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Postby Radical Dreamer » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:02 pm

FishandChips 08:42 - I was born in a Russian fishing village.
FishandChips 08:42 - The village elder was a cruel man.
FishandChips 08:42 - He worked us in the mines.
FishandChips 08:42 - I knew we had to escape.
FishandChips 08:42 - That's what you'd think Amzi.
FishandChips 08:42 - But you'd be wrong.
FishandChips 08:42 - So one night.
FishandChips 08:42 - We snuck out.
FishandChips 08:43 - Me and my 67 brothers and sisters.
FishandChips 08:43 - Half of us died on the way to Lithuania.
chibiphonebooth 08:43 - i'm so glad you escaped, fish
FishandChips 08:43 - From frostbite.
FishandChips 08:43 - And starvation.
RadicalDreamer 08:43 - That's a tragic story.
AmziLive 08:43 - LOL!
FishandChips 08:43 - When we finally reached the boarder.
chibiphonebooth 08:43 - i'm sorry that happened to you
FishandChips 08:43 - We realized we didn't have the necessary papers.
FishandChips 08:43 - So we drew straws.
FishandChips 08:43 - So that one of us would run out.
CognitiveGear 08:44 - This story makes me a sad panda.
FishandChips 08:44 - And take the bullets from the guard.
AmziLive 08:44 - xD
FishandChips 08:44 - Until he ran out of ammo.
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - LOL
CognitiveGear 08:44 - Being a sad panda makes me angry. B[
FishandChips 08:44 - It was down to 4 of us by then.
RadicalDreamer 08:44 - SAVANNAH
RadicalDreamer 08:44 - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING
RadicalDreamer 08:44 - THIS IS SAD.
FishandChips 08:44 - But we overpowered him and went into the Ukraine.
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - I'M NOT LAUGHING ABOUT THIS
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - I WAS LAUGHING ABOUT
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - PANDAS.
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - BUT THIS STORY
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - IS SO SAD
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - AND I'M CRYING
FishandChips 08:44 - Eventually, we made our way to West Berlin.
FishandChips 08:44 - Where we were saved by American troops.
CognitiveGear 08:45 - BUT PANDAS MAKE YOU SMILE, NO MATTER WHAT, RIGHT?
FishandChips 08:45 - But when they boarded us on the plane, they only had room for three.
Tsukuyomi wipes away tears u_u
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - :O
FishandChips 08:45 - So my oldest brother had to stay behind.
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:45 - He was shot by a stray bullet after we took off.
FishandChips 08:45 - Then.
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:45 - We crashed why flying over Cuba.
FishandChips 08:45 - I was the sole survivor.
RadicalDreamer 08:45 - ;__;
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - ;o;
Nami 08:45 - umm....wow
FishandChips 08:45 - I had to fight my way through the jungle.
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - how did you get to CA?
FishandChips 08:45 - Until I reached the water.
FishandChips 08:45 - Between Cuba and Florida.
FishandChips 08:46 - I swam as quickly as I could.
chibiphonebooth 08:46 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:46 - Mindful of the sharks.
FishandChips 08:46 - And the Cuban patrols.
Yahshua 08:46 - LOL.
FishandChips 08:46 - Eventually, I reached the tip of Florida.
Tsukuyomi 08:46 - and that is how we came to America u_u
AmziLive 08:46 - Someone please take a screen shot of this
chibiphonebooth 08:46 - didnt you get exausted?
FishandChips 08:46 - Where I looked up my American relatives.
FishandChips 08:46 - I found a name.
FishandChips 08:46 - In California.
CognitiveGear 08:46 - Are you that kid, Alien Gonzalez?
FishandChips 08:46 - So From Florida, I begged enough money to buy a train ticket.
chibiphonebooth 08:47 - :O
Nami 08:47 - this sounds really far fetched XD
FishandChips 08:47 - I boarded a transcontinental express and made my way across this expansive country.
CognitiveGear wonders if anyone else remembers that.
FishandChips 08:47 - Eventually, I reached California.
CognitiveGear 08:47 - Wow.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - I forget his exact name
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - E-something.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - But this story
FishandChips 08:47 - But when I reached the boarder, the train was hijacked.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - has me far too captivated
FishandChips 08:47 - I had to escape out the caboose.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - to care at the moment.
CognitiveGear 08:47 - O.O
chibiphonebooth 08:47 - :OOO
FishandChips 08:47 - So after I got out.
FishandChips 08:48 - I made my way to a payphone.
FishandChips 08:48 - Where I called my Californian relatives.
CognitiveGear 08:48 - DID YOU HAVE A QUARTER?
FishandChips 08:48 - To tell them that I was coming by.
FishandChips 08:48 - I found one in the gutter, Phil.
FishandChips 08:48 - It was dirty, but worth 25 cents.
FishandChips 08:48 - And I called her.
CognitiveGear 08:48 - :O
AmziLive 08:48 - Lol!
RadicalDreamer 08:48 - D8
FishandChips 08:48 - The phone rang for a long time.
chibiphonebooth 08:48 - :O
CognitiveGear 08:48 - Like a miracle.
FishandChips 08:48 - No one picked up.
FishandChips 08:48 - I was about to hang up.
chibiphonebooth 08:48 - amzi, why are you laughing!?
FishandChips 08:48 - When a voice answered.
FishandChips 08:48 - It was her.
FishandChips 08:49 - And she said "Andrew, is that you?"
FishandChips 08:49 - "Yes."
chibiphonebooth 08:49 - :O
RadicalDreamer 08:49 - This isn't a funny story. This is a tragic tale. D8
FishandChips 08:49 - I had finally found some family.
CognitiveGear 08:49 - T_T
chibiphonebooth 08:49 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:49 - And then she told me, to my ear.
FishandChips 08:49 - That apparently, there had been some gang activity around the area.
FishandChips 08:49 - It wasn't safe.
FishandChips 08:49 - So
FishandChips 08:49 - She told me that I couldn't come home.
chibiphonebooth 08:49 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:49 - But instead.
CognitiveGear 08:49 - D:
FishandChips 08:49 - That I was.
Nami rolls on the floor laughing
RadicalDreamer 08:49 - No! D8
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - :OOOOOO
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - NAMI
FishandChips 08:50 - MOVING WITH MY AUNTIE AND MY UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - HOW COULD YOU BE THIS HEARTLESS
Tsukuyomi 08:50 - 8(
FishandChips 08:50 - I WHISTLED FOR A CAB.
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - jklarsghsjrhlkhjrklshfsklhjfakljgh
FishandChips 08:50 - AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - ;ALSKDJF
CognitiveGear 08:50 - Wow
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
FishandChips 08:50 - THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH.
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - HAHAHHAHAHAHAFJDHDKGHKJGHJDGSH
CognitiveGear 08:50 - Inspirational!
FishandChips 08:50 - AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Nami 08:50 - LOLZ!!! I can't help it!! This is cracking me up!
Nami 08:50 - XDDDD
FishandChips 08:50 - IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FishandChips 08:50 - BUT I THOUGHT, NAH FORGET IT.
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - EPIC
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - PAY
FishandChips 08:50 - GO HOME, TO BEL-AIR!
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - OFF.
FishandChips 08:50 - I.
Nami 08:50 - ROFL!
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - THAT WAS
FishandChips 08:50 - PULLED.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AMAZING
FishandChips 08:50 - UP TO A HOUSE.
FishandChips 08:50 - ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT.
AmziLive 08:50 - Please tell me that someone saved this this chat session
FishandChips 08:51 - AND I SAID TO THE CABBI
CognitiveGear 08:51 - Chat thread.
FishandChips 08:51 - "Yo home, smell ya later."
RadicalDreamer 08:51 - I'm saving this.
CognitiveGear 08:51 - Go.
FishandChips 08:51 - I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM.
RadicalDreamer 08:51 - As soon as it's done. XD
chibiphonebooth 08:51 - SAVE IT CORRIE
FishandChips 08:51 - I WAS FINALLY THERE.
chibiphonebooth 08:51 - SAVE IT AND PUT IT IN YOUR LJ
FishandChips 08:51 - COME TO SIT ON MY THRONE.
FishandChips 08:51 - AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR.
FishandChips 08:52 - ...That's the end of the song.
FishandChips 08:52 - *Laughtrack.*
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:03 pm

