A Monster is Attacking CAA!

[Danderson]

Ok, so it's a giant skellaton demon....thing....oh, goody.....*sends massive concrete wave at Zircon*

[Sparx00]

*Summons the Dragon to fight Zircon* Alright Dragon, Lets go for it!
*Jumps on the dragon's back* *Dragon lanches a claw attack near Zircon's face*

[Sparx00]

<_< >_> Come on guys! *rallys everyone together for a super charge attack*

[firestorm]

in a nearby alley, Chainwalker wakes up from his deep slumber. Arising from the dusty floor, he throws aside his make-shift blanket of Yesterday's Sports page and the funnies aside. *next time I'll use the whole newspaper brrr... *rubs his beard man do I need a shave* finds a random beer bottle in the tras ladden floor then smashes it against one of the walls of the alley.

* Hit#1 shards randomly hits Zircon*

jsut as he finishes shaving the building in front of him behind to tetter by the stresss of the battle around him. " Holy blue screen of death I've got to get out of here. So as quickly as he can he rushes to a covered up heap on the side of the alley. practically ripping the coveras he took it off, he dusted off the... well, dust off his black harley and veered off toward the action. RRRGGGHHHH you mess with my home you mess with me! *he reaches to the side of his harley where he detaches his sword solace from it's holder. Solace 35% power!! * the sword starts to hum and glow red, growing increasingly hotter. Chain zooms down the blocks upon blocks of newly made wasteland when he suddenly seesa broken down truck wit's extended bednearly half way in the gound.

*Well that's a nice ramp* he thinks.

Charging full speed toward the ramp, he shoots off 60 ft. into the air, landing both wheels right on bag o' bones' right shoulder. Stabbing his burning sword into the shoulder, he split the shoulder in half while riding all the way up his arm. (Hit#2) Then, riding right off the shoulder, Chainwalker jumps off the bike as lands right in Zircon's earhole, getting stuck half way through. The resulting jump caused chainwalker to backflip. Stabbing downward on the monsters skulls, anchor himself so he wouldn't fall off. He then proceeded to cut a hole into the thick-calcium rich skull which he then slide right into. As he landed inside it's head, he put his sword aside for a second and pulled out 2 old cowboyish revolvers and loaded them with explosive bullets.

"This is going to leave you with one heck of a head ache."

The inside of the skull suddenly looked like forth of July. Chainwalker continued to unload his barrage, chi-boom, chi-boom, chi-boom. He then quickly put away one of the revolvers, grabbed his sword and thrusted out of the right eye socket.

Finally, turning to see the beast he noticed the bike stuck in Zircon's earhole.

chi-boom, chi-boom, chi-boom.

The bullets hit the bikes gas tank, resulting in such a large explosion that you could see the fire from its eye sockets.

The resulting explosion also pushed chainwalkers speed of travel through the air, causing him to flip and tumbled into the ground. His legs wobbled a little as he got up. Looking intently at the beast, he chanted one thing as he stood by sparx ready for the super charged attack.

"Want some more?"

[firestorm]

flings a carebear doll while patiently waiting for someone else to post o_O;

[RidleyofZebes]

*Attacks Zircon with a rusty, plastic spoon*

[Yeshua-Knight]

*bakes dozens of cookies in a tree and uses them to bribe an angry band of murderous sporks to attack zircon*

"cookie-man say...kill"

[Shilohan ninja]

I watch intently as my fellow CAA posters lay waste to the Zicron monster and, finally seeing a chance to throw in my own two bits, pull out my super shrukin of stealth and destruction and fling in Zicron's general direction. As my little friend flies stealthily toward its target, it rappidly multiplies at the astounding rate equal to that of an ameba. The deadly silent stars of doom remain unseen and unheard even as they pass through the moster's bones with the grim accuracy of a diamond cutter's laser. Then I sit back in satisfaction with venti hot cocoa from Starbucks and Gundam Wing DVD in my secret hiding spot that no one knows about but me and God. All in a day's work for a spirit-annointed ninja such as myself.

[mitsuki lover]

Sadly Zircon can not be destroyed unless one knows Zircon's true name.

