PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:02 pm
FishandChips 08:42 - I was born in a Russian fishing village.
FishandChips 08:42 - The village elder was a cruel man.
FishandChips 08:42 - He worked us in the mines.
FishandChips 08:42 - I knew we had to escape.
FishandChips 08:42 - That's what you'd think Amzi.
FishandChips 08:42 - But you'd be wrong.
FishandChips 08:42 - So one night.
FishandChips 08:42 - We snuck out.
FishandChips 08:43 - Me and my 67 brothers and sisters.
FishandChips 08:43 - Half of us died on the way to Lithuania.
chibiphonebooth 08:43 - i'm so glad you escaped, fish
FishandChips 08:43 - From frostbite.
FishandChips 08:43 - And starvation.
RadicalDreamer 08:43 - That's a tragic story.
AmziLive 08:43 - LOL!
FishandChips 08:43 - When we finally reached the boarder.
chibiphonebooth 08:43 - i'm sorry that happened to you
FishandChips 08:43 - We realized we didn't have the necessary papers.
FishandChips 08:43 - So we drew straws.
FishandChips 08:43 - So that one of us would run out.
CognitiveGear 08:44 - This story makes me a sad panda.
FishandChips 08:44 - And take the bullets from the guard.
AmziLive 08:44 - xD
FishandChips 08:44 - Until he ran out of ammo.
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - LOL
CognitiveGear 08:44 - Being a sad panda makes me angry. B[
FishandChips 08:44 - It was down to 4 of us by then.
RadicalDreamer 08:44 - SAVANNAH
RadicalDreamer 08:44 - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING
RadicalDreamer 08:44 - THIS IS SAD.
FishandChips 08:44 - But we overpowered him and went into the Ukraine.
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - I'M NOT LAUGHING ABOUT THIS
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - I WAS LAUGHING ABOUT
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - PANDAS.
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - BUT THIS STORY
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - IS SO SAD
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - AND I'M CRYING
FishandChips 08:44 - Eventually, we made our way to West Berlin.
FishandChips 08:44 - Where we were saved by American troops.
CognitiveGear 08:45 - BUT PANDAS MAKE YOU SMILE, NO MATTER WHAT, RIGHT?
FishandChips 08:45 - But when they boarded us on the plane, they only had room for three.
Tsukuyomi wipes away tears u_u
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - :O
FishandChips 08:45 - So my oldest brother had to stay behind.
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:45 - He was shot by a stray bullet after we took off.
FishandChips 08:45 - Then.
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:45 - We crashed why flying over Cuba.
FishandChips 08:45 - I was the sole survivor.
RadicalDreamer 08:45 - ;__;
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - ;o;
Nami 08:45 - umm....wow
FishandChips 08:45 - I had to fight my way through the jungle.
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - how did you get to CA?
FishandChips 08:45 - Until I reached the water.
FishandChips 08:45 - Between Cuba and Florida.
FishandChips 08:46 - I swam as quickly as I could.
chibiphonebooth 08:46 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:46 - Mindful of the sharks.
FishandChips 08:46 - And the Cuban patrols.
Yahshua 08:46 - LOL.
FishandChips 08:46 - Eventually, I reached the tip of Florida.
Tsukuyomi 08:46 - and that is how we came to America u_u
AmziLive 08:46 - Someone please take a screen shot of this
chibiphonebooth 08:46 - didnt you get exausted?
FishandChips 08:46 - Where I looked up my American relatives.
FishandChips 08:46 - I found a name.
FishandChips 08:46 - In California.
CognitiveGear 08:46 - Are you that kid, Alien Gonzalez?
FishandChips 08:46 - So From Florida, I begged enough money to buy a train ticket.
chibiphonebooth 08:47 - :O
Nami 08:47 - this sounds really far fetched XD
FishandChips 08:47 - I boarded a transcontinental express and made my way across this expansive country.
CognitiveGear wonders if anyone else remembers that.
FishandChips 08:47 - Eventually, I reached California.
CognitiveGear 08:47 - Wow.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - I forget his exact name
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - E-something.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - But this story
FishandChips 08:47 - But when I reached the boarder, the train was hijacked.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - has me far too captivated
FishandChips 08:47 - I had to escape out the caboose.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - to care at the moment.