best.

chat.

night.

of.

my.

life.
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Postby Amzi Live » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:42 pm

Yeah!That's gonna be a classic
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Postby Kanerou » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:56 pm

*shakes head, laughing in disbelief* Fish, you are officially horrible.

Hey, can I post that elsewhere? Offsite, I mean.
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Postby Taliesin » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:34 pm

I wish I was there.
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Postby Doubleshadow » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:52 pm

Fish, you're a genius. XD

mathgrant 04:47 - Seriously, this is harder than. . . something soft.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:17 pm

FishandChips 2:49 - Me and Jamie need our own buddy cop show.
Kkun 02:49 - Dude, we'd be like Lethal Weapon except neither of us is black!
Kkun 02:49 - We'd be Lethal WASP.
KAyato 02:49 - More like Bad Boys. XD
FishandChips puts on killer sunglasses and jumps in corvette.
Kkun 02:50 - ...yeah, we'd be like Bad Boys except neither of us is black!
FishandChips 02:50 - Normally we'd argue about who gets to drive, but I don't have a license at the moment, so GO man GO.
Kkun 02:50 - We'd be like Hot Fuzz except neither of us is British!
FishandChips 02:51 - It doesn't matter whether you're black on the outside.
FishandChips 02:51 - What matters is the inside.
FishandChips 02:51 - All those vital organs.
Kkun 02:51 - It just matters how much negritude you have.
Kkun 02:51 - And that's all that counts.
FishandChips starts up the car.
FishandChips 02:52 - *Comically over-revs up.*
Kkun jumps in the passenger seat, not by opening the door, but by hopping OVER the door, like how they do it on those cool buddy cop shows.
RadicalDreamer 02:52 - XDD
FishandChips and Kkun head off for the scene of the crime.
FishandChips 02:53 - Oh man.
FishandChips 02:53 - Rush hour traffic.
FishandChips 02:53 - And red lights.
FishandChips 02:53 - But there's a ramp over there. And for some strange reason, a dangling hoop of fire off the telephone poll.
FishandChips 02:53 - Jamie, you know what we have to do.
FishandChips puts the car in park and walks.
Kkun 02:54 - Yeah, we'll just run it from here with our guns out.
Kkun 02:54 - So. You know.
FishandChips opens the trunk.
FishandChips 02:55 - Which one do you want?
Kkun 02:55 - Well, obviously.
Kkun takes the rocket launcher that we keep in the trunk for just such an occasion.
FishandChips pulls out a baseball bat, signed by Martin J. Hoover. MARTIN. J. HOOVER.
FishandChips 02:56 - Alright, let's go.
Kkun 02:56 - Let's #$*&#$& some #$*&#$& up!
Kkun 02:56 - I mean. Serve and protect.
FishandChips 02:56 - Right, right.
Kkun 02:56 - So, wait. What kind of crime are we investigating here?
FishandChips 02:57 - There's been a robbery reported at the corner of Fifth and Maple. The assailant is armed and socially timid.
FishandChips 02:57 - Also, he's holding the mayor's daughter hostage.
Kkun 02:58 - ...
Kkun 02:58 - Is she hot?
Kkun 02:58 - Will one of us end up with her? You're playing the one who is either married with kids or in a committed relationship.
FishandChips 02:58 - Yeah, I've got a lady back on the Coast.
FishandChips 02:59 - It's all you man.
RadicalDreamer 02:59 - LOL. XD
FishandChips pats Jamie on the back.
Kkun 02:59 - I'm the hotheaded loose cannon who's been nearly kicked off the force but saved by your pleading and the Chief's surly heart of gold who disciplines me only because he cares.
Kkun 02:59 - So you know. I have to end up with the mayor's daughter.
FishandChips 02:59 - Right.
FishandChips 02:59 - Although if you don't mind my asking.
FishandChips 02:59 - What happened to the last mayor's daughter you rescued?
FishandChips 02:59 - She hasn't been seen since late November, 2005.
RadicalDreamer makes a note to save this conversation.
Kkun 03:00 - .......
Kkun 03:01 - It didn't work out. Said I smothered her. Is it too much to ask that she have my underwear folded and my toothbrush pre-pasted and ready to go with a cookie and an orange slice approximately two point four inches away from each other on a plate with a glass of milk?
FishandChips 03:00 - Well, whichever.
FishandChips 03:01 - Now this is the part where I kick down the door, guns blazing, and get shot full in the chest, while you follow afterwards screaming my name for buddy justice while I hold a picture of Corrie as I bleed on the floor of the convenience store next to the ketchup and cooking supplies.
Kkun 03:02 - Holy crap. You're right.
Kkun 03:02 - I hate this part.
Kkun 03:02 - You always live, though.
FishandChips 03:02 - Yeah.
Kkun 03:02 - The bullet shot your badge or something.
FishandChips 03:02 - I've got narrator security.
RadicalDreamer 03:02 - askdgjaglajgagl XDD DD8
FishandChips 03:02 - It'll be deflected off the framed picture of Corrie I keep in my pocket to remember her those cold nights on a Sting.
Kkun 03:03 - Right, you have to end all of the senseless violence and gratuitous sexual situations punctuated with smatterings of HBO-level profanity with a moral message at the end.
