A Monster is Attacking CAA!

[Sparx00]

>_>

<_< *is out of idea to attack*

Umm...... *throws a fork at the blob*

[Kung_Fu_Master]

~_~ <_<, ,>_>I'm running out too

*Idea* Cast(or would it be summon) a meteor shower hitting blob like many atomic bombs (and I do mean many)

If your in the area you may want to leave or you may die x_x

[Sparx00]

.....Ooh! I got one! *uses solar flare on the blob, throws a skunk at the blob, and plays Music by P.O.D full blast on a high powered speaker system. This causes the loss of sight, hearing, and smell.*

[QtheQreater]

*recites Vogon poetry to the blob*

Ahem...

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

[RidleyofZebes]

*Forces the Blob to take a driver's test*
Blob's grows frustrated
Blob HP: 720,000
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*After Blob takes driving test, forces it to wait in the EXTREMELY long line at the drivers ed place to get the picture of the license AND then it has to wait in ANOTHER LONG LINE to actually recieve the license, assuming it passed AND THEN ANOTHER LONG LINE to pay! MWAHAHAAH TAKE THE LONG LINE-NESS-NESS!*
;_; Blob hates long lines...
Blob HP: 715,000
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Introduces Blob to the wonderful world of High Texas Auto Insurance Prices by showing my shiny new invoice for $2,500! (Two drivers, two vehicles. Can't wait till my teenager starts driving!)
Blob suffers sticker shock
Blob HP: 710,000
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*Blob sure got some bad taste in videogames* X_X

*Analyzes what the blob is made of, and sends the info to JM's private army. A few seconds later a helicopter arrives dropping some stuff over the blob that apparently will make the blob's liquid as stiff as a stone*
Blob writhes in agony under the intense-ness of the chemicals... But is still liquid. Never trust outsources; they always mess something up.
Blob HP: 690,000
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*unleashes SUPER SONIC KI YELL!!!....shattering everything within a 1 mile radius into tiny pieces*

......Sorry about those houses....I'll pay for the damage...after the battle, of course....
Blob quickly reforms, but the damage is done.
Blob HP: 685,000
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Sparx sees his arm is missing, and desides that the blob is now his enemy. *replaces arm with a robotic arm that gives new powerful abllitys* "Sorry blob, but getting any part of me disemboweled makes me kinda mad."
*picks up a car using new powers and slams it on the blob muitple times, and then picks up a semi-truck full of superman 64 games and slams it on the blob as well.*
MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
Oh, and the car hurt, too.
Blob HP: 650,000
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*forces the blob to snort a whole bottle of nasal spray*

ha ha...that'll rock your world!
Blobs sinuses are in agony...
Blob HP: 599,000
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*tickles blob*

gootchie gootchi goo!
Blob is secretly ticklish... :S
Blob HP: 590,000
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*Attacks blob with Goo-gone.* (even tho it has been done before.)
MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
Blob HP: 580,000
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Seeing his last attack didn't do much of anything, Cephas summons his BloodCross Knights with a full assault of slashing daggers, a thousand arrows, 10 hacks with a large axe, pounding fists of fury, fire claw attacks, 20 swings of a buster sword, a razor sharp boomerang spinning like a disk, a barrage of knives, and 30 slashes from a lightning sword.

After that Cephas finishes off with another 50 slash combo with a finishing overhead drop of his sword triggering a hot explosion inside the blob.
I don't think anything could live through that...
Blob HP: 480,000
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*cringes at the thought that even Blob had to undergo such a terrible ordeal and offers Blob free counselling to deal with the ensuing nightmares*
Blob appreciates this offer greatly.
Blob HP: 490,000
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Forces Blob to watch 2 hours of Brad Swaile doing Light.Blob explodes after first minute.
No, Blob DON'T explode. Puke it's guts out, maybe, but NOT explode.
Blob HP: 475,000
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Forces blob to watch all badly done english dub animes except DBZ and Elfen Lied. (I mean AAAALLL of them)
Blob's Urge. to OBLITERATE. is RISING!
Blob HP: 468,000
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Gives the blob a thermite chemistry experiment.
Blob takes it and looks forlornly at camera as it blows up in his face.
Blob HP: 460,000
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After what was a beautiful and very long relationship with the blob, the ups, the downs, the laughter and tears... the good and the bad, the learning, the winning and the losing, Riku breaks up with his lifelong companion the Blob. The fact that the blob left his socks on the floor irked Riku a little bit more every day, and now he's finally snapped. And know, Riku doesn't care if the blob's won the lottery u_u
;_;

