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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:55 pm

Wish Granted...She is now possessed by my Crazy-Spazmatic cat

I wish I had my cat back
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Postby SilverToast » Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:00 pm

Granted but she came back a crazy-spazmatic high maintenance cat that demands the finest of chows.

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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:03 pm

granted but its about 1 acre of big

I wish I had a new jacket
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:27 am

Granted, but it gets colder whenever you put it on.

I wish I was a dolphin.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:59 am

Granted. Sadly, you get transformed in-place, and dolphins don't tend to live very long on dry land.

I wish for dolphin lasagna.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:45 am

granted but don't ask where the dolphin meat came from

I wish it was Thanksgiving already
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:11 am

Granted! Lucky you, it was Thanksgiving already...last year.

I wish for some Tylenol.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:03 am

Granted, here's some Tylenol.. that I dropped into a jar of extremely dangerous drugs and am not sure if I got the right pill out. It could relieve your pain or it could make you see things that aren't there.

I wish I understood that I'm not supposed to play with fire.
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Postby SilverToast » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:35 am

Granted but you don't play with it, it plays with you. Even if you get hurt.

I wish that fire would stop stalking bobmonkeys.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:31 pm

Granted, because it has discovered the joy of stalking you instead.

I wish fire would come back to keep me warm.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:13 pm

Granted it warms you up so much you catch fire

I wish there was some water to put out the fire
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Postby bobmonkeys » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:30 pm

Granted, the polar ice caps melt due to global warming and the oceans rise so much everything gets put out.

I wish humans became mermaids and mermen to survive in a world underwater.
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Postby QtheQreater » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:41 am

Granted, but we still get eaten by sharks, man, sharks.

I wish the sharks were more friendly.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:05 am

Granted now dolphins are the ones you have to watch out for

I wish I could sleep in.
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Postby Crossfire » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:06 am

Granted, but you miss something inconceivably awesome.

I wish I had my own mecha.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:12 am

Granted but its so rusty it barely moves

I wish it was colder outside
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Postby TheMewster » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:37 am

Granted, it is now -950 degrees Celsius.

I wish I didn't have homework this Thanksgiving break.
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Postby Crossfire » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:41 am

Granted, but you have to make up for it during Christmas.

I wish WWII-era automatic rifles were legal for purchase in Canada. (Fun fact: It's illegal to import an airsoft gun, but perfectly okay to order the Tar-21, a modern Israeli assault rifle)
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Postby QtheQreater » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:24 am

Granted, but the price is the eyeball you usually sight with.

I wish that the beagle next door would stop barking.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:53 pm

Granted for some strange reason, the beagle starts emitting a loud high-pitched non-stopping squeal that almost sounds like tires squealing

I wish I was done with my training at work
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Postby bobmonkeys » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:27 pm

Granted, your power level is now over 9000 and you can perform a new move. I don't know what kind of work you do, but your training is over.

I wish my teeth didn't hurt.
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Postby rocklobster » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:06 am

Granted, now you have no teeth. Problem solved.
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:47 am

Granted, but the ghost is like Casper, a friendly ghost!

I wish my computer was in perfect condition.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:55 am

granted but it doesn't have a power cord and there are none left in the entire world

I wish it would rain..
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Trust in the Lord with all your heart
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Postby AdriTan » Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:08 pm

Granted its raining men. O.O oh noes!

I wish I could eat some bacon.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:49 pm

granted but its plastic bacon and gives you a bad case of indigestion

I wish I wasn't tired
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:26 pm

Granted, but now you are bored.

I wish I was a statue.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:35 pm

Granted, pigeons now poop on you

i wish dishes would wash themselves
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Postby QtheQreater » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:54 pm

Granted, but they aren't very good at it. Every single one is going to need a second attempt.

I wish for a white picket fence.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:12 pm

Granted. It's two pickets long.

I wish I could go to Taco Bell.
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