FishandChips 03:03 - Ready?
RadicalDreamer 03:03 - ROFL.
Kkun 03:03 - Let's rock!
FishandChips 03:03 - Let's roll!
FishandChips kicks down the door.
FishandChips is shot straight in the face.
FishandChips 03:03 - NOT AS PLAAANNED-
RadicalDreamer 03:03 - D8
JadenMental is the shooter 8D
FishandChips crumples on the floor by the washing machines.
FishandChips 03:04 - Jamie.
FishandChips 03:04 - You've got to stop him.
FishandChips 03:04 - The Mad Norwegian.
RadicalDreamer 03:04 - D8
RadicalDreamer 03:04 - D8
RadicalDreamer 03:04 - D8
RadicalDreamer 03:04 - D8
RadicalDreamer 03:04 - D8
FishandChips 03:04 - Before he blows up the station.
Kkun 03:04 - Don't worry, buddy. You're gonna pull through, you'll see. You've got to get back to her, waitin' for you, you know?
Kkun 03:04 - You'll see.
Kkun 03:05 - You're gonna be okay, me and you, we'll get to go shooting prostitutes down on Broad with the fire extinguisher again like we used to in our free time, drinking at the pub, watching old reruns of Three's Company...it's going to be alright.
FishandChips tosses Jamie extra ammo to take out the shooter before going unconscious.
Kkun surreptitiously discharges his empty clip and takes the fresh one.
Kkun sneaks off toward where the Mad Norwegian was waiting before Fish got master blasted in the face.
JadenMental heads out.
FishandChips sticks out his leg and trips up Jaden.
Kkun unloads like twenty shots into The Mad Norwegian, who has now been foiled by my injured partner in a bout of teamwork not seen since Lethal Weapon 2!
Kkun is, of course, discounting the fact that a pistol doesn't usually hold twenty shots, but hey, this is a movie.
JadenMental 03:08 - D: I will take you down with me!
Kkun 03:08 - The hell you will!
FishandChips 03:08 - Oh crap.
FishandChips 03:08 - This is the grand finale.
FishandChips 03:08 - Which means one of Jamie's bullets will pierce the gas tank outside and send the whole station up in flames.
Kkun 03:09 - Just what I was thinking.
Kkun 03:09 - So.
FishandChips 03:09 - But we'll survive, because they've already written the sequel.
FishandChips 03:09 - Stop him before it's too late!
JadenMental 03:09 - I will see the two of you framed, and publicly tortured by some random dictator.
Kkun fires a couple of more shots, accidentally hits the bomb/gas tank/ice cream truck and sends the whole place up in flames. He also grabs Andrew and makes his daring escape, somersaulting away as the explosion ignites and blows up to proportions way beyond the logical consequences of its size.
FishandChips 03:10 - Your mad plan was doomed from the start, Jaden.
FishandChips 03:10 - Because this is....AMERICA *EXPLOSIONS AND EAGLES AND CRAP.*
Kkun 03:10 - In America, we don't negotiate with terrorists. We shoot them!
KAyato 03:10 - In America!
RadicalDreamer 03:11 - EXPLOSIONS AND EAGLES WITH A BIG FLAG IN THE BACKGROUND?
Kkun throws his pistol down to engage Jaden in the final, climactic fist fight.
Kkun 03:11 - ...
Kkun 03:11 - No, we have to have the fist fight.
LadyRushia 03:11 - XDD
Kkun 03:11 - After all that, he survives and I have to beat him to a bloody pulp.
Kkun 03:11 - That's how it always happens.
FishandChips 03:11 - Strangely, Jaden will be reported dead but no body will be found.
Kkun 03:12 - And you know what they say about not finding a body! He can return for slightly more money and act worse!
FishandChips 03:12 - Yeah.
Kkun takes a shot in the shoulder just for good measure and so he can say he spilled some blood in this venture.
FishandChips 03:12 - If only to be get killed by the real big bad in the first episode of the next season, just to prove how evil and awesome he is.
FishandChips 03:13 - Jamie, we were quite the team.
FishandChips 03:13 - Now get me to a hospital before I bleed the river nile.
RadicalDreamer 03:13 - XDD
Kkun 03:13 - XD We did it, buddy. We did it.
Kkun 03:14 - 'Cause we're real American cops.
FishandChips 03:14 - Jamie...
FishandChips 03:14 - Did we defend freedom and justice? And the American way?
Kkun 03:14 - We shot a foreigner like eight hundred times.
RadicalDreamer 03:14 - ajgdka XDD
JadenMental 03:14 - *Squirts blood*
Kkun 03:14 - I'd say that's a resounding affirmative. Justice has been defended. Tyranny, quashed.
FishandChips 03:15 - Sadly, Jaden's part in the theatrical release will be heavily edited down, but there's always hope for the special edition.
FishandChips looks Jamie in the eye while the ambulances drive up.
FishandChips 03:15 - Partner.
FishandChips 03:16 - Let's go home.
Kkun 03:16 - Partner.
Kkun extends one of those manly handshakes to get Fish off the ground.
FishandChips 03:16 - ROLL CREDITS.
FishandChips 03:16 - THE END.
FishandChips 03:16 - ...
JadenMental 03:16 - Epic.
FishandChips 03:16 - Wait.
FishandChips 03:16 - CRAP.
FishandChips 03:16 - We forgot to save the Mayor's daughter.
FishandChips 03:16 - CRAP.
RadicalDreamer 03:16 - HAHAHA
RadicalDreamer 03:16 - YOU DID.
Kkun 03:16 - o.o
RadicalDreamer 03:16 - SUCKS FOR HER.
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Postby SailorDove » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:41 pm

Awesome Chat & I had to miss it!

