CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

FishAndChips vs. anonymous

anonymous:
What? I'm fighting now? But someone has to take care of all the wounded.

F&C:
(ponders) This will be interesting.

anonymous:
But if it is the will of the Grand Patriarchate of CAA, then I will fight.

F&C:
OOOHHHH CORRIE DARLING! ONE OF THE "CHANS" IS DOING A RAID RIGHT NOW.

Radical Dreamer:
That will not do.

F&C:
See, they even have the audacity to broadcast their message of hate on their username.

(ANONYMOUS is banned and disappears)

anonymous:
Wow. That was rather anticlimactic.

(ANONYMOUS bursts into flames)

anonymous:
GAAAAAAAAAHHH! SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!!!

Radical Dreamer:
Anonymous will haunt us no more. Now let us talk about our favorite memes in the chat.

F&C:
I am the saviour of the Chat, you know.

Radical Dreamer:
Srsly. Who needs Jesus when we have you XDDDDDDDDDD.

F&C:
And that's terrible.

(aside) JUST AS PLANNED.

anonymous was B&. ftw

(FISHANDCHIPS Rickrolls everyone on the chat)

Winner: Fish and Chips

XD WIN. Win win win.

...wow...

*gasp* Anony-san! *quickly grabs the fire blanket from the lab and begins to smother the still smoldering cinders* Anybody got a hi-potion?

A rather jarring turn of events.

Dang, anony-chan, I'd medic you, but that's kind of hard if you don't exist on the board anymore. *medics over IM*

Knew that handle'd get you in trouble one of these days. Anonymous got served...

[font="palatino Linotype"]*hands Doubleshadow a Hi-Potion and a Phoenix Down just in case*

There you go!! *helps with Anony-san*[/font]

Woah, XDD.

[color="Red"](XDDDD Win.)[/color]

Christian News Post-Intelligencer

Christian Overwhelming Rough'n'Rowdy Internet Entertainment sued to oblivion for libel

The recently popular Christian Overwhelming Rough'n'Rowdy Internet Entertainment channel was sued yesterday by several parties over "grossly unfair and inaccurate depictions" of several Christian Anime Alliance in its Free-For-All broadcast.

The combat show depicted Alliance members fighting each other to death and losers meeting violent and bloody ends. The plaintiffs say that such violence tarnishes their public image. One of the plaintiffs (name not released for privacy reasons) also demanded that the channel change its name because its acronym implies that he/she is the one that rigs the outcome of the match.

A federal judge ruled that Christian Overwhelming Rough'n'Ready Internet Entertainment pay $340 million in fines and damages. The channel is also asked to change its name.

A representative from the channel says "Until we change our name and pay our fines, the Free-For-All broadcast is suspended indefinitely."

Does that mean that there will be no more fights?

Oh you are just hilarious Ingemar.

Where would this board be without your wacky antics.

wot.

Xd Win Win Win Win.

Awww o_o

Now is when you have illegal underground fights!

[color="Red"](Hmmm. You should have asked me to help you fight this.[/debater and pun was intended]. They would've gone down.)[/color]

Tell me how you supposed to breath with no air.. no air ?

The show will be postponed until further notice. Thank you for for choosing Christian Overwhelming Rough'n'Ready Internet Entertainment for your main choice of entertainment ( _ _ )

This thread won't die any time soon.

Updates? I see a future with Mr. SmartyPants and a FFVI hachimaki.

How is Christian Overwhelming Rough'n'Ready Internet Entertainment (CORRIE) going to pay its fine? I don't happen to have 340 million lying around that I'd be willing to donate to CORRIE. And if we changed the name, it just wouldn't be the same. I recommend we go underground.

Lol, I.. actually never noticed that acronym XDD

*Sits down and waits* u_u

*pokes head back into room*

o.o hiya! How's it going?

*sees the CORRIE lawsuit*

<_< Aw, nuts...

I know it's late, but I just wanted to say:

This was hilarious:)!

Ingemar (post: 1217296) wrote:Announcer:

YOU ARE WATCHING CAA OVERWHELMING ROUGH'n'ROWDY INTERNET ENTERTAINMENT (CORRIE)!!!
AN ALTERNATIVE BROADCAST WHERE WE THROW DOWN AND GET ABSOLUTELY BONKERS!

Our current contestants are Tsukuyomi and chibiphonebooth. Ready! GO!!!
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(silence)

Announcer:
Perhaps an explanation is in order. This is a fight! A fight to the (virtual) DEATH!!!! No rules! Just carnage! GOOOOO!!!!!


Announcer:
Seriously, enough delaying tactics. Kill each other.



(The setting is a desert island. TSUKUYOMI and CHIBIPHONEBOOTH stand yards apart and are placed conveniently adjacent to rusty meat hooks on the ground).

Tsukuyomi:
(bewildered) OK, so what's this all about?

chibiphonebooth:
(even more bewildered) We're fighting?

Tsukuyomi:
There's these meathooks. I guess we just have to pick them up and whale on each--

(CHIBIPHONEBOOTH makes a bizarre pouty facial expression)

Chibiphonebooth:
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF THE FACE.

Tsukuyomi:
Good Lord!

chibiphonebooth:
BY THE POWER OF CAA AND THE PATRONAGE OF ROLFSTRAPPINGYOUNGLAD, I WILL OVERCOME YOU! DOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tsukuyomi:
You know, if you make that face it will be stuck like that forever.

chibiphonebooth:
THEN THE POWER OF THE FACE WILL OVERCOME YOU FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tsukuyomi:
I don't think so! I've faced down MILLIONS OF BEARS and survived. You don't stand a chance.

