue May 15, 2012 12:36 pm

Granted, but they become cannibalistic, causing all the children of the world to lose their toys.

I wish for school to be over.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 15, 2012 3:49 pm

Granted. It's over permanently, because World War 3 has just begun, and civilization won't recover for millennia. Billions died in atomic hellfire just so you wouldn't have to do some math problems, and billions more died of starvation to keep you from having to do some creative writing. All that doesn't even begin to express the aggregate agony of mankind brought about by your selfishness.

I wish that World War 3 hadn't happened.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue May 15, 2012 5:16 pm

granted, but there's still a holocaust. And now we got a zombie apocalypse instead.
I wish there was J-pop on iTunes.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 15, 2012 10:41 pm

Granted. J-pop is a pop experiment by Justin Bieber and Justin Timberlake.

I wish that monsters really lived in kids' closets and under their beds.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Tue May 15, 2012 11:40 pm

Granted. But unfortunately for you, the monsters are tired of getting cheap scares from children and decide to migrate to their parents closets and under their beds.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed May 16, 2012 1:19 am

Granted, now you are in incredible pain instead.

I wish I could understand why anyone would want to post in this thread about corrupting the wishes of others.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 16, 2012 7:21 am

Granted, but truly understanding why twists your soul so that you corrupt everything you touch even in real life.

I wish that bobmonkeys had the capacity for one truly pure, uncorrupted act.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Wed May 16, 2012 10:51 am

Granted, though you will not be the recipient of that uncorrupted act. And worst is he keep doing things that irritate you the most.
I wish I can remember my last dream.

Postby **ClaecElric4God** » Wed May 16, 2012 11:36 am

Granted, but what makes you remember the dream is that it happens in real life, and it was the end of the world!!

I wish I had a pet red fox.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Wed May 16, 2012 12:53 pm

Granted, but it is the nine tailed fox.

I wish that sweat didn't smell.

Postby **AdriTan** » Wed May 16, 2012 10:47 pm

Granted, it turns green and slimy.

I wish I could visit my friend in AZ

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Thu May 17, 2012 3:56 am

Granted, but A to Z includes a lot of other letters and you get lost looking for your friend near L, punched by P, and your money stolen by S. I don't know why your friend lives in the middle of the alphabet when its cheaper to live among the numbers.

I wish I knew the real names and faces of everyone on CAA. (I don't have a Death Note, honest.)

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu May 17, 2012 9:27 am

Granted, but you know this because you just went to our mass funeral, and you're the only one left alive.

I wish that we the members of CAA would return to life.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu May 17, 2012 12:20 pm

Granted, but they are now all trolls.

I wish that the word that could be spoke in a made up language that I made up because Google Chrome said that the world was green and MSN disagreed so now I am red.

Postby **ClaecElric4God** » Thu May 17, 2012 7:30 pm

Granted, but I didn't understand a word of that, so who knows what I just granted!!!

I wish that seeing people yawn didn't make me have to yawn.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Thu May 17, 2012 10:24 pm

Granted, but now you have to poop instead.

I wish for a giraffe than can sing J-pop songs.

Postby **AdriTan** » Thu May 17, 2012 10:44 pm

Granted, when he's awake which he usually isn't

I wish puppies didnt have to poop!!!

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Fri May 18, 2012 6:37 pm

Granted, but now they are ninja who kill their masters.

I wish wishes could.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sat May 19, 2012 12:28 am

Granted, wishes can, but you can't now.

I wish that my farts would smell like lavender.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat May 19, 2012 4:48 am

Granted, now your parents purposefully give you gas so you can be an air freshener.

I wish Bob wasn't sitting in a corner with the Glade logo tattooed on his forehead.

Postby **Kiraliralai** » Sat May 19, 2012 4:57 am

Granted! But now he's chasing you with a trout, intent on a big smack..

I wish for world peace

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