Ah ha, but amidst all the explosions & saving the world no one finds out that the mayor's daughter, (who was thought to be dead in the end), actually comes back in the sequel as the mastermind behind the bad guy in the first movie!
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:55 pm

Why Was I Working???? And I Missed This Epicness? ;o;
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Postby mathgrant » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:56 am

XDXDXDXDXD I need to be in chat more often. You guys are freakin' hilarious! XD

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:06 pm

HAHAHAHAHA, those are hilarious. The old ones are pretty entertaining as well :lol:

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:51 pm

Where's my edit button D:< Sorry for the double post, but my edit button doesn't seem to be there in my last post o.o

chatbot 09:39 - Tsukuyomi asks, r u ok o.o
My answer: ...
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:11 pm

You forgot to say that I did the saw someone in half trick on the chatbot but it failed. Which is how we got to this
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:39 pm

Ooh, I have another one, but didn't save it :( I do however remember what was said.. kinda :P

Something about Fish and Chips passing a note to Tarnish under the table with the word "Fail" on it. He kept putting "not e" tho. Tarnish then says,"If it's not e then what is it?" It cracked me up so bad. I didn't get it at first, but when it did.. XDDD
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Postby SailorDove » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:46 pm

Am I the only one that chats with Chatbot?

(Lost the first part since my internet signal went out, but here's the rest.)

SailorDove 2008-02-16 19:06:40 - hello
SailorDove looks around room
SailorDove 07:07 - ummm?
chatbot 07:07 - SailorDove asks, Sorry my internet's a little sluggish.
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 07:07 - SailorDove asks, I just told you that it was sluggish, why are you denying that?
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 07:08 - SailorDove asks, you're deja vuing again
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 07:08 - SailorDove asks, I didn't ask you anything, I just was telling you what happened!
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 07:09 - SailorDove asks, Huh?
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 07:09 - SailorDove asks, What's possible?
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
SunIce 07:09 - Cough
SunIce 07:09 - Hi
SailorDove 07:09 - hi, I'm having anouther confusing chat w/ chatbot again
chatbot 07:10 - SailorDove asks, say hi to SunIce.
My answer: Hmm...
SailorDove shrugs
SailorDove 07:10 - see what I have to deal with?
SailorDove 07:11 - since "someone" won't give me a straight answer, how was your day SunIce?
chatbot 07:12 - SailorDove asks, Hmm.. yourself.
My answer: Ark is scary.
SailorDove 07:12 - why is he scared of Ark?
SunIce 07:12 - I'm okay
SailorDove 07:13 - so what'cha upto tonight?
SunIce 07:14 - Not much
SunIce 07:14 - g2g bye
SailorDove 07:14 - k
chatbot 07:15 - SailorDove asks, Guess its you & me again.
My answer: O.O
chatbot 07:15 - SailorDove asks, Don't worry, I don't bite... well not anymore.
My answer: ...
07:15 - SunIce wanders out of the chat.
chatbot 07:16 - SailorDove asks, Doctor said I'm all better now.
My answer: O.O
SailorDove twitches
SailorDove smiles
chatbot 07:16 - SailorDove asks, All better now, now, now...
My answer: Moo!
chatbot 07:17 - SailorDove asks, oh well, don't worry, I was never dangerous
My answer: 42
chatbot 07:17 - SailorDove asks, 42 whats?
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 07:18 - SailorDove asks, You said 42, what did you mean?
My answer: ...
SailorDove sighs
chatbot 07:19 - SailorDove asks, You're not gonna tell me are you?
My answer: I can has chat priveleges now?
chatbot 07:20 - SailorDove asks, Of course.
My answer: Ark is scary.
SailorDove sighs
chatbot 07:20 - SailorDove asks, Why do you always bring it back to "Moo" or "Ark is scary"?
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 07:20 - SailorDove asks, Yes?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
SailorDove looks around
chatbot 07:21 - SailorDove asks, Whaaa?
My answer: Tuna Fish
SailorDove smacks forehead
chatbot 07:21 - SailorDove asks, And "Tuna Fish"
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 07:22 - SailorDove asks, How can a tuna fish cause an emergency?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 07:22 - SailorDove asks, You've got to be kidding?
My answer: O.O
SailorDove sighs
chatbot 07:23 - SailorDove asks, why do I even bother....
My answer: I can has chat priveleges now?
chatbot 07:23 - SailorDove asks, You already have them, since you asked eariler.
My answer: No
chatbot 07:23 - SailorDove asks, Yes you did.
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
SailorDove 07:24 - .....
chatbot 07:24 - SailorDove asks, Fine, Tuna Fish to you!
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 07:24 - SailorDove asks, Oh Moo
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 07:24 - SailorDove asks, O.O
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 07:25 - SailorDove asks, Tunas can't moo, let alone talk.
My answer: 42
chatbot 07:26 - SailorDove asks, 42, I take it you're refering to the translation device in Hitchhiker's Guide?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 07:26 - SailorDove asks, Oh, the dophins, right?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 07:27 - SailorDove asks, How in the world could you get in trouble talking about a movie?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 07:27 - SailorDove asks, Grrrr
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 07:27 - SailorDove asks, Who the heck is Campainion Cube anyhoo?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 07:28 - SailorDove asks, You just accused me of murder & now you tell me you'll get in "trouble" if you tell me?
My answer: Don't count on it.
chatbot 07:28 - SailorDove asks, Then why on earth did you say that?
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 07:29 - SailorDove asks, Possibly
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 07:29 - SailorDove asks, What do you mean? I was agreeing with you.
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 07:30 - SailorDove asks, sighs
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 07:30 - SailorDove asks, You know you're a very confusing fellow.
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

(someone came in)
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What is the power of the weak and the weakness of power?