CognitiveGear 08:47 - O.O
chibiphonebooth 08:47 - :OOO
FishandChips 08:47 - So after I got out.
FishandChips 08:48 - I made my way to a payphone.
FishandChips 08:48 - Where I called my Californian relatives.
CognitiveGear 08:48 - DID YOU HAVE A QUARTER?
FishandChips 08:48 - To tell them that I was coming by.
FishandChips 08:48 - I found one in the gutter, Phil.
FishandChips 08:48 - It was dirty, but worth 25 cents.
FishandChips 08:48 - And I called her.
CognitiveGear 08:48 - :O
AmziLive 08:48 - Lol!
RadicalDreamer 08:48 - D8
FishandChips 08:48 - The phone rang for a long time.
chibiphonebooth 08:48 - :O
CognitiveGear 08:48 - Like a miracle.
FishandChips 08:48 - No one picked up.
FishandChips 08:48 - I was about to hang up.
chibiphonebooth 08:48 - amzi, why are you laughing!?
FishandChips 08:48 - When a voice answered.
FishandChips 08:48 - It was her.
FishandChips 08:49 - And she said "Andrew, is that you?"
FishandChips 08:49 - "Yes."
chibiphonebooth 08:49 - :O
RadicalDreamer 08:49 - This isn't a funny story. This is a tragic tale. D8
FishandChips 08:49 - I had finally found some family.
CognitiveGear 08:49 - T_T
chibiphonebooth 08:49 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:49 - And then she told me, to my ear.
FishandChips 08:49 - That apparently, there had been some gang activity around the area.
FishandChips 08:49 - It wasn't safe.
FishandChips 08:49 - So
FishandChips 08:49 - She told me that I couldn't come home.
chibiphonebooth 08:49 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:49 - But instead.
CognitiveGear 08:49 - D:
FishandChips 08:49 - That I was.
Nami rolls on the floor laughing
RadicalDreamer 08:49 - No! D8
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - :OOOOOO
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - NAMI
FishandChips 08:50 - MOVING WITH MY AUNTIE AND MY UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - HOW COULD YOU BE THIS HEARTLESS
Tsukuyomi 08:50 - 8(
FishandChips 08:50 - I WHISTLED FOR A CAB.
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - jklarsghsjrhlkhjrklshfsklhjfakljgh
FishandChips 08:50 - AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - ;ALSKDJF
CognitiveGear 08:50 - Wow
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
FishandChips 08:50 - THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH.
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - HAHAHHAHAHAHAFJDHDKGHKJGHJDGSH
CognitiveGear 08:50 - Inspirational!
FishandChips 08:50 - AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Nami 08:50 - LOLZ!!! I can't help it!! This is cracking me up!
Nami 08:50 - XDDDD
FishandChips 08:50 - IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FishandChips 08:50 - BUT I THOUGHT, NAH FORGET IT.
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - EPIC
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - PAY
FishandChips 08:50 - GO HOME, TO BEL-AIR!
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - OFF.
FishandChips 08:50 - I.
Nami 08:50 - ROFL!
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - THAT WAS
FishandChips 08:50 - PULLED.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AMAZING
FishandChips 08:50 - UP TO A HOUSE.
FishandChips 08:50 - ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT.
AmziLive 08:50 - Please tell me that someone saved this this chat session
FishandChips 08:51 - AND I SAID TO THE CABBI
CognitiveGear 08:51 - Chat thread.
FishandChips 08:51 - "Yo home, smell ya later."
RadicalDreamer 08:51 - I'm saving this.
CognitiveGear 08:51 - Go.
FishandChips 08:51 - I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM.
RadicalDreamer 08:51 - As soon as it's done. XD
chibiphonebooth 08:51 - SAVE IT CORRIE
FishandChips 08:51 - I WAS FINALLY THERE.
chibiphonebooth 08:51 - SAVE IT AND PUT IT IN YOUR LJ
FishandChips 08:51 - COME TO SIT ON MY THRONE.
FishandChips 08:51 - AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR.
FishandChips 08:52 - ...That's the end of the song.
FishandChips 08:52 - *Laughtrack.*
FishandChips 08:42 - The village elder was a cruel man.
