Corrupted wish game

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:52 am

Granted, your question is invalid.

I wish that Dokuro angel chan never existed.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:03 am

Granted, But Dokuro's twin brother comes and haunts you...

I wish that I had my own blue convertible.

Postby **SilverToast** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:21 am

Granted but it rarely works and it has visible scratches on it.

I wish I had an infinite supply of cheese cake that I can enjoy that could never rot, expire, be infested with insects or animals, be infected, and make me sick in some way.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:56 pm

Granted... It's laced with C4 and napalm that you cant see taste smell feel or hear untill it's to late

I wish for a faster internet connection

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:04 am

Granted, it is a little faster. Not enough to tell that its faster, but it is.

I wish nobody would yell at me when I pick other people's noses.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:14 am

Granted, the punch you in the face.
*I wish my computer will be fixed soon*

Postby **SilverToast** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:27 am

Granted but it runs more slowly than before.

*I wish I was a nice ham sandwich with potatoes in it*
(I do mean that I want to be a sandwich not have one.)

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:27 pm

Pfft-- Granted, but you're eaten slowly. By me.

I wish for a perfume that smells amazingly beautiful~!

Postby **SilverToast** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:47 pm

Granted but it only smells beautiful to you. Everyone else gets sick from it.

I wish that whoever eats me as a sandwich would also turn into a sandwich.

Postby **Michael Lance** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:39 pm

Ooh, I've always wanted to be a sandwich ^^

I wish the girl of my dreams had said "yes" v_v

Postby **SilverToast** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:18 pm

Granted but you find out she is annoying and there isn't anything special about her.
You break up with her though.

I wish to have a large foster family of sandwiches to join me in our quest to be the most delicious sandwiches ever.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:52 pm

Granted but your party wipes on the first boss in the quest

I wish for Pot Pie

Postby **Michael Lance** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:03 am

Ace33Wing (post: 1573669) wrote:Granted but you find out she is annoying and there isn't anything special about her.
You break up with her though.

That's a HORRIBLE way to corrupt a wish T_T

@Broly: Granted - it comes flying through the window, smacks you in the face, and gives you third-degree burns.

I wish my last wish hadn't been corrupted --;

Postby **SilverToast** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:39 pm

Granted but you lose half of your money.

(Oh sorry I actually tried to go easy on that one. I need to work on how I corrupt wishes. Lets have some silly goof off fun!)

I wish that everyone could fly.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:39 pm

Granted they can fly away from the planet but not twords it so everyone ends up in space.

I wish for a warm chicken pot pie

Postby **SilverToast** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:46 pm

Granted but the chicken comes back to life and attacks everyone.

I wish for world domination.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 3:58 am

Granted. the world is dominated by ordinary ants.
I wish I could eat all the shrimp in the world.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:33 pm

Granted but shrimp become extinct and you are left with the biggest craving for them.

I wish that I had all super powers imaginable.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:01 pm

Granted, you have all the imaginable powers courtesy of someone who has no imagination.
*I wish I could breakdance*

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:37 am

Granted, but your first attempt is poorly planned. The edge of a cliff is a bad location for a monkey flip.

I wish that I had a raccoon-eating lawn.

Postby **SilverToast** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:09 pm

Granted, but the smell of their decomposing bodies is on your lawn.

I wish that there were colonies settled by humans in space.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:06 am

Granted, the colonies are plotting to destroy Earth so that they will start a new civilization.
*I wish I could do every job possible*

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:38 am

Granted, but the last one is "poison tester." Statement from company: "We thank you for your sacrifice!"

I wish you would be immune to the poison you'll be testing.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:29 am

Granted, but someone will go blind. *Gives thank you note to Masquerade*
*I wish I'm not cruel*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:35 am

Granted, you're not cruel; you're gruel, ready for eating.

I wish I had a duck that could give me life advice and drive a boat.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:48 am

Granted, but the duck was your girlfriend.

I wish your lover was human.

Postby **SilverToast** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:51 am

Granted but she still looks like a duck.

I wish bobmonkeys had a monkey in his avatar picture. I feel deceived.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:39 pm

Granted, you now see a duck wearing a monkey mask.
*I wish for clarity to all people*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:28 pm

Granted, everyone can now clearly see that you are a horrible person.

I wish everyone's understanding of animal planet would go back to normal.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:59 am

Granted, but the normal understanding was even worse.

I wish Animal Planet would be taken off of the air.

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