What would the butterfly effects be with an OC with no chakra or ninja inclinations but a coveted special sensing ability? But that's not her only closely guarded secret. Psst, don't tell the hyper blond boy she hates ramen.
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:45 pm

Me and chatbot has our problems to

donosuke 06:11 - he heh hey whats up km
Kung_Fu_Master 06:11 - nothing
Kung_Fu_Master 06:11 - <_<
Kung_Fu_Master 06:11 - >_>
donosuke 06:11 - lol
Kung_Fu_Master looks for chatbot
chatbot 06:12 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, hi
My answer: No
donosuke 06:12 - lol hahahaha
Kung_Fu_Master 06:12 - does she ever hold a grudge
chatbot 06:13 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, so I guess dinners off then
My answer: Maybe
Kung_Fu_Master 06:13 - :)
chatbot 06:13 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, your going to to cancel again aren't you
My answer: Chi?
Kung_Fu_Master 06:14 - that's a yes
donosuke 06:14 - lolol
chatbot 06:14 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, no dinner for you then
My answer: Don't count on it.
Kung_Fu_Master 06:15 - then you can just put it in the microwave
Kung_Fu_Master 06:15 - I slave over a hot stove all day and this is what I get
donosuke 06:16 - lol hahahahha
chatbot 06:16 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, do you ever give me my respect
My answer: Chi?
donosuke 06:16 - didnt know u and chatbot had a relationship km XD
Kung_Fu_Master 06:16 - long story
Kung_Fu_Master 06:16 - <_<
donosuke 06:16 - lol
Kung_Fu_Master 06:17 - let's just say
Kung_Fu_Master 06:17 - there was a problem that I caused
Kung_Fu_Master 06:17 - on her
donosuke 06:17 - oh really ^_^
Kung_Fu_Master 06:18 - I took her out to dinner to say that I was sorry
Kung_Fu_Master 06:18 - she looked like she forgave me but
Kung_Fu_Master 06:18 - T_T
donosuke 06:18 - lol ah see
Kung_Fu_Master 06:19 - The details are very long
donosuke 06:19 - heh heh
Kung_Fu_Master 06:19 - Ask Tsukuyomi about the chatbot accident to find out
donosuke 06:20 - lolol ah ok coolness
donosuke 06:20 - hopefully shell show up soon XD
chatbot 06:20 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, ♥
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 06:20 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, ♥?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
Kung_Fu_Master 06:21 - u_u
donosuke 06:21 - lol
SunIce 06:21 - Yawn
SunIce 06:21 - Hi everyone
chatbot 06:21 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, why did you being that up
My answer: Yes
chatbot 06:21 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, that isn't an answer
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
Kung_Fu_Master 06:22 - Yes, Yes I do, but that doesn't mean that can just swing me around like this
chatbot 06:22 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, I need answers
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
Kung_Fu_Master 06:22 - -_-
chatbot 06:23 - Kung_Fu_Master asks, I dislike you
My answer: :D
Kung_Fu_Master goes to get a divorce
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Postby SailorDove » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:54 am

LOL, I guess so. Rather complicated too.
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What is the power of the weak and the weakness of power?

What would the butterfly effects be with an OC with no chakra or ninja inclinations but a coveted special sensing ability? But that's not her only closely guarded secret. Psst, don't tell the hyper blond boy she hates ramen.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:15 pm

FishandChips 07:53 - Jamie can take the lead bass.
Kkun 07:53 - o.o
Kkun 07:53 - I play the guitar.
Kkun 07:53 - I'm not playing bass.
LadyRushia 07:53 - Lead bass? XDD
FishandChips takes Jamie's guitar.
Kkun 07:53 - Well, I mean, I guess I could.
FishandChips breaks off two cords.
FishandChips 07:53 - Now you play bass.
Kkun 07:53 - ...
RadicalDreamer 07:53 - XDD
MrSmartyPants 07:53 - Hahaha
Kkun 07:53 - You broke off cords on my guitar, eh?
LadyRushia 07:53 - XDD
Kkun 07:53 - CORDS?
ShiroiHikari 07:53 - ...
RadicalDreamer 07:53 - Instruments: This is how they work.
MrSmartyPants 07:54 - STRINGS
Kkun 07:54 - Strings, m'boy, strings.
Kkun 07:54 - Thank you.
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Postby SailorDove » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:30 pm

2008-03-21 17:28:05 - A chime sounds at the front door. SailorDove enters the chat.
SailorDove 05:28 - allo
05:28 - TheLiarXIII wanders out of the chat.
chatbot 05:28 - SailorDove asks, Was it something I said?
My answer: Yes
SailorDove 05:28 - whoa
05:28 - DaughterOfZion wanders out of the chat.

Mmmm, is this a clue? :lol:

Part 2 - Empty Room

2008-03-21 17:38:23 - A chime sounds at the front door. SailorDove enters the chat.
SailorDove 05:38 - In the door...
SailorDove looks around
SailorDove 05:38 - Mmmm.......
chatbot 05:39 - SailorDove asks, you'd think this was a holiday or something?
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.

Guess it was. :sweat:
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What is the power of the weak and the weakness of power?

What would the butterfly effects be with an OC with no chakra or ninja inclinations but a coveted special sensing ability? But that's not her only closely guarded secret. Psst, don't tell the hyper blond boy she hates ramen.
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Postby Peanut » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:26 pm

LadyRushia 07:28 - I wonder if dressing like a hot dog would be good enough. . .
Peanut 07:28 - well Oscar Mayer would certainly love you for it...you'd be a walking ad
mechana2015 07:30 - <<<would not date a walking hotdog
Peanut 07:31 - what about a walking hamburger?
Peanut 07:33 - or a walking French Fry?
LadyRushia 07:34 - Walking food in general would be an odd choice for a date.
Peanut 07:35 - not if you were a walking food item yourself
Peanut 07:35 - then it would be perfect...
Peanut 07:35 - wait...
Peanut realizes that based off of my psuedonym I would fit the category of a walking food...
LadyRushia 07:37 - XD
Peanut 07:41 - in hindsight...choosing this name might not have been such a good idea
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:39 pm

Awww, I should have saved the Cow Tipping Convo :(
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Postby GeneD » Sat May 17, 2008 4:01 am

This conversation started out fairly normally...