FishandChips 08:42 - He worked us in the mines.
FishandChips 08:42 - I knew we had to escape.
FishandChips 08:42 - That's what you'd think Amzi.
FishandChips 08:42 - But you'd be wrong.
FishandChips 08:42 - So one night.
FishandChips 08:42 - We snuck out.
FishandChips 08:43 - Me and my 67 brothers and sisters.
FishandChips 08:43 - Half of us died on the way to Lithuania.
chibiphonebooth 08:43 - i'm so glad you escaped, fish
FishandChips 08:43 - From frostbite.
FishandChips 08:43 - And starvation.
RadicalDreamer 08:43 - That's a tragic story.
AmziLive 08:43 - LOL!
FishandChips 08:43 - When we finally reached the boarder.
chibiphonebooth 08:43 - i'm sorry that happened to you
FishandChips 08:43 - We realized we didn't have the necessary papers.
FishandChips 08:43 - So we drew straws.
FishandChips 08:43 - So that one of us would run out.
CognitiveGear 08:44 - This story makes me a sad panda.
FishandChips 08:44 - And take the bullets from the guard.
AmziLive 08:44 - xD
FishandChips 08:44 - Until he ran out of ammo.
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - LOL
CognitiveGear 08:44 - Being a sad panda makes me angry. B[
FishandChips 08:44 - It was down to 4 of us by then.
RadicalDreamer 08:44 - SAVANNAH
RadicalDreamer 08:44 - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING
RadicalDreamer 08:44 - THIS IS SAD.
FishandChips 08:44 - But we overpowered him and went into the Ukraine.
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - I'M NOT LAUGHING ABOUT THIS
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - I WAS LAUGHING ABOUT
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - PANDAS.
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - BUT THIS STORY
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - IS SO SAD
chibiphonebooth 08:44 - AND I'M CRYING
FishandChips 08:44 - Eventually, we made our way to West Berlin.
FishandChips 08:44 - Where we were saved by American troops.
CognitiveGear 08:45 - BUT PANDAS MAKE YOU SMILE, NO MATTER WHAT, RIGHT?
FishandChips 08:45 - But when they boarded us on the plane, they only had room for three.
Tsukuyomi wipes away tears u_u
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - :O
FishandChips 08:45 - So my oldest brother had to stay behind.
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:45 - He was shot by a stray bullet after we took off.
FishandChips 08:45 - Then.
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:45 - We crashed why flying over Cuba.
FishandChips 08:45 - I was the sole survivor.
RadicalDreamer 08:45 - ;__;
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - ;o;
Nami 08:45 - umm....wow
FishandChips 08:45 - I had to fight my way through the jungle.
chibiphonebooth 08:45 - how did you get to CA?
FishandChips 08:45 - Until I reached the water.
FishandChips 08:45 - Between Cuba and Florida.
FishandChips 08:46 - I swam as quickly as I could.
chibiphonebooth 08:46 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:46 - Mindful of the sharks.
FishandChips 08:46 - And the Cuban patrols.
Yahshua 08:46 - LOL.
FishandChips 08:46 - Eventually, I reached the tip of Florida.
Tsukuyomi 08:46 - and that is how we came to America u_u
AmziLive 08:46 - Someone please take a screen shot of this
chibiphonebooth 08:46 - didnt you get exausted?
FishandChips 08:46 - Where I looked up my American relatives.
FishandChips 08:46 - I found a name.
FishandChips 08:46 - In California.
CognitiveGear 08:46 - Are you that kid, Alien Gonzalez?
FishandChips 08:46 - So From Florida, I begged enough money to buy a train ticket.
chibiphonebooth 08:47 - :O
Nami 08:47 - this sounds really far fetched XD
FishandChips 08:47 - I boarded a transcontinental express and made my way across this expansive country.
CognitiveGear wonders if anyone else remembers that.
FishandChips 08:47 - Eventually, I reached California.
CognitiveGear 08:47 - Wow.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - I forget his exact name
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - E-something.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - But this story
FishandChips 08:47 - But when I reached the boarder, the train was hijacked.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - has me far too captivated
FishandChips 08:47 - I had to escape out the caboose.
RadicalDreamer 08:47 - to care at the moment.