(CHIBIPHONEBOOTH grabs the meat hook, still doing the weird pouty facial expression. She charges towards TSUKUYOMI, who grins deviously).

Tsukuyomi:
TAAAAAAAIGGEEEEERR UPPERCAAAAAAUUUT!

(The massive force of TSUKUYOMI's fist causes CHIBIPHONEBOOTH's head to fly off of her neck and rocket into outer space.)

Meanwhile, in the Planet of Easily Frightened People*

Frightened People:
AAAAAGH! A bug! AAAAAGH! A cloud! AAAAAGH! Dust!

(CHIBIPHONEBOOTH's head lands in front of the FRIGHTENED PEOPLE, weird face intact)

People:
AAAAAGH! A head! AAAAAGH! A weird face! AAAAAGH! Someone from the internet!!! GYAAAAAGHHH!


Winner: Tsukuyomi

Next up: mathgrant vs. HanaRyuuzaki
You won't want to miss it!

*If you know what this is from, you are awesome and I love you.

zOMG!!!!111!!!! Developments?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CUuz_ZN32o

O.o

[SIZE="6"]FREE-FOR-ALLS REBORN: Rise of the Peguin Army[/SIZE]

(A phone rings in parts unknown)

mechana2015:
Yyyyyyyyyyyello?

The Grand Patriarchate of The CAA:
(pitch modulated) Is this mechana2015?

M2015:
Might be. Who's asking?

GPo'CAA:
What are you doing right now?

M2015:
Living the dream. Living the freaking dream.

GPo'CAA:
Well, wake up.

(Someone bags MECHANA2015's head and carries him out of his room. He later ends up in a parking garage, staring at a man who conceals his image by standing behind a car with the high beams on)



M2015:
Seriously, what the hell is this all about?

Man:
I am a representative of the Grand Patriarchate of the CAA. You are here because the Patriarchate wishes to revolutionize the CAA forever. To that end, he/she/they wish to take over the leadership using the Penguin Army as his/her/its spearhead. You will be appointed as its Supreme General and Warlord and its vast resources and materiel will be at your disposal. The Patriarchate also makes it known that among the ranks of the Penguin Army are your most loyal fangirls.

M2015:
Why couldn't they tell me this over the phone?

Man:
Because they're cryptic and mean.


(A few days later, MECHANA2015 marches to Penguin Army headquarters, which looks like it was once a busy port. He is greeted by what are presumably thousands of Penguin Army soldiers, who consist of mimes, goths, beatniks, classy-tuxedo'ed types, vampires, gothloli, butlers, French maids, Linux users, nuns, priests, Bleach and D. Gray Man cosplayers. They salute him)

M2015:
Uh... at ease, I guess.

Link Antilles:
Welcome Mech to your own personal army. Well, your own personal army ultimately funded and powered by the Grand Patriarchate.

M2015:
Hey Link. How's life outside of the podcast?

LA:
......

M2015:
Actually, just bring me up to speed.

LA:
Very well. I am the vice-General of the Penguin Army. (But don't let anyone else know that. As far as I am concerned my authority over you as a mod still applies here and if you try to subvert it, prepare to get beaten with a BANhammer).

M2015:
Ooooooooookay.

LA:
You already know Cognitive Gear. He is our psychological operations officer.

CogGear:
You are thinking "A meatball sub sounds good right now," aren't you?

M2015:
How di...

CogGear:
I'm psychic.

M2015:
Ah.

LA:
In charge of special operations is SirThinks2Much. (He points out the very feminine SIRTHINKS2MUCH). To be honest I thought she was a guy.

M2015:
Most guys do.

LA:
And finally (for now) is Kaligraphic, liaison to the higher levels of the Patriarchate and technological warfare technician.

Kaligraphic:
(waves)

M2015:
Sweet. Now let's get cracking. Mister Graphic! Where is our nearest target of opportunity?

Kaligraphic:
Five clicks north. Should we engage?

M2015:
Engage?! Blow the living crap out of them!

(Several artillery batteries shaped like Penguins fire dozens of artillery rounds. They blow up a truck. What they find in amongst the flaming cargo are several life-size Kagome Higurashi dolls dressed in Middle East harem attire).


SirThinks2Much:
Who drove this?

M2015:
Who cares?

lol...it's good to see the CAA free for alls return with military might...however I'm going to have too...

Ingemar (post: 1239826) wrote:LA:
And finally (for now) is Kaligraphic, liaison to the higher levels of the Patriarchate and technological warfare technician.

Kaligraphic:
(waves)

What's this? My boss/creator/person/father/general/leader/something/bearded friend is a part of your forces?!!!! Um...hehe...guess I work for Mech now...

Ingemar wrote:(Several artillery batteries shaped like Penguins fire dozens of artillery rounds. They blow up a truck. What they find in amongst the flaming cargo are several life-size Kagome Higurashi dolls dressed in Middle East harem attire).


SirThinks2Much:
Who drove this?

M2015:
Who cares?

LOL.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT D:<

Sir, is really a Ma'am :o:o:o???????

Hm. Who will be the first to face the Penguin War Machine?


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The Penguin Army vs. The Project

You won't want to miss it!

Peanut (post: 1239874) wrote:What's this? My boss/creator/person/father/general/leader/something/bearded friend is a part of your forces?!!!! Um...hehe...guess I work for Mech now...

Everyone works for mech... nahhh just kidding.