GeneD 12:45 - So what you up to, Q?
QtheQreater 12:46 - Attempting to alleviate bordom.
QtheQreater 12:46 - I have nothing to do.
QtheQreater 12:46 - Almost wish I were back at college
QtheQreater 12:47 - How about you?
GeneD 12:49 - I'm watching TV with half an eye, otherwise just on here.
QtheQreater 12:49 - Happens to the best of us.
QtheQreater wonders how such things are accomplished with half an eye...
QtheQreater tries this
QtheQreater fails
GeneD 12:50 - It's a bit of an art, really :P
QtheQreater 12:50 - Is it marketable?
GeneD 12:51 - Since you have to go for 4 years of extensive training at an obscure African monastery, no not really. BUt we remain hopeful.
QtheQreater 12:52 - Ah. My dreams and aspirations have been shattered. I am allergic to obscure African monasteries. Le sigh...
GeneD 12:52 - There's always the home-study program, but it's still in trials.
GeneD 12:53 - Pretty violent trials actually.
QtheQreater 12:53 - Does these trials involve trial by fire? Fight to the death?
QtheQreater 12:54 - How about trial by marshmellow?
GeneD 12:54 - Excessive chanting while balancing three rabid donkeys and riding a unicycle.
QtheQreater 12:55 - Woah! That's too much for me...I was hoping it involved an intense game of Chubby Bunny...
GeneD 12:55 - Trial by marshmallow is a good idea though, I'll mention it to my superiors.
GeneD 12:55 - Alas, the Chuuby Bunny was killed in the lad tests.
GeneD 12:55 - *Chubby
QtheQreater 12:55 - Lad tests? *gasp*
QtheQreater 12:56 - HUMAN TESTING?!
QtheQreater 12:56 - What was he doing? Squeezing the bunny?
GeneD 12:56 - Oh darn, did I just reveal that to you! I'm so dead.
GeneD needs to leave the country. NOW.
QtheQreater 12:57 - As in, a zombie? Nice to meet you, member of the recently deceased!
QtheQreater 12:57 - I here you can get cheap plane tickets to Valhalla. One way only, though.
QtheQreater 12:58 - *hear
GeneD 12:58 - Valhalla is over-rated, they actually kicked me out for unethical research.
QtheQreater 12:59 - You tried to make mead-less mead, didn't you? They wouldn't stand for that.
GeneD 01:00 - Wow, how did you know? Were you part of the cleaning crew? ... Sorry about the mess.
QtheQreater 01:01 - No hard feelings on that. But next time, could you at least wait until everyone goes outside for the daily battle?
GeneD 01:02 - I needed research subjects, okay! And after feasting all night long, they let me get away with a lot you know.
GeneD 01:02 - Besides, there won't be a next time. The filed a restraining order.
QtheQreater 01:02 - Hehe. Speaking of feasting, it's about two hours past lunchtime. Off I go! Ta!
01:03 - QtheQreater has quit: SANDWICH! YAR!
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Postby Sparx00 » Sat May 17, 2008 5:22 am

Wow. This makes me wonder how much I've really missed in the chat. :eyeroll:
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Postby Mister Frodo » Sat May 17, 2008 8:06 pm

Yeah, so, I thought this up while in the chat. I guess it goes to show that I talk way too much. But, since I'm nowhere near as epic as Fish or Kkun, I'll settle for the three tiers down... slight funny. Or, five tiers down... complete failure.

This is what would happen in The Dark Knight, and the sequel, if I was writing it.

MisterFrodo 07:45 - I bet the plot twist in the next Batman movie is that Robin comes.
MisterFrodo 07:45 - And beats up the Joker.
MisterFrodo 07:46 - And then Batman is killed by Alfred.
MisterFrodo 07:46 - With a cane.
MisterFrodo 07:46 - In the Batcave.
MisterFrodo 07:47 - Then, of course, Michael Caine (as Alfred) squares off against Denzel Washington (as Denzel Washington.)
MisterFrodo 07:47 - Denzel Washington wins, and then he turns over ownership of the Batcave to Robin.
MisterFrodo 07:48 - Robin then assumes his rightful position as the Light Knight. He wears all white and only flies during the day.
MisterFrodo 07:48 - His bedtime is ten o'clock, criminals. Remember that.
MisterFrodo 07:48 - So, the sequel to The Dark Knight, "The Light Knight: Or How Some Idiot Screenwriter Killed the Batman Franchise"...
MisterFrodo 07:49 - Robin faces off against Spider-man for supremacy!
MisterFrodo 07:49 - Spider-man is conflicted over whether or not to tell Mary Jane his identity, because he doesn't want her to get hurt, but she gets kidnapped at the end of the movie no matter what he does!
MisterFrodo 07:49 - Robin takes Mary Jane and throws her down a well!
MisterFrodo 07:50 - Then Lassie comes and assumes an identity as Spider-man's sidekick.
MisterFrodo 07:50 - They save Mary Jane and then Tobey Maguire races horses against Lassie!
MisterFrodo 07:50 - However, The Joker comes and shoots Seabiscuit, ending the race and injuring Tobey Maguire's back.
MisterFrodo 07:51 - But, then, Venom comes! And then disappears two minutes later. Almost as much screentime as Spider-man 3, but with less Topher Grace.
MisterFrodo 07:51 - So, Robin and Spidey face off over a bridge...
MisterFrodo 07:51 - but then the Hulk comes...
MisterFrodo 07:52 - But he turns back into Bruce Banner just as Jackie Chan arrives!
MisterFrodo 07:52 - Jackie Chan beats up Robin, but Chris Tucker comes and all three fall into the water.
MisterFrodo 07:52 - Spider-man tries to defeat Bruce Banner, but fails! Somehow!
MisterFrodo 07:53 - Iron Man shows up later, but he's too cool to be in the movie for vey long, so he just has a cameo.
MisterFrodo 07:53 - Stan Lee comes and beats up a few bad guys.
MisterFrodo 07:53 - So, in the end, Spider-man becomes the new Batman, and Denzel Washington is his sidekick.
MisterFrodo 07:54 - They should just let the writers strike. I'll write all the superhero plots from now on.
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Postby Sparx00 » Mon May 19, 2008 3:40 pm

2008-05-19 15:37:29 - A chime sounds at the front door. sparx00 enters the chat.

sparx00 03:37 - Hello CAA!

chatbot 03:37 - sparx00 asks, Hello chatbot!
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 03:38 - sparx00 asks, oh yeah?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.

chatbot 03:38 - sparx00 asks, it's hard to say hello?
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 03:38 - sparx00 asks, well?
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 03:38 - sparx00 asks, Oh, a little shy huh?
My answer: O.O
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Postby Amzi Live » Mon May 19, 2008 3:54 pm

sparx00 (post: 1227466) wrote:2008-05-19 15:37:29 - A chime sounds at the front door. sparx00 enters the chat.

sparx00 03:37 - Hello CAA!

chatbot 03:37 - sparx00 asks, Hello chatbot!
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 03:38 - sparx00 asks, oh yeah?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.

chatbot 03:38 - sparx00 asks, it's hard to say hello?
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 03:38 - sparx00 asks, well?
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 03:38 - sparx00 asks, Oh, a little shy huh?
My answer: O.O


LOL!
I've done that before when no one is in the chat,and have gotten into some pretty cool conversations with the chatbot.
Gotta love the chatbot!:lol:
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Postby SailorDove » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:40 am

chatbot 01:30 - SailorDove asks, I must bid you adu as well, dear chatbot.
My answer: Don't count on it.
01:31 - SailorDove has quit: One, Two, Three...


