Corrupted wish game

[SilverToast]

Granted but it has crossovers with the other t.v reality shows and then replaces them.

I wish that siphon's reality show could have tv movies based on the show.

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

Granted! But alien invaders like them so much that they abduct the actors! They have yet to return from their disappearance.

I wish I had a basket.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted, but it's full of rotting hamburgers and old baby doll heads.

I wish I had sushi.

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

Granted! But it smells like it came out of a dumpster.

I wish I had new shoes!

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted! But they're Barbie shoes. And really ugly ones at that.

I wish I had shaved my legs this morning.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but you were in such a rush that you suffered many painful cuts.

I wish that everyone on CAA would remember me!

[DecooPunk]

Granted but only because you went crazy and had to be banned
I wish that Thor two would come out this Summer instead of this Fall so I could see it with my sister before she goes away.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but the sequel was extremely rushed and feels highly under-produced.

I wish for a wish that grants wishy-washy wishes!

[DecooPunk]

Granted but you have to sit in a washer machine when you wish the wishy-washy wishes.

I wish Oreos came without frosting.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but now they taste like cardboard

I wish I had a vacation

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but while on vacation your house burns down.

I wish nothing was as it seemed.

[Lingering Wind]

Granted, but now everything seems like nothing to you.

I wish the Nerve Gear from SAO was real and made by Nintendo.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but the first game made for it traps everyone in it for two years and 4,000 people die.

I wish Soul Eater would get another 51 episodes.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but they really suck and its in Latin

I wish I knew Latin

[Lingering Wind]

Granted but now you speak English with a funny accent and people won't take you seriously.

I wish I had a donut.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but it's filled with old jelly

I wish i had something to do ;u;

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but you now no longer have opposable thumbs.

I wish I was in the Digital World.

[Lingering Wind]

Granted but now you're stuck there and if you enter a game and die, you die for real.

I wish I could paint.

[Raleford]

Granted, but you can only use the colors of the wind.

I wish to visit the moon.

(Incidentally, I logged in for the first time in a while the other day, and it just struck me just now: the user information moved to the other side of the post...)

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but all you find are souvenir stores that sell the same thing: rocks. The prices, of course, are astronomically high.

I wish Raleford wasn't stuck on the moon because he spent his return fare on a counterfeit moon rock.

[Wind]

granted, but now you are stuck on the moon too because your travel visa didn't pass customs

I wish I had a purple striped semi aquatic master drool based shimmer star pokemon

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but it doesn't evolve and is incredibly weak.

I wish my cat would stop puking.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but now it can talk and only talks back.

I wish I could win the $5,000 a week for life PCH contest.

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but its all Monopoly money and you have to pay $4,999 in taxes each week

I wish I could have some peace in my life right now

[SilverToast]

Granted but you have to live with a flying air breathing shark stalking you.

I wish I could have a 3d printer.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you could have a 3d printer. It is theoretically possible for you to have a 3d printer. Staggeringly unlikely, but you could. You don't, but you could.

I wish that I could use dragon Shouts.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but you are incapable of using any other spells, are always over-encumbered, and cannot equip weapons or armor.

I wish shipping from Japan to Missouri was free.

[SilverToast]

Granted but Japan is now a travelling floating land mass with varying international shipping rates.

I wish I had an airship that was recognized as it's own country.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, and every other country has declared war on it, forcing you to go into hiding and drastically delaying your plans to cross the border.

I wish next week would be better than last week.

[SilverToast]

granted but I arrive at the border which a day in your good week.
*on a
I wish claec had good weeks.