Don't Say Yes or No!

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Don't Say Yes or No!

Postby Princess Kairi » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:36 pm

This game is pretty simple. You just answer the previous question without saying "yes" or "no" or any variations of them so words like "yeah" "yep" or "nope" are also out. Follow your answer with another question for the next person to answer. ^_^

An example would be:
Question: "Would you like a cookie?"

Answer: "I don't like cookies"

Easy, right? Alright! Let's start!

Would you travel around the world if you ever got the chance?
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:02 pm

Traveling around the world is ridiculously hard. XD

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Postby MomentOfInertia » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:04 pm

Are there girl clowns? I've never seen one...

Did you eat lunch?
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:07 pm

Boy, I botched that. And I had a sandwich.

Now: Can I get away with saying yes/no if I use more than one word to say it?
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Postby Princess Kairi » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:20 pm

Try your very best not to, but if you absolutely can't help it then it's okay.

Would you live on the moon if it wasn't for the oxygen issue?
"But, you know, there's something I believe. I want to try and live my life carrying all of my memories with me. And even if those memories are painful, even if they do nothing but hurt me, I want to keep them, even those memories I wish I could sometimes forget. As long as I carry them with me, as long as I can keep holding on, then someday, someday I'll be strong enough that those memories don't hurt me anymore and I'll be glad that I have them. That's what I believe with all my heart. That's why all of my memories are precious to me. I don't think it would be okay to forget a single one." ~Momiji
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Postby DaughterOfZion » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:24 pm

What oxygen issue? I'm already there.

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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:27 pm

A million dollars or a billion dollars?

Would you eat a pie?
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Postby Princess Kairi » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:31 pm

Depends on what kind.

Would you give me a pie?
"But, you know, there's something I believe. I want to try and live my life carrying all of my memories with me. And even if those memories are painful, even if they do nothing but hurt me, I want to keep them, even those memories I wish I could sometimes forget. As long as I carry them with me, as long as I can keep holding on, then someday, someday I'll be strong enough that those memories don't hurt me anymore and I'll be glad that I have them. That's what I believe with all my heart. That's why all of my memories are precious to me. I don't think it would be okay to forget a single one." ~Momiji
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Postby Vii » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:37 pm

Only if you like pie...

Is the cake a lie?
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:37 pm

Edit: Me and Vii posted at the same time XD
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Postby Princess Kairi » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:40 pm

The cake is a lie, but pie is truth!

Would you hug a porcupine if money was involved?
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:55 pm

Depends on how much money we're talking here.

Will you dodge this question?
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Postby Vii » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:03 pm

Quickly and effectively.

Does two plus two equal four?
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Postby Princess Kairi » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:06 pm

Everyone knows that two plus two equals fish.

Will the sky ever be purple?
"But, you know, there's something I believe. I want to try and live my life carrying all of my memories with me. And even if those memories are painful, even if they do nothing but hurt me, I want to keep them, even those memories I wish I could sometimes forget. As long as I carry them with me, as long as I can keep holding on, then someday, someday I'll be strong enough that those memories don't hurt me anymore and I'll be glad that I have them. That's what I believe with all my heart. That's why all of my memories are precious to me. I don't think it would be okay to forget a single one." ~Momiji
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Postby Nate » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:07 pm

EDIT: I got ninja'd and I can't think of a good answer to that one. :l
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:12 pm

The sky will never be adequately polluted to get to that level.

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Postby MomentOfInertia » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:14 pm

Princess Kairi (post: 1490260) wrote:Everyone knows that two plus two equals fish.

Will the sky ever be purple?


it has been in the past.

if a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it?
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:22 pm

Jingo Jaden (post: 1490262) wrote:The sky will never be adequately polluted to get to that level.

Have you stopped beating your best friend?

I have not, because she is still alive somehow.
MomentOfInertia (post: 1490263) wrote:it has been in the past.

if a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it?

I hope not.

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Postby Rylynn4869 » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:38 pm

I just did.

Is this real life?
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Postby Atria35 » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:35 pm

Define 'real'.

Does oatmeal taste better plain or with toppings?
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Postby Furen » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:37 pm

Life is how one goes through days handling situations, therefore...

Have you ever bullied anyone purposely?

EDIT: toppings (for Atria's as she beat me)
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:41 pm

Hey, that kid fell on my fist, got that? And in some countries, calling someone a pencil-neck geek is a high compliment.

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:10 pm

That depends entirely on whether or not Lenny Kravitz is.

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Postby Sheenar » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:28 pm

No, it's not. See? It's too small for you. Okay, okay, so I did borrow it and it shrunk in the wash. It looks better on me anyway, so you're better off.

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Postby alma » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:31 pm

My sister borrow my car.

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Postby ILurvMusic » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:42 pm

I can only if you can. :o

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Postby steenajack » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:46 pm

....actually I can. I can also put my foot behind my head and twist my hand/arm 365 degrees about....no really I can no joke.

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Postby Yamamaya » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:46 pm

ILurvMusic (post: 1490330) wrote:I can only if you can. :o

Can you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time?


It's very easy to do that. It's not as difficult as say touching your nose with your tongue.

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Postby AngelicTotoro » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:32 am

That's where I'm spending my summer vacation. ^^

How do you would you feel if I told you your pet dog was actually a moose?
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Postby Sheenar » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:02 am

AngelicTotoro (post: 1490345) wrote:That's where I'm spending my summer vacation. ^^

How do you would you feel if I told you your pet dog was actually a moose?


I would say that he is a pretty runty moose...he should definitely have antlers by now, at least.

If you were running from a bear, would you play dead and hope it leaves you alone? I mean, those are some huge claws and big teeth...
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