[Yeshua-Knight]

zircon's true name is.......Master Ruiz' de lu la Ramper!!!!

[Shilohan ninja]

Heeding the word of my fellow CAA brethren, I put down my DVD player, come out of my hiding place to stand before our foe and cry out in my most powerful voice "Master Ruiz' de lu la Ramper! Go thou back into the cursed pit from wence thou came, in the name of Shiloh, our God!" and draw my saber from the folds of my robes and ignite its golden blade and hold it aloft above my head toward the heavens.

[Shilohan ninja]

I then exstinguish my blade and put it back into its hiding place in my robe and then make like Ryu and throw a Haiduken at Zicron. Then I step back and wait for someone, anyone, to make another move before I lose all interest in this game. *HINT**HINT* (that happens to be the next person's que! It's been 25 hours since I last posted and I'd apreciate not being the last person to post here, people. lol.)

[mathgrant]

I'll make the monster listen to Cliffs of Nintendover. It's such as awesome song, that the monster will REGAIN HEALTH! Gwa ha ha. <3

[Shilohan ninja]

*Why is it that people like you always take the monster's side?*
Anywho, in retaliation, I barage Zicron with a hail of haidukens for about an hour or so, then I top it off with 3 succesive holy hand grenades.

[Yeshua-Knight]

*duct tapes mathgrant to zircon's face*

[Shilohan ninja]

In a sudden brain spark, I pull out a calcium deficiancy bomb and chuck it at Zicron and follow it up with a serious barage with the hammer brother hammer.

[mitsuki lover]

"He's dead...Jim!"

[Shilohan ninja]

"He's dead...Jim!"

Then will the creator of the current monster please just kill it off and clear the board for another monster?!:stressed:

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Give me till Friday and I will.

YES HE IS DEAD

[Shilohan ninja]

Then can I make up a new monster to have people fight?

[Kung_Fu_Master]

*tapes a large sign saying "TROLL" to the one spot on zircon's back where he can't reach, no matter how hard he tries, then sends a pm to mith about a troll tormenting caa*

Zircon tries very hard to reach said sign but cannot reach it. As soon as he hears of Mith coming Zircon heads for the hills

ZIRCON HP: 1,990,000
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*asks blob to share Bible with Zircon* ^_^

Zircon thanks blob and goes back to destroying the city

ZIRCON HP: 1,990,000
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Ok, so it's a giant skeleton demon....thing....oh, goody.....*sends massive concrete wave at Zircon*

You made Zircon break a bone…..oh wait (Massive screaming is heard in the background)

ZIRCON HP: 1,290,000
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*Summons the Dragon to fight Zircon* Alright Dragon, Lets go for it!
*Jumps on the dragon's back* *Dragon lunches a claw attack near Zircon's face*

That’s not fair T^T

ZIRCON HP: 1,270,000
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<_< >_> Come on guys! *rallies everyone together for a super charge attack*
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* Hit#1 shards randomly hits Zircon*

Doesn’t even flinch
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Stabbing his burning sword into the shoulder, he split the shoulder in half while riding all the way up his arm. (Hit#2)

Well, Zircon seems to be missing an arm. Does anyone know where it went?
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The inside of the skull suddenly looked like fourth of July. Chainwalker continued to unload his barrage, chi-boom, chi-boom, chi-boom. He then quickly put away one of the revolvers, grabbed his sword and thrusted out of the right eye socket.

For some odd reason, Zircon has a hangover and cannot see out of his right eye
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The bullets hit the bikes gas tank, resulting in such a large explosion that you could see the fire from its eye sockets.

Pretty lights
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“Want some more?"

Have you even started?

ZIRCON HP: 250,000
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Flings a carebear doll while patiently waiting for someone else to post o_O;

The caring, it burns

ZIRCON HP: 200,000
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*Attacks Zircon with a rusty, plastic spoon*

My eyes….oh wait

ZIRCON HP: 190,000
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*bakes dozens of cookies in a tree and uses them to bribe an angry band of murderous sporks to attack zircon*
"cookie-man say...kill"

o.O gulp

ZIRCON HP: 150,000
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I watch intently as my fellow CAA posters lay waste to the Zicron monster and, finally seeing a chance to throw in my own two bits, pull out my super shrunken of stealth and destruction and fling in Zicron's general direction. As my little friend flies stealthily toward its target, it rapidly multiplies at the astounding rate equal to that of an ameba. The deadly silent stars of doom remain unseen and unheard even as they pass through the monster’s bones with the grim accuracy of a diamond cutter's laser. Then I sit back in satisfaction with venti hot cocoa from Starbucks and Gundam Wing DVD in my secret hiding spot that no one knows about but me and God. All in a day's work for a spirit-anointed ninja such as myself.