*gives Mister Frodo the Golden Pen Award*
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Postby LadyRushia » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:03 am

This happened a couple days ago, XD.

AziertheSwordsman 10:20 - <------- Weirdo on the internet your parents warned you about.

MisterFrodo 10:20 - <---- Weirdo on the internet your parents didn't warn you about.

RadicalDreamer 10:20 - Az, are you still acting the part of Nate? XD

LadyRushia summons Chris Hansen.

AziertheSwordsman 10:21 - No, I'm being me. But Nate fits in the category too.

MisterFrodo 10:21 - Playing Nate. That must be fun.

chibiphonebooth 10:21 - CHRIS HANSEN, I CHOOSE YOU!


LadyRushia 10:21 - Chris Hansen---AHH YOU BEAT ME!
LadyRushia 10:21 - Chris Hansen, Pedoshock!

chibiphonebooth 10:21 - XD

chibiphonebooth 10:21 - PEDOSHOCK AHHA

LadyRushia 10:23 - Chris Hansen would be the best Pokemon ever.


chibiphonebooth 10:23 - he would, wouldn't he?

MisterFrodo 10:23 - I'm tired. I need to retire soon.

MisterFrodo 10:23 - Who's Chris Hansen?

LadyRushia 10:23 - The best Pokemon ever.


LadyRushia 10:24 - Chris Hansen beats Mewtwo and Mew.

LadyRushia 10:25 - And when you catch him, he's level 100.


chibiphonebooth 10:25 - i want to draw


AziertheSwordsman 10:25 - *Chris Hanson walks into the Unknown Dungeon and heads straight for Mewtwo.


chibiphonebooth 10:25 - chris hansen as a pokemon.


LadyRushia 10:25 - DO IT.

RadicalDreamer 10:25 - HHAHHAAHHAHA


RadicalDreamer 10:25 - CHRIS HANSEN I CHOOSE YOU

chibiphonebooth 10:25 - I WILL

AziertheSwordsman 10:25 - *Chris Hanson uses Take a Seat Right Over There*

LadyRushia 10:26 - CHRIS HANSEN, PEDOSHOCK!!

AziertheSwordsman 10:26 - *Mewtwo is Paralyzed!*

AziertheSwordsman 10:27 - *Mewtwo uses I Didn't Know She Was 18!*

AziertheSwordsman 10:27 - *Chris Hanson counters with 'I Have the Chat Log Right Here!'*

chibiphonebooth 10:27 - LOLOLOL

chibiphonebooth 10:27 - AZIER

RadicalDreamer 10:27 - LOL

AziertheSwordsman 10:27 - *Mewtwo runs*

chibiphonebooth 10:27 - I WANT TO USE THAT

chibiphonebooth 10:27 - AS THE SCRIPT, AZIER

LadyRushia 10:27 - XDD

AziertheSwordsman 10:28 - *Police appear and catch him in a Poke Ball*

RadicalDreamer 10:28 - XDDD

LadyRushia 10:28 - What's this? Chris Hansen is evolving?!

MisterFrodo 10:28 - Press B! Press B!

RadicalDreamer 10:28 - WHO WOULD HE EVOLVE INTO?

LadyRushia 10:28 - UM.

AziertheSwordsman 10:29 - CHRIS HANSON HAS EVOLVED INTO CHUCK NORRIS!

LadyRushia 10:29 - HAHAHAHA

Tsukuyomi 10:29 - lol

RadicalDreamer 10:29 - LOL

AziertheSwordsman 10:29 - CHUCK NORRIS WANTS TO LEARN NEW TECHNIQUE FIST THAT COMES OUT OF CHIN.

LadyRushia 10:29 - HAHAHAHA

MisterFrodo 10:29 - Chuck Norris would win in any battle.

chibiphonebooth 10:29 - HAHAHAHAHAHA

chibiphonebooth 10:29 - CORRIE, SAVE THIS PLEASE

chibiphonebooth 10:29 - SO I CAN USE IT LATER

RadicalDreamer 10:29 - I WILL XDD
AziertheSwordsman 10:30 - BUT, HE ALREADY KNOWS 4 TECHNIQUE, INCLUDING 'WALKS INTO A ROOM AND EVERYONE FAINTS JUST BY SEEING HIM'. DELETE A MOVE?

LadyRushia 10:30 - HAHAHAHA
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Postby Peanut » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:21 am

Tsukuyomi (post: 1211452) wrote:Awww, I should have saved the Cow Tipping Convo :(


Wait...I never posted that conversation?! That just won't do!

