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But IRL, I am a gangster...my name is "Chicken Blood"... (yes, there is a story behind that name...)... I've even got a gold tooth. So there. Don't make me send my gangsters over there...they'll eat all your food and then kill you cause you ran out...
I can take you...wanna fight? *puts up fists and takes fighting stance*

Omega Amen (post: 1218920) wrote:It takes more than simple counter tactics to stop me.... I have been training.

Witness a small taste of my power!

Nice. Very nice.

Ingemar (post: 1219114) wrote:Rocklobster vs. Ingemar

(INGEMAR summons MILLIONS OF BEARS to devour ROCKLOBSTER).

Now that this is settled, hang tight for the continuation of Omega Amen vs. uc Pseudonym.

\(*.*)/ WHOA! He is the man!

m(*.*)m m(_ _)m m(*.*)m m(_ _)m

*Enters room and sweeps up blood and bones* ( _ _ )

Wow, Now I'm itching for a fight!
Somebody get me a pillow or something I've got to rip something apart!!!

I'll need more popcorn...

sparx00 (post: 1219292) wrote:Somebody get me a pillow or something I've got to rip something apart!!!

::Tiptoes from behind and clobbers with a pillow:: Ask and ye shall recieve.

*hands Aileen some more popcorn then dissapears*

Fights are fun...I have to wonder who will be forced to fight after UC and Omega finish their match...hmmmm....

GO UC \O.O/

*goes and read how other battle turns out*

I sorries, but I don't know you, Omega o_o;

Thanks Khaki! *rips the pillow to shreds in 3 seconds in a crazed manor*
.....ah man. *grabs another pillow and starts pounding it* Go UC! (no offence Omega )

Omega Amen (post: 1218920) wrote:It takes more than simple counter tactics to stop me.... I have been training.

Witness a small taste of my power!

I have apparently been training by standing in fire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK3bBvZMvS0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4aIwKEMHSA

uc pseudonym (post: 1219728) wrote:I have apparently been training by standing in fire.

More like training by moseying around in fire.

*makes s'mores during UC's training regimen*

uc pseudonym (post: 1219728) wrote:I have apparently been training by standing in fire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK3bBvZMvS0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4aIwKEMHSA

How does his/your hair not burn?! That must be some serious shampoo you use!

*falls over in bliss as she watches Sephiroth's hair* It's so pretty....

Anyway, I'm rooting for UC, too.

Tsukuyomi (post: 1219448) wrote:GO UC \O.O/

*goes and read how other battle turns out*

I sorries, but I don't know you, Omega o_o]

sparx00 (post: 1219463) wrote: Go UC! (no offence Omega )

Kanerou (post: 1219736) wrote:*falls over in bliss as she watches Sephiroth's hair* It's so pretty....

Anyway, I'm rooting for UC, too.

Man, nobody has faith in OmegaAmen except for me! Am I the only one who knows what he is capable of in fictitious online fighting tournaments? *ominous* o.o

THIS IS IT!!! UC vs. Omega Amen

(OMEGA AMEN's mecha floats ominously in the sky).

UC:
Interesting. I expected you to change tactics but "giant mecha" goes far beyond anything I could possibly have imagined.

Omega Amen:
Debitt was merely a ploy, a distraction to buy me time to fine-tune my shiny new toy.

UC:
Well obviously. Even a fool could point out there's something wrong when a title match between me and you turns out to be a match between me and Debitt.

Omega Amen:
Okthatsitshutuptimetodie.

(OMEGA AMEN's mecha opens every up from its entire surface area missiles pods labeled "ANTI-UNCREATIVE-MISSILES" and fires hundreds of them in UC's general direction. When the smoke clears, nothing).

Omega Amen:
I have this match won. Time to return to watching wuxia and crafting my next Government-funded implement of doom--

UC:
(hiding under the sole of the giant mecha) Poor form, poor form. You should have known from the failure of your doll-obsessed flunkie Debitt that danmaku* would not have worked against me a second time. Furthermore, your forget that while advances in shounen technology make for better visibility while piloting mecha, such a huge vehicle still has glaring blind spots compared to an unarmed fighter--blind spots very easy to exploit. While I award technical points for waiting for the dust to clear before declaring yourself a winner, you still made the error of declaring victory without obtaining proof of certain death such as severed limbs or mushed brains. And now to defeat you... Uh, Omega?

