Under attack

[Ashley]

To all CAA:

We finally have an explanation why so many trolls were popping up. Apparhently there is a website listing us as a target for them, and they just send in new members for the sake of mocking us, belittling us, etc. All for a good laugh. I've seen this website for myself, and cannot tell you how outraged I am. But also quite saddened...these people are so blind. They mock us, spit at us, and curse us, but they don't realize what they're doing. Oh they think they do alright, and I'm sure when their "secret" trolls get a load of this post, they'll run straight over there and mock us more. I'll be an object of some pretty crude jokes I imagine.
Guys, don't worry. We've got some tricks up our sleeves for not only stopping these people from coming, but shutting them down for good. Law wise too.
So all the seemingly random bannings, the outbreak of controversy...all of that was sent to see if these guys could bring us down, make us hypocrites, and above all, mock our God. But we're on to them alright, and we're fighting back. Let them spit at us, let them jeer. We have the Holy Christ, God of all strength on our side. Their forums will pass away, but our faith will always remain. God save them when they realize the truth!
And to all you secret trolls, who think you're so smart to infiltrate our system, a message for you: beware who it is you so freely curse and mock. And know we will continue to ban you, time and time and time again.

[Ashley]

(p.s. I left this thread un-repliable so those trolls couldn't spam it. Once we have them under control I'll open it up)