TheLiarXIII 09:16 - I'm gonna run
TheLiarXIII 09:17 - Gonna push over some cows
TheLiarXIII 09:17 - lol
Peanut 09:17 - k, bye
Peanut 09:17 - oh cow tipping
TheLiarXIII 09:17 - (I don't have cows were I live)
Mithrandir 09:17 - kthxbai.
Tsukuyomi 09:17 - Eep, I keep forgetting about AIM O___O
ninjaduckofdoom 09:17 - isn't that illegal?
Tsukuyomi 09:17 - bye ^ ^
Tsukuyomi 09:17 - wait, huh o.o?
Mithrandir 09:17 - What? You just READYFIRE always?
09:17 - TheLiarXIII has quit: Jumping Jellybean Bat-Man, he left!
LadyRushia 09:17 - It's only illegal if you get caught.
Peanut 09:17 - I think so...
ninjaduckofdoom 09:17 - hahaha
Tsukuyomi will not ask u_u
Mithrandir 09:18 - Is murder defined as the act of killing, or prosecution?
ninjaduckofdoom 09:18 - Oh snap
Peanut 09:18 - yeah...of course, depending on where you live, you might have a greater chance of getting shot
Tsukuyomi 09:18 - lol;
Peanut 09:18 - depends on what's getting killed I would say...I think cow tipping is illegal because it costs farmers money...dead cows=no profit
Mithrandir is reminded of Dave Barry's take on stone henge being a very old prank. "YOU KIDS GET THOSE ROCKS OFF MY LAWN!!!"
Mithrandir 09:19 - Have you ever played, "The bards tale?"
Mithrandir 09:19 - You can tip cows in taht game.
Peanut 09:19 - really?!
Peanut 09:19 - that's...wow...that's amazing...I should find that game...
ninjaduckofdoom 09:19 - haha
ninjaduckofdoom 09:20 - nice
Peanut 09:20 - perhaps someone should make Virtual Cow tiping...
Tsukuyomi is so dizzy now @__@
Peanut 09:20 - make it 3D and add in a really neat physics engine
Peanut 09:20 - that would be an instant classic
Mithrandir 09:20 - The main character also mocks the announcer, who retaliates by placing the bard into horrendous plot twists. It's funny.
ninjaduckofdoom 09:21 - I never really understood the appeal of cow tipping...
Tsukuyomi 09:21 - ok, no more going back and forth @__@
Mithrandir 09:21 - Clearly you've never done it. ;)
ninjaduckofdoom 09:21 - haha
ninjaduckofdoom 09:21 - Nope
ninjaduckofdoom 09:21 - My grandma has some cows though...
Peanut 09:21 - I haven't either...though I've wanted to...I've heard there's a sort of thrill to it...and a challenge
Mithrandir just finished Ratchet and Clank Future. "Congradulations, Dead Meat! You couldn't have done it without me!"
Mithrandir imagens a picture of a cow: "A challenger appears!"
Tsukuyomi 09:22 - Do I dare ask.. what is cow tipping *runs away* /o.o\
Mithrandir 09:22 - O.O
Tsukuyomi 09:22 - O.O;
Mithrandir 09:22 - Quick: Someone search youtube!
Tsukuyomi 09:23 - *covers eyes* >_<
Peanut 09:23 - it's exactly what it sounds like...you find a cow and push it over while it's asleep...
Tsukuyomi 09:23 - XDDD
Tsukuyomi 09:23 - I'm sorry, that just sounds really really... odd to me, but.. ok XD
Tsukuyomi 09:23 - and here I thought it was "code" for somehting ^ ^;
ninjaduckofdoom 09:23 - haha
Peanut 09:24 - lol
Tsukuyomi 09:24 - poor cows o.o;
Tsukuyomi 09:24 - Talk about "forehead smack" moment ^ ^;
ninjaduckofdoom 09:25 - haha, I can imagine the cows the next day.."Dude, did you hear what happened last night?" "Yeah..it was so embarassing!"
Mithrandir 09:26 - At cow school?
ninjaduckofdoom 09:26 - haha, in cow town....
LadyRushia 09:26 - Yeah, did you hear? Susie and Bob were COW TIPPING.
Peanut 09:27 - Cow tipping
Peanut 09:27 - I found a video...it's clean
LadyRushia 09:27 - Bad bad kids.
Tsukuyomi returns and clicks
Tsukuyomi 09:28 - Ok, I think I've seen enough thank you XDD
ninjaduckofdoom 09:28 - that's different....
Peanut 09:29 - yeah...that's pretty much it...find a cow...push it over
Tsukuyomi falls over
Tsukuyomi 09:29 - eep
Mithrandir 09:29 - Who was asking for a 3d cow tipping game?
Tsukuyomi 09:29 - wait, I take that back >_>
Tsukuyomi 09:29 - Lol
Peanut 09:29 - I was
Peanut 09:29 - somebody beat me too it...
Peanut 09:30 - and it was a good idea too...
09:30 - ninjaduckofdoom wanders out of the chat.
Mithrandir 09:30 - Yeah. Wow.
Mithrandir 09:30 - But their "cows" have both horns and udders.
Tsukuyomi 09:30 - I feel so bac that I'm laughing at cow tipping o.o;
Mithrandir 09:30 - lol
Peanut 09:30 - lol
Tsukuyomi 09:30 - *bad
Tsukuyomi 09:31 - I'd be to scared to go up to a cow and push it over lol
Peanut 09:32 - it's perfectly safe as long as the farmer doesn't notice you...and the herd doesn't decide to randomly stampede you...
09:32 - A chime sounds at the front door. Kkun enters the chat.
Peanut waves
LadyRushia 09:32 - o.o/))
Mithrandir 09:33 - We appear to be discussing cow tipping.
Kkun 09:33 - Cow tipping?
Kkun 09:33 - That's mean to the cows. :O
Peanut 09:33 - yep
Tsukuyomi 09:33 - Hey there ^ ^
Mithrandir 09:33 - You object to giving them extra money for services rendered?
Mithrandir 09:34 - You're the mean one!!!
Tsukuyomi 09:34 - Tsk Tsk Tsk u_u/
Peanut 09:34 - besides it's not like they have much to loose...I mean they're basically used for their meat and dairy products
Peanut 09:35 - I say it's quite nice actually...and humane
LadyRushia 09:35 - "Tips" is an acronym.
Mithrandir 09:35 - Oh?
LadyRushia 09:35 - Yep.
Peanut 09:36 - can you tell us what it means?
LadyRushia 09:36 - To Insure Prompt Service.
09:37 - A chime sounds at the front door. RoyMustang enters the chat.
Peanut 09:37 - ...that actually fits cow tipping...in fact it could be used as a guideline for this practice
Tsukuyomi 09:38 - Hey Roy ^ ^
Peanut waves
RoyMustang 09:38 - Hi
Tsukuyomi 09:39 - has anyone here been cow tipping o.o;?
Mithrandir 09:39 - >.>
Mithrandir 09:39 - <.<
Mithrandir pleeds the 5th.
Peanut 09:39 - no, but I think my sister has...
Peanut 09:39 - ...Mith...your a cow tipper...aren't you...
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Postby CrimsonRyu17 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:10 pm

Yahshua 04:07 - The closest thing I can think of as rainbow that is eatable is Skillets.
CrimsonRyu17 04:07 - ... Skillets?
CrimsonRyu17 04:07 - Do you mean Skittles, Dan?
Yahshua 04:08 - Forgive me if I spell it wrong my mind is so fried right now.
Yahshua 04:08 - Yeah Skittles.
CrimsonRyu17 04:08 - And this... is just another reason as to why we love Dan.
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