CognitiveGear 08:47 - O.O
chibiphonebooth 08:47 - :OOO
FishandChips 08:47 - So after I got out.
FishandChips 08:48 - I made my way to a payphone.
FishandChips 08:48 - Where I called my Californian relatives.
CognitiveGear 08:48 - DID YOU HAVE A QUARTER?
FishandChips 08:48 - To tell them that I was coming by.
FishandChips 08:48 - I found one in the gutter, Phil.
FishandChips 08:48 - It was dirty, but worth 25 cents.
FishandChips 08:48 - And I called her.
CognitiveGear 08:48 - :O
AmziLive 08:48 - Lol!
RadicalDreamer 08:48 - D8
FishandChips 08:48 - The phone rang for a long time.
chibiphonebooth 08:48 - :O
CognitiveGear 08:48 - Like a miracle.
FishandChips 08:48 - No one picked up.
FishandChips 08:48 - I was about to hang up.
chibiphonebooth 08:48 - amzi, why are you laughing!?
FishandChips 08:48 - When a voice answered.
FishandChips 08:48 - It was her.
FishandChips 08:49 - And she said "Andrew, is that you?"
FishandChips 08:49 - "Yes."
chibiphonebooth 08:49 - :O
RadicalDreamer 08:49 - This isn't a funny story. This is a tragic tale. D8
FishandChips 08:49 - I had finally found some family.
CognitiveGear 08:49 - T_T
chibiphonebooth 08:49 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:49 - And then she told me, to my ear.
FishandChips 08:49 - That apparently, there had been some gang activity around the area.
FishandChips 08:49 - It wasn't safe.
FishandChips 08:49 - So
FishandChips 08:49 - She told me that I couldn't come home.
chibiphonebooth 08:49 - ;o;
FishandChips 08:49 - But instead.
CognitiveGear 08:49 - D:
FishandChips 08:49 - That I was.
Nami rolls on the floor laughing
RadicalDreamer 08:49 - No! D8
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - :OOOOOO
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - NAMI
FishandChips 08:50 - MOVING WITH MY AUNTIE AND MY UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - HOW COULD YOU BE THIS HEARTLESS
Tsukuyomi 08:50 - 8(
FishandChips 08:50 - I WHISTLED FOR A CAB.
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - jklarsghsjrhlkhjrklshfsklhjfakljgh
FishandChips 08:50 - AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - ;ALSKDJF
CognitiveGear 08:50 - Wow
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
FishandChips 08:50 - THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH.
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - HAHAHHAHAHAHAFJDHDKGHKJGHJDGSH
CognitiveGear 08:50 - Inspirational!
FishandChips 08:50 - AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Nami 08:50 - LOLZ!!! I can't help it!! This is cracking me up!
Nami 08:50 - XDDDD
FishandChips 08:50 - IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FishandChips 08:50 - BUT I THOUGHT, NAH FORGET IT.
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - EPIC
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - PAY
FishandChips 08:50 - GO HOME, TO BEL-AIR!
RadicalDreamer 08:50 - OFF.
FishandChips 08:50 - I.
Nami 08:50 - ROFL!
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - THAT WAS
FishandChips 08:50 - PULLED.
chibiphonebooth 08:50 - AMAZING
FishandChips 08:50 - UP TO A HOUSE.
FishandChips 08:50 - ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT.
AmziLive 08:50 - Please tell me that someone saved this this chat session
FishandChips 08:51 - AND I SAID TO THE CABBI
CognitiveGear 08:51 - Chat thread.
FishandChips 08:51 - "Yo home, smell ya later."
RadicalDreamer 08:51 - I'm saving this.
CognitiveGear 08:51 - Go.
FishandChips 08:51 - I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM.
RadicalDreamer 08:51 - As soon as it's done. XD
chibiphonebooth 08:51 - SAVE IT CORRIE
FishandChips 08:51 - I WAS FINALLY THERE.
chibiphonebooth 08:51 - SAVE IT AND PUT IT IN YOUR LJ
FishandChips 08:51 - COME TO SIT ON MY THRONE.
FishandChips 08:51 - AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR.
FishandChips 08:52 - ...That's the end of the song.
FishandChips 08:52 - *Laughtrack.*