...

wait... the blob won the lottery?
Blob HP: 450,000
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*writes Blob's name in the Hurt Note, the long-lost cousin of the Death Note*
Blob still can't read, but the effect works.
Blob HP: 400,000
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Forces Blob to accompany a group of gossipy women as they go undergarment and shoe shopping, all day long.
O_o Oh dear...
Blob HP: 395,000
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*sues the blob for attacking CAA and devouring members.*
Blob countersues for emotional damages.
Blob HP: 390,000
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>_>

<_< *is out of idea to attack*

Umm...... *throws a fork at the blob*
Blob is poked.
Blob HP: 387,000
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~_~ <_<, ,>_>I'm running out too

*Idea* Cast(or would it be summon) a meteor shower hitting blob like many atomic bombs (and I do mean many)

If your in the area you may want to leave or you may die x_x
MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
Blob HP: 340,000
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.....Ooh! I got one! *uses solar flare on the blob, throws a skunk at the blob, and plays Music by P.O.D full blast on a high powered speaker system. This causes the loss of sight, hearing, and smell.*
Oh, the inhumanity...!
Blob HP: 330,000
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*recites Vogon poetry to the blob*

Ahem...

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
._. Blob doesn't get it, but feels threatened none the less.
Blob HP: 330,000

[Sakaki Onsei]

*forces the blob to watch Ishtar and Gigli. Back to back. No bathroom breaks. EYES WIDE OPEN.*

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

(I just read this...wow. Just wow.)

*walks up to the blob and pulls out a Bible*

"Ya know, Mr. Blob. This isn't so good to do. You shouldn't be attacking such a good Christian site!
Now, God says..."*converses with the blob until it accepts Christianity*

"Now, THAT'S how you fight! Peace, not violence...unless it's for fun. Then get all violent-y you want!"

(P.S. Vogon's are the masters of poetry *is shot*)

[QtheQreater]

*realizes that the blob is not cultured enough to realize the horror of Vogon poetry*

Durned blob. Haven't you even watched the movie? Very well.

*sets a large television in front of the blob and forces it to watch the old BBC version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, aka the reeeeaaaally looooong one*

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

(Oh, now THAT's torture!)

[Danderson]

*lays hands on blob while in super sonic mode, releases light energy into blobs body, heating up inside like a furnace*

Let's see you stomach that Blob!!!

[CephasWhite]

*slashes the blob sending a wave of intense fire through it. After that a very cold, icy wave, and teamed up with Danderson, sends a limitless lightning strike and explosion on the blob*

Now for some teaming up! ^__^

[Doubleshadow]

*Ties Blob to a chair, and then performs, as a one woman show, in its entirety, War and Peace.

In Klingon.*

[Peanut]

(hmmm...good idea...)

*Ties the Blob to a chair, and then performs, as a one man show, in its entirety, Crime and Punishment.

In Wookie.*

[mitsuki lover]

Nominates the Blob for President on a Third Party Ticket.The blob will hence forth be never heard from again.

[Yeshua-Knight]

*creates a much smarter and better looking jello blob and uses it to intimidate the blob and cause it to develop an inferiority complex, then douses the blob in kerosene and sets it on fire, then proceeds to sing*

blobby's roasting 'cus he's on fire, doused him with fuel and lit a match, crazy carols being sung while he fries, we'll find it hard to sleep tonight....

[Kung_Fu_Master]

With all these great attacks I'm runningout of idea's

On second thought.
I start eating all the food in a 20 mile radius that makes you have gas, wait a few minutes, put my back facing the blob, brace my self, and then let it all out in the blob's face (If he/she has one).

