Dearly Beloved...

[QtheQreater]

...we are gathered here today to discuss the possibility of the death of a former President of the Goof off, the illustrious (and currently very pathetic) QtheQreater. The member in question is sitting in a little heap in front of her computer, most likely dying of a flu or wanna-be flu-type virus.

Would you like to be in her will?

[Davidizer13]

I get dibs on all her video games and jewelry.

[QtheQreater]

*a solemn little moogle with glasses scribbles languidly on a coffee stained piece of scrap paper*

"Mist III: Exile and small collection of weird hemp necklaces to Davidizer13. Also, a token ball of lint from an old corduroy jacket pocket."

[MrKrillz0r]

Sorry, I know Thursdays never were your thing. I'd like to have the computer btw!

[QtheQreater]

*the bespectacled moogle coughs and begins to write again*

"Ancient Dell laptop with power issues to MrKrillzor. Also, two chewed pencils and a broken pocketwatch."

*The moogle looks around shiftily*

"Three hundred rubber chicken cannons to Mogriko, the faithful scribe."

[Xeno]

I want your collection of limited edition glitter glues.

[QtheQreater]

*the moogle raises an eyebrow at Xeno*

"The 3 gllittery-looking, large barrels of horse glue from the back yard go to Xeno. Also, a small rock from Denmark."

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

All I want for this early Christmas gift is World Peace.

[FllMtl Novelist]

I would like any/all art supplies, and her dreadlocks.

[Peanut]

Your moogles are mine.

[AdriTan]

I want your shoes and your horses!

[QtheQreater]

All I want for this early Christmas gift is World Peace.

*the bespectacled moogle looks confused]I would like any/all art supplies, and her dreadlocks.[/QUOTE]

"One lead clutch, an old kneaded eraser, an old q-tip, and a ziploc bag full of dreadlocks to FllMtl Novelist. Also, a used bottle of shampoo."

Your moogles are mine

*the bespectacled moogle cries out in horror*

"No we aren't!!!"

*suddenly, a chocobo headbutts the moogle into another thread. the great yellow bird begins to scratch at the paper*

"Mogggles tue Peanutter. Alsew, 1 owld donut."

I want your shoes and your horses!

*the chocobo yawns*

"Too late for horses. Xeno has dibs."

*scratches at the paper*

"3 left shews and 1 shewlace tue AdriTan. Alsew, the blew bathrewm scrubber brush."

[SilverToast]

I want the collection of medieval and modern weapons. Also my weapon of choice, a pool noodle.

[QtheQreater]

*the moogle returns, regaining his post from the chocobo by throwing gysahl greens in another thread*

Moogle: "It seems that Q has survived through until at least this part of today, but things are still looking grim. Thank you for your patience."

*retrieves coffee-stained paper and writes*

"Collection of broken-down WWII era tanks, etc, and the Kaligraphicator to Ace33Wing. Also, an old piece of rotini pasta that fell in the pool."

[goldenspines]

I want Q's time machine. I know she has it.

[Wolfsong]

I would like her old videogame collection, if she has one.

[Valkaiser]

I'll fight all comers for that garage door opener.

...and one of Q's many couches.

[sarahjoy78]

I'll fight all comers for that garage door opener.

...and one of Q's many couches.

Aw Penut Butter! I wanted that garage door opener!

[QtheQreater]

I want Q's time machine. I know she has it.

*the moogle looks around shiftily*

Moogle: "Sadly, the Tardis was reclaimed after Q's little joyride in it. You know about 80s fashion, right? The Doctor didn't think that was a very funny joke. Anyway..."

*writes on the paper*

"Q's Great Illustrated Classics copy of The Time Machine to goldenspines. Also, a small 6-legged creature made out of baked clay."

I would like her old videogame collection, if she has one.

Moogle: "Taken, sorry. But since you're here..."

*writes*

"Collection of obnoxiously cheerful Christmas socks to wolfsong. Also, a book about Java."

I'll fight all comers for that garage door opener.

...and one of Q's many couches.

*The moogle nods, then writes*

"Freaky weird garage door opener to Valkaiser, along with a sturdy pair of leather gloves and a ten-foot pole. Also, the couch he always crashes on. Also also, a pair of scissors."

Aw Penut Butter! I wanted that garage door opener!

Moogle: "Trust me, you really didn't want that thing anyway. It would clash with your decor."

*writes*

"One opened jar of chunky peanut butter to sarahjoy78. Also, four thumbtacks."

[ADXC]

Hmm from the title of the thread, I thought this was about the title screen song for all of the Kingdom Hearts games. XDD

[Rewin]

I'll take any musical instruments Q may have.

[bobmonkeys]

All of Q's books on fine dining, and I need a plunger.

[Neane]

All I want are your MacGuffins.

[QtheQreater]

Moogle: "Ladies and gentlemen, the illustirous Q seems to be on the mend! She actually managed to get in a car and drive it today, even though she regretted the decision about halfway to the destination. Still, life is short and fragile, and Q is still a pathetic weakling who can't even get the potted plants indoors. We will continue!"

*waits on appreciative applause for the pun. Hearing none, sullenly pulls out the quill and paper*

Hmm from the title of the thread, I thought this was about the title screen song for all of the Kingdom Hearts games. XDD

Moogle: "Ah, yes, well, it would be a touching funeral theme, no?"

*writes*

"Two old bicycle tires to ADXC. Also, one very confused-looking lizard."

I'll take any musical instruments Q may have.

"Three recorders and a small flute in the shape of a turtle. Also, one drumstick with toddler tooth marks on it."

All of Q's books on fine dining, and I need a plunger.

"The old copy of Gray's Anatomy and the napkin with directions to Walmart to bobmonkeys. Also, a plastic spoon."

All I want are your MacGuffins.

"The mysterious and incredibly compelling Carousel Horse from the wicker shelf to Neane. Also, a list of favorite local Sonic drive-ins."

[Lynna]

May I have something? Any music, maybe?

[Ally-Ann]

Does Q happen to have any kiwi birds? If so, I'd like one. They're so cute. =3

[QtheQreater]

Moogle: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the aforementioned next Thursday is tomorrow. Regardless of all the buckets kicked and injuries sustained in the kitchen, Q is still clinging to life, albeit barely due to yet another sickness. There's still the over-sized worthless roll top desk, about 25 empty cardboard boxes, the rest of the musical carousel horses, and a brick. I can't believe no one has asked for those."

May I have something? Any music, maybe?

"Rachmaninoff album A Window in Time to Lynna. Also, an excessive amount of unorganized classical sheet music in a big cardboard box. Also also, an overenthusiastic oregano plant."

Does Q happen to have any kiwi birds? If so, I'd like one. They're so cute. =3

Moogle: "Nope, but we have something else that flies around out here!"

*writes*

"Two turkey buzzards to Ally-Ann. Also, three grasshoppers."

[anlptgtsg]

I want something that I can happily poke with a stick.

[DaughterOfZion]

I want all your stuffed animals! :3 Pwease! With a cherry on top?
If you own no stuffed animals, gimme YOUR SOUL!!!! >8D MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[GeneD]

I want the brick!