(UC floats to the cockpit of the mecha only to find it deserted)

Omega Amen:
(sneaks up from behind, outside of the mecha) I would love to point out the irony of this whole situation, but killing you once and for all--

UC:
(shoves his fist into OMEGA AMEN's mouth) I'm the wisecracking, genre savvy meta guy around here, not you.

(OMEGA AMEN retaliates by biting UC's fist. They both step back and draw their signature weapons--a Masamune for UC, and a sword like the one used by Nameless for OMEGA AMEN. They go at each other at blinding speed--until both thrust their weapons at each other, impaling each other...?)


UC:
Well met.

Omega Amen:
You can say that again.

(Actually, OMEGA AMEN was simply hugging UC's blade with his armpit. So was UC)

Omega Amen:
It appears we are evenly matched.

UC:
Indeed.

Omega Amen:
It is a pity that two great warriors such as ourselves cannot learn to coexist. The world would benefit from our power.

UC:
This wouldn't happen to be a "stall the villain with flatter" moment, would it be?

Omega Amen:
It is not. As a gesture of good will, I lay down my sword and offer my hand.

UC:
(hesitating) As do I.

(They shake hands. OMEGA AMEN grins.)

Omega Amen:
By the way, keep warm.

(OMEGA AMEN steals UC's long coat, boards his mecha and flies away. UC tries to pursue, but can't keep up and is seized by cold [in case you forgot, the battle is in Siberia] Minutes later, UC is frozen a la Jack Nicholson in the movie The Shining.

Months later, spring time. Crows eat his thawed corpse).


[SIZE="5"]Winner: Omega Amen[/SIZE]

* danmaku = "curtain fire." Shmups (like Gradius, Ikaruga or (ahem) Touhou make use of this as enemy attacks)

O_o That was cold, Omega. Real cold. <_<

BOOOO.

RidleyofZebes (post: 1219836) wrote:O_o That was cold, Omega. Real cold. <_<

BOOOO.

*stuffs Ridley's mouth full of giant puffed marshmallows*

Well, won't be needing those anymore.

Wohoo, OmegaAmen! Congrats to you! o.o7

Omega 2...UC 0...

I LOST MY BET!!!?!???!??! ......Somebodys going to die. *tears the pillow in half*

MOST. EPIC. BATTLE. EVER.

Complete with banter!

RidleyofZebes (post: 1219836) wrote:O_o That was cold, Omega. Real cold. <_<

He trains in fire, but I train in the snow.

*grins.*

And remember what it states in The Art of War, "All warfare is based on deception."

Doubleshadow wrote:Wohoo, OmegaAmen! Congrats to you! o.o7

Today, victory is mine!

*Shoo the crows away and summons Sephiroth.. I mean, UC back to life* \o.o/

Awww, UC lost u_u

That was a pretty good battle ^^ I read most of that imagining Sephi's voice reading it.. I'm such a Sephiroth fan girl u_u

*Sulks away*

Congrats Omega \o.o/

*Bows to Omega Amen's epic sneakiness*
Great match! Well done!

Hee hee, Anony-beat me to it XD

This is what happens when I try to multi-task ^^ Hopefully, the crows didn't eat to much of UC o.o;

*Gives Omega my Victory Crown* Where I got this.. no one knows ~(O_O)~

Next:

minakichin vs. Doubleshadow

You won't wanna miss it!

O_o

*suddenly thinks that maybe the "BOOOO" was a little harsh*

You know, I take that back now. I apologize, Omega. ^_^;; Now...

Go Minakichan!!!

Hmm... Don't know who to cheer for here...

At least UC died in a beautifully unconventional way. It suits him.

*envisions two animals watching UC freeze after the battle*
1: Well, this is pretty anticlimactic.
2: Yup.

[spoiler]The above reference is credited to UC. Tell me someone got it. [/spoiler]