Again if your in the area you may die X_X

[Kaligraphic]

*Summoning an ancient altar from an alternate reality, performs dark and eldritch mind-destroying rituals that empower the blob with the dark and horrifying powers of the daemon lord Chee Z'wizz, which causes the blob to grow immensely in size.*

[Taliesin]

*puts red shirt on blob* Now it is doomed! Beam me up, Scotty.

[Sakaki Onsei]

*brandishes a SPORK and threatens the Blob with the Spork, upon which it is thrown upon the Blog*

[Haruhiko]

Makes Blob play Trauma Center, Metroid Prime: Hunters, and WarioWare Touched. In doing so, he destroys his DS's touch screen.

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

*proceeds to summon salt-shaker-like robots from an interdimensional pocket.*

Robots: WE ARE THE DALEK! WE ARE SUPERIOR RACE! YOU ARE INFERIOR! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

*proceeds to lazer the blob*

Dalek: NOW ONTO THE DOCTOR! EXTERMINATE! *they then hover away to England...*

[Kaligraphic]

*using an incredibly improbable contraption made of eggcrates, a fire truck, liquid nitrogen charges, a space shuttle, and half of a katamari, plunges a crate of liquid nitrogen charges into the core of the blob, which then explode, creating several dozen pockets of extreme cold, which then solidify, crack, and turn to powder.

[CephasWhite]

*Summons all bloodcross knights again with all members of CAA for a scream-a-thon. Everyone makes a high-pitched scream that would make the blob's ears bleed...if it has blood*

[Danderson]

*Joins CephasWhite, the bloodcross knights, and the rest of the CAA in the screamathon.....unleashing his SUPER SONIC KI YELL!!!....shattering everything within a 1 mile radius into tiny pieces....again, but this time with friends...*

[Sakaki Onsei]

*Forces the Blob to visit the "Knights Who Say NI!"*

[mitsuki lover]

Magically transforms the Blob into my computer...the Blob expierences all kinds of difficulties and crashes!

[Sparx00]

*Forces blob to drink more egg nog then any overly sized (or any size at all,) blob can keep down.*

[Sakaki Onsei]

*Makes the blog recite the entire "I'm the model of a modern major general " oration...150,000 times. With one breath.

[RidleyofZebes]

*forces the blob to watch Ishtar and Gigli. Back to back. No bathroom breaks. EYES WIDE OPEN.*
o_o That's just not fair.
Blob HP: 325,000
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(I just read this...wow. Just wow.)

*walks up to the blob and pulls out a Bible*

"Ya know, Mr. Blob. This isn't so good to do. You shouldn't be attacking such a good Christian site!
Now, God says..."*converses with the blob until it accepts Christianity*

"Now, THAT'S how you fight! Peace, not violence...unless it's for fun. Then get all violent-y you want!"

(P.S. Vogon's are the masters of poetry *is shot*)
Blob thanks you and reminds you that this IS for fun.
Blob HP: 326,000
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*realizes that the blob is not cultured enough to realize the horror of Vogon poetry*

Durned blob. Haven't you even watched the movie? Very well.

*sets a large television in front of the blob and forces it to watch the old BBC version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, aka the reeeeaaaally looooong one*
Blob is intrigued greatly by the program, and finds it quite interesting.
Blob HP: 330,000
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(Oh, now THAT's torture!)
Blob appreciates your sympathy.
Blob HP: 335,000
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*lays hands on blob while in super sonic mode, releases light energy into blobs body, heating up inside like a furnace*

Let's see you stomach that Blob!!!
This does a great deal of damage to the Blob.
Blob HP: 300,000
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*slashes the blob sending a wave of intense fire through it. After that a very cold, icy wave, and teamed up with Danderson, sends a limitless lightning strike and explosion on the blob*

Now for some teaming up! ^__^
Blob goes boom inside.
Blob HP: 225,000
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*Ties Blob to a chair, and then performs, as a one woman show, in its entirety, War and Peace.

In Klingon.*
Blob strains it's knowledge of Klingon to the max, but is still unable to understand your performance. This causes mental damage to blob.
Blob HP: 220,000
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(hmmm...good idea...)

*Ties the Blob to a chair, and then performs, as a one man show, in its entirety, Crime and Punishment.