And oddly Zircon does not notice the damage done to him

ZIRCON HP: 100,000
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Sadly Zircon cannot be destroyed unless one knows Zircon's true name.

Zircon’s real name is Zircon, duh

ZIRCON HP: No Change
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Anywho, in retaliation, I barrage Zicron with a hail of haidukens for about an hour or so, then I top it off with 3 successive holy hand grenades

OH for crying out loud

ZIRCON HP: 50,000- That cool music did nothing to aid zircon, but it was nice
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*duct tapes mathgrant to zircon's face*

IT BURNS

ZIRCON HP: 1,000
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In a sudden brain spark, I pull out a calcium deficiency bomb and chuck it at Zicron and follow it up with a serious barrage with the hammer brother hammer.

Zircon laughs at your attempts to stop him

ZIRCON HP: 000,000,000 Rolls overs and dies
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Sorry it took so long, Internet was out, and if you want to make a monster ask Ridley

[Shilohan ninja]

So Ridley, CAN I MAKE A NEW MONSTER NOW??!

[Sanji07]

I love the random "attacks" you guys post. XD

[RidleyofZebes]

So Ridley, CAN I MAKE A NEW MONSTER NOW??!

Be my guest! Just don't forget to update! ^_^]I love the random "attacks" you guys post. XD[/QUOTE]
You'd be surprised. Those "attacks" are sometimes more powerful than all the combined nuclear warheads in the world! It's one of the hallmarks of this game.

[Sparx00]

*sparx00 learns the summon ablity! sparx00 can now summon the dragon!*
I have a GF now! (GF in this case means Guardian Force)

[Shilohan ninja]

*YAY! NEW MONSTER MAKING ABILITY!*

Zicron defeated, the CAA community gradually rebuilds again and everything seems peaceful ... for a while.
Then, one day, off in the distance a quiet, low rumble is heard away to the east, growing louder and more violent by the minute. The clear blue sky soon begins turning dark gray with ominous clouds that seem to appear from nothingness. The people stop to watch the forboding phenomena, unaware of what is causing it. Suddenly, the ground lurches violently downward in the middle of the city, as though it were struck by an unusually enormous sledge hammer, causing the whole area within a one hundred mile radius to roll outward like an enormous tidal wave. When the dust settles and the ground finally stops reverberating, there at first appears to be nothing there. However, as shaken survivors slowly and cautiously crawl from the decimated ground zero, a large being in the crater begins to become visible and take shape. It is, in fact a gigantic dragon-like shapeshifter, known only as Draken, the spawn of a biogenetic experiment corrupted by an unintendedly high dose of dark wizardry in a middle-eastern bionuclear science lab. His eyes open, revealing a firey red glow that cuts through and sees into the souls of men, and grins with long razor sharp fangs, each seven feet long. In challenge, he throws back his head and lets out an earsplitting roar, throwing great balls of brimstone and fire into the air, and laughs at the CAA community in defiance.
"COME, LITTLE COWARDS, CHALLENGE ME!!! I GROW TIRED OF WAITING!!!", he thunders.

Draken's HP: 666,000,000
Ready
Set

[Sparx00]

*begins the attack by thrusting Excaliber through Draken's chest*

[mathgrant]

I tell Draken:

"Come on. You don't reaallly want to ravage a city, do you? No! What you reaallly want is for mathgrant to win. So, uh, just die now, and I'll win. And I'll get to create a monster!

"Pretty please? D="

[Taran]

*Starts playing a really out of tune guitar hoping to make the draken want to leave*

[Yeshua-Knight]

*duct tapes mathgrant to the inside of Draken's ear*