Corrupted wish game

[Kawaiikneko]

Granted, but it makes your car burst into flames.

I wish manga was less expensive in America.

[EireWolf]

Granted, but it's all in Swahili.

I wish everyone would go see my new website.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted but it is infected with a computer virus, which quickly spreads across the world causing computers every where to explode till the only computers left are Macs.

I wish all the questions on Jeopardy were about anime

[Scribs]

granted, but noone gtes the answers anymore, so the show is cancelled

I wish for all the peoples of the world to unite in peace and love, and that they will find the fountain of youth and live happily forever, never being out of food or interesting things to do in this utopian like paradise, in reality.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but aliens take this time to over take the planet and enslave humanity.

Edit: >.> I wish I had remembered to put a wish here.

[Rachel]

Granted, but not granted XD

I wish I lived in Scotland.

[Scribs]

Granted, but all the men are wearing kilts.


I wish for all the peoples of the world to unite in peace and love, and that they will find the fountain of youth and live happily forever, never being out of food or interesting things to do in this utopian like paradise in which they have discovered a weapon to deflect any incoming aliens, in reality.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but after a few years humans realize "hey why are we pointing this weapon at space with no invaders coming in? We should go take over other countries with it so we have more land" and quickly fall back in to their old ways and now the world is worse than it was before due to the out break of world war three.

I wish for a wish that cannot be granted.

[Madeline]

Ungranted, but your wish is granted because it is ungrantable.

I wish for the biggest tuna sandwich in the whole wide world!

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, its force fed to you for the rest of eternity

I wish i could think of a wish that would be a loop hole to this entire game, and be a wish about fish.

[Scribs]

Not granted, but because it was not granted it was granted anyway, and herein is contradiction contradicted! It is the very mairage of pro with con;and no such lopsided union either, as times go, for pro is no more unlike con than man is unlike woman- yet men and women marry every day with none to say "oh the pity of it" but I and fools like me.

I wish the entire world would blow up and everyone would die. ( try and corrupt that one why dont you!

[SigmaKnight]

granted, mars blows up and every one in the world dies or they would if ones were alive, but they are just numbers, therefore to die, they pop out of existence.

I wish i understood the way my last wish was granted. @.@;

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but then you forgot before you had a chance to think about it

I wish I has a Mexican Pizza right now

[R. Zion]

Granted, but it is in your underpants.

I wish I could get more readers for my fan fiction

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but they're all simpletons who insist "THIs SUX!!1!"

I wish I had a good job

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but you have to continually deal with people that say "THIs SUX!!1!"


I wish this was underlined. >.> can you tell im running out of wishes?

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but then it becoems a link to a sight that infects your computer with the world's most terrible virus

I wish it were easier to come up with wishes, too.

[Kawaiikneko]

(Bah you got there faster *grumble*)

Granted, but all the wishes you think up are unsuitable for this site. Shame on you.

I wish all bishie haters could be easier tracked down and punished properly.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted but all the people you once liked become bishie haters and are forced to live on another planet, earth also becomes barren and unlivable and inhabited by rabid bishie loving fangirls, meanwhile all the creators of anime and manga migrate to the planet of the bishie haters, leaving the bishie lovers with no anime or manga. And as a result the planet of the bishie haters soon becomes a perfect utopia.

I wish this wish was wished, or that an interesting wish would take its place. @.@;

[Silvanis]

Granted, only I can't understand that.

I wish I knew what that meant.

[Dont-Lose-Heart]

granted, That
pron. pl. those

a. Used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood: What kind of soup is that?

b. Used to refer to the one, thing, or type specified as follows: The relics found were those of an earlier time.

c. Used to refer to the event, action, or time just mentioned: After that, he became a recluse.

i wish for some more awesome christian ska bands

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they're all in backwater towns and nobody ever hears of them.

I wish for a faster Internet connection.

[Myoti]

Granted. It now loads everything a split second faster.

I wish I could meet some people on CAA.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, however everyone is dead and youre meeting them in heaven.

I wish i knew what this meant.

[Myoti]

Granted, but we don't know what "this" is.

I wish Master Impact Alberto was all powerful over the universe.

[Silvanis]

Granted, but it's an alternate universe.

I wish I had a puppy.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted... but in soviet CAA puppy wishes he had you. (couldnt help my self @.@)

I wish i knew something about uh... stuff.. and things.. and you know.. uh that guy..

[Myoti]

Granted, but it's not so good stuff.

I wish posts in the Goof-Off section counted.

[SnowLeopard]

You get it, but it is actually a puppy werewolf with mange and bites you and turns you into a werewolf with mange.

I wish I could think twice as fast as I do now.

[Syaoran]

Granted but you will think twice as slow the next day.

I wish that evey ones wishes were corrupted.