In Wookie.*
Blob laughs so hard at your wookie impression, it hurts itself.
Blob HP: 210,000
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Nominates the Blob for President on a Third Party Ticket.The blob will hence forth be never heard from again.
Nope, the blob is a little more prominent than that.
Blob HP: 210,000
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*creates a much smarter and better looking jello blob and uses it to intimidate the blob and cause it to develop an inferiority complex, then douses the blob in kerosene and sets it on fire, then proceeds to sing*

blobby's roasting 'cus he's on fire, doused him with fuel and lit a match, crazy carols being sung while he fries, we'll find it hard to sleep tonight....
._. The combination of mental and physical damage proves potent.
Blob HP: 190,000
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With all these great attacks I'm runningout of idea's

On second thought.
I start eating all the food in a 20 mile radius that makes you have gas, wait a few minutes, put my back facing the blob, brace my self, and then let it all out in the blob's face (If he/she has one).

Again if your in the area you may die X_X
X_x Blob gags for a few moments, then loses consciousness.
Blob HP: 100,000
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*Summoning an ancient altar from an alternate reality, performs dark and eldritch mind-destroying rituals that empower the blob with the dark and horrifying powers of the daemon lord Chee Z'wizz, which causes the blob to grow immensely in size.*
Blob gladly accepts it's new powers. >:D
Blob HP: 250,000
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*puts red shirt on blob* Now it is doomed! Beam me up, Scotty.
Um... Blob didn't get it.
Blob HP: 250,000
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*brandishes a SPORK and threatens the Blob with the Spork, upon which it is thrown upon the Blog*
O_O No... NOT THE SPORK!!!! GAH!
Blob HP: 200,000
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Makes Blob play Trauma Center, Metroid Prime: Hunters, and WarioWare Touched. In doing so, he destroys his DS's touch screen.
;_; but... Blob needed that...!
Blob HP: 190,000
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*proceeds to summon salt-shaker-like robots from an interdimensional pocket.*

Robots: WE ARE THE DALEK! WE ARE SUPERIOR RACE! YOU ARE INFERIOR! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

*proceeds to lazer the blob*

Dalek: NOW ONTO THE DOCTOR! EXTERMINATE! *they then hover away to England...*
After it has been lazered, Blob assumes that this is a Dr. who reference.
Blob HP: 175,000
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*using an incredibly improbable contraption made of eggcrates, a fire truck, liquid nitrogen charges, a space shuttle, and half of a katamari, plunges a crate of liquid nitrogen charges into the core of the blob, which then explode, creating several dozen pockets of extreme cold, which then solidify, crack, and turn to powder.
Blob is impressed by your MacGyver like ingenuity.
Blob HP: 150,000
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*Summons all bloodcross knights again with all members of CAA for a scream-a-thon. Everyone makes a high-pitched scream that would make the blob's ears bleed...if it has blood*
Blob's ears have been toughened by prior attacks, so all this does is give the blob a headache.
Blob HP: 149,000
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*Joins CephasWhite, the bloodcross knights, and the rest of the CAA in the screamathon.....unleashing his SUPER SONIC KI YELL!!!....shattering everything within a 1 mile radius into tiny pieces....again, but this time with friends...*
Blob's headache intensifies to the point of unbearibility.
Blob HP: 130,000
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*Forces the Blob to visit the "Knights Who Say NI!"*
o_o Blob didn't get it, yet somehow feels intimidated.
Blob HP: 125,000
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Magically transforms the Blob into my computer...the Blob expierences all kinds of difficulties and crashes!
Blob loves how mitsuki lover always assumes what will happen to blob after the attack. Blob EVADES the attack!
Blob HP: 125,000
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*Forces blob to drink more egg nog then any overly sized (or any size at all,) blob can keep down.*
e_e Blob thinks it's going to be sick...
Blob HP: 120,000
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*Makes the blog recite the entire "I'm the model of a modern major general " oration...150,000 times. With one breath.
X_x Blob somehow manages, but the strain on it's lungs is nearly unbearable.
Blob HP: 115,000

[Peanut]

*Gives the Blob the gift of that keeps on giving, Soap on a Rope.*

Take the hint...