Corrupted wish game

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:58 pm

Granted, but they're cockroach turtle hybrids, so I'm not sure why you would even wish for that.

I wish for everything. EVERYTHING.

Postby **AdriTan** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:16 pm

Granted one of your everything wishes is that you die several times in the least respectable way possible...... (one time you fall and break you skull open on a toilet)

I wish I knew how to swim!

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:35 pm

Granted, but all the water everywhere dried up. There is no place to swim.

I wish for candy.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:53 pm

Granted but now you ate too much candy and have to go to the dentist

I wish compact disks were edible

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:23 am

Granted but now you ate too many compact discs and have to go to the Hard Rock Cafe.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:22 am

Granted, but now you have a stomach ache.

I wish Miku Hatsune would stop making me drink vegetable juice.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:35 am

Granted. Now she's trying to feed you pancakes.

I wish for a pancake!

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:47 am

Granted, but there's no syrup.

I wish for a laptop, preferably Apple.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:12 am

Granted. It's a kid's laptop in the shape of an apple.

I wish for the greatest ice cream in the world.

Postby **SilverToast** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:49 am

Granted but it was stolen from you after only getting a lick.

I wish for my wishes to be corrupted.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:05 pm

Granted, but you can't make wishes.

I wish it was over.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:39 pm

Granted. The Olympics have suddenly ended.

I wish that whenever we went out, the people didn't shout "JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SCHMIDT!"

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:20 pm

Granted, now they just laugh at you.
I wish for a pet unicorn.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:40 pm

Granted but it's carved out of a rock.
I wish to be a mermaid.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:01 pm

Granted. But there was just a huge oil spill and your waters are really nasty and polluted.

I wish for donuts.

Postby **AdriTan** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:13 pm

Granted, they r moldy.

I wish I could meet Matt Smith and David Tennant.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:51 am

Granted you meet Matt Smith and David Tennant. I hope they are the right person since their might be tons of people with that name.
I wish I have a brownie.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:58 am

Granted but it wasn't cooked all the way through so it's mushy DX
I wish for a golden retriever.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:10 am

Granted. But it's completely untrained. It chews up everything, poops everywhere, and barks all the time at everyone, including you.

I wish my hair was dry so I could go to bed right now without my hair getting all wonky when I wake up in the morning.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:44 am

Granted, now you're hair falls out, and you don't want to wake up in the morning.

I wish that the world could understand the REAL power of teamwork.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:26 am

Granted, they use teamwork as an energy source. Now you have to play a game of baseball in order to drive your car.

I wish onions make me laugh instead of cry.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:24 am

Granted, but now you can't stop laughing because of them.

I wish brick walls were made of cookies

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:22 pm

Granted, but if you eat them you have to pay for damages to someone's home/business and cookies are made out of bricks.

I wish sand became cheese.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:56 pm

Granted, now the ocean water isn't clear anymore. It's orange now.

I wish for a chirro.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:43 pm

Granted, but it's been rolled around on a movie theater floor. Sorry!

I wish for a ruby.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:24 pm

Granted, Now many Ruby Tuesday Restaurants are being constructed in your local area.

I wish for a multiple monitor setup for my pc

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:30 pm

Granted, but they're all off-center and you can't see well enough to access anything on any of them.

I wish I had enough money to go on a major shopping spree.

Postby **Davidizer13** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:37 pm

Yay! Shopping! Unfortunately, the shopping spree you're given is only good for buying stuff at Battery and Thumbtacks Emporium.

I wish more people understood how awesome track cycling is.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:05 pm

Granted. Track cycling is awesome. However Dragon Ball Z will always be better.

I wish Dragon Ball Z had the greatness of the original, but the conciseness & artwork of the remake, Dragon Ball Kai.

Postby **AdriTan** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:05 pm

Granted, but the voice acting is all messed up. Guys have female voices for some reason and such.

I wish I had a pizza.

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