Corrupted wish game

Postby **AdriTan** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:49 pm

Granted, but it makes you uber sick

I wish I had a Jones soda, strawberry lime flavor

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:05 pm

Granted. You finished drinking it and now you crave for it twice as before.
*I wish we are the master of our stomach*

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:40 pm

Granted in order to tame them all our stomachs were teleported out of our bellies...

I wish i had my stomach in it's rightful place again.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:41 pm

Wish granted they now control our minds and movements.
*I wish we have free will again*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:12 pm

Granted, but only one person can have free will at a time. You have to share.

I wish I didn't have to share my free will with other people and that I could keep it all to myself.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:19 am

Granted, you use your free will to make the worst decisions of your life.
*I wish bm has no free will. It will be better for him that way*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:28 am

Granted, but I now serve tiny hamsters. My hamster masters have told me to steal all of animal planet's belongings. I'm sorry animal planet, but I must obey my masters. All that is yours now belongs to hamsters. They said they will let you continue living in your house for $1000 an hour.

I wish my masters would praise me for all my hard work.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:22 am

Granted, as a reward they want you to run their hamster wheel for 24 hours straight.
*I wish bm could run for 24 hours*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:54 am

I shall do my best, but my legs are only capable of running for 12 hours, so I have received my masters' permission to cut off animal planet's legs and attach them to my body in order to run the other 12 hours.

(12 hours later)

These stupid legs won't move. Its like they're just lifeless limbs that have been cut off and sewn on to my body. I wish these legs would help me run the 12 hours I have to run in this wheel.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:05 am

Granted, the hamster became angry coz you stop running. They use the two legs to kick you. You started to run with your hands.

*I wish I have legs*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:13 am

Granted, but they formerly belonged to a midget.

I wish my hamster masters would form an unstoppable hamster army to take over the Earth. (I want a high government position)

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:22 am

Granted, hamsters rule the world but you still their slaves and doesn't care if humans disrespect you. In fact, they love seeing you being called names.

*I wish for a good theme song for bm*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:29 am

Granted, but it is basically fingernails being scraped on a chalkboard and I can't hear it but everyone else can.

I wish my hamster masters would move on from Earth and gain control of aliens using advanced hamster technology and begin a hamster galactic empire.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:34 am

Granted, they tried to defeat the aliens but got annihilated. You are now in the hands of unforgiving aliens. And Earth celebrated that day.

*I wish the aliens is not planning to attack Earth*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:40 am

Granted, we surrender without a fight. Face it humans got beat by hamsters with advanced hamster technologies and now those hamsters got beat by aliens. Humans really don't stand a chance. As for me, I now serve rocks. They're much less demanding.

I wish humans would somehow be able to adapt to the world formerly controlled by hamsters now controlled by aliens.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:56 am

Granted, humans adapted very well and able to learn the aliens technology. They even innovate it by the sacrifice of bm's happiness.

*I wish humans live happily ever after*

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:42 am

Granted, now something unknown happens to you that puts you on the planet known as perfect.

I wish Perfect would get a better name.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:11 am

Granted but noone linkes the better name to the definition of perfect

I wish for a cannon that shoots horrible internet memes

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:10 pm

Granted, they are in auto mode to shoot all your internet memes and tells you how bad they are.
*I wish all my yes will be yes and all my no will be no*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:53 pm

Granted, but your maybes will always be definitely.

I wish I could perform alchemy.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:02 am

Granted, you now can turn gold into rock.
*I wish there will be no hatred and dismay*

Postby **SilverToast** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:17 am

Granted but there is apathy and general indifference.

I wish for humans to invade other planets and be the extraterrestrial aliens of other planets.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:15 am

Granted but we get microscopic amoeba diseases that kill us instantly

I wish i wouldn't lose internet for 2 days

Postby **TheMewster** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:36 pm

Granted, you lose internet for 2 decades.

I wish I had a cat.

Postby **Painbow** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:49 pm

Granted, but it's invisible and doesn't like humans...at all.
I wish I could fly.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:32 am

Granted, but all people can fly causing a terrible air traffic.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:34 am

Since there was no wish....

I wish that I could read minds!

Postby **SilverToast** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:46 am

Granted but you are disturbed by the things you read in people's mind.

I wish I was a nice ham sandwich.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:26 am

Granted, now you eat tofu.

I wish that Ace was corrected.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:46 am

Granted, you tried to find him to correct him.
*I wish I don't like to know about crimes*

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