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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:27 pm

I see the playwright has returned. ^_^ *beholds the action in quiet curiosity*
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Postby minakichan » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:45 pm

wot.

We should totally be allowed to cast votes for the winner-- or if that's too mean, at least to be able to propose possible ideas for moves, included items, etc.

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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:10 pm

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Postby Kurama » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:11 pm

AHHHH!!!!!


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Postby Aileen Kailum » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:17 pm

Fascinating.

I believe I'll need some popcorn.
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Postby Ingemar » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:21 am

[SIZE="5"]Special: GRUDGE MATCH: Omega Amen vs. UC Pseudonym[/SIZE]

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Welcome to another exciting broadcast of CAA Free-For-All, brought to you by C.O.R.R.I.E! Today the demons of the past rise again as two of the fora's powerhouses duke it out in a high-octane, ultra-violent FINAL MATCH. Omega Amen and UC Pseudonym!!!!



(Setting: Siberia)

(UC PSEUDONYM is scribbling what appears to be an outline. He is also muching on trail mix. Only a title, "Treatise to Unoriginal Ideas in Fanworks" is visible. He is dressed in his trademark* scarf and shades and is reclining by a tree. OMEGA AMEN is slurping tea elsewhere, sitting on a conveniently, if inexplicably placed dinette set in the middle of a lawn covered with snow. He has a book on programming or something or other one the table.)

Omega Amen:
(slurp) I hope this works.

(A dimensional (?) portal opens up and out falls DEBITT, f.k.a. KOKORO DAISUKE, accompanied by several floating dolls).

Debitt:
Kyaaaaaah! First pollen, then lack of Mountain Dew and kasdlkfawerfsadfdsf9i I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING SIBERIA WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS GOING ON PLEASE INFORM ME CUZ I DON'T HAVE FLIPPING CLUE ZOMG.

Omega Amen:
There you are. So it seems my little plan worked.

Debitt:
Oh, hai...uh, you! Um, (lol) whut?

Omega Amen:
I'm going to murder UC Pseudonym... and you are going to help me. (slurp).

Debitt:
And why would I want to do that?

Omega Amen:
Because--

(BRIEF FLASHBACK-- we see DEBITT getting stabbed by a Sephiroth-pastiche and also her getting in a fight with UC)

Debitt:
Hold a dang moment! This is your fight, not mine.

Omega Amen:
I'm not sure about that. (He hands her a crudely-written bunch of 8x11 pages with a title page WHY AIR GEAR SUCKS by UC PSEUDONYM).

Debitt:
WHAT!!! THAT [CENSORED]!!! I'll KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM!!!!

Omega:
(devilish grin) Exactly as planned.



(UC PSEUDONYM continues writing when suddenly, a hail of brilliant bullets decimate his tree. DEBITT floats above).

Debitt:
That will show him!

UC:
(appears from behind) Show him what?

Debitt:
GYAAAGH! UC! For insulting my fandom and killing me, you deserve to die! Eat this!...

[Curse] Eerily Luminous Shanghai Dolls -Hard-

(Hundreds of DEBITT's dolls appear and pepper the battlefield with bullets like rain. UC tries to dodge them. He gives up).

UC:
I've underestimated you. I cannot possibly match you and your legions of creepy dolls. At least finish me off like like a warrior, face to face, your blade to my neck.

Debitt:
Tee hee hee!

(DEBITT calls off her dolls and pulls out a knife and walks up to UC PSEUDONYM. However, he grabs a peanut from his trail mix and shoves it in her eye)


Debitt:
GYAAAAHOMGHOWDOIKEEPFALLINGFORTHISCRAPPGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

(Her eyes water and swell, her head turns red and blows up like a balloon and explodes in a violent shower of blood and brains. Her dolls float around her remains as if in mourning. Minutes later, they stop moving and fall. UC doesn't notice and pulls out his papers and pen until he is interrupted by a shining blast of energy.)


Omega Amen:
(piloting a giant mecha) We meet again, MODERATOR!


[SIZE="4"]TO BE CONCLUDED![/SIZE]

*UC Pseudonym is depicted in Mave's fanart as a Sephiroth pastiche with sunglasses and a scarf.

Author's note: Some of the veteran readers may see this as a rehash of previous battles. I am doing this for the sake of the newer readers.
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Postby Sparx00 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:25 am

Er... whats going on here?
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Postby Doubleshadow » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:41 am

ROFL! Wow, the nostalgia man, the nostalgia...
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:53 am

This will be EPIC. :evil:
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Postby Sparx00 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:01 am

Hmm... Interesting.
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Postby Doubleshadow » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:28 am

Since OmegaAmen won the last round he has the advantage I would say, unless UC has developed an anti-Chinese cinema counter.
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Postby Sparx00 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:30 am

Hey, I'm just here to watch and bet. But If I have to, I'll fight.
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Postby Taran » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:54 pm

I like to watch but i'm not sure about the fighting.
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Postby LadyRushia » Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:12 pm

The suspense is killing me, XD.
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:28 pm

[font="palatino Linotype"]...*is confused now...*[/font]
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Postby Omega Amen » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:14 pm

Doubleshadow (post: 1218855) wrote:Since OmegaAmen won the last round he has the advantage I would say, unless UC has developed an anti-Chinese cinema counter.


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Postby Sparx00 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:43 pm

*claps* Very impressive.
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Postby Ingemar » Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:05 pm

The continuation of this match is too awesome to be contained by mere text. So I think I'll just show a brief video of what happened.
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Postby LadyRushia » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:08 pm

I see. Yes, there is no way of putting that to words.
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Postby Sparx00 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:39 pm

That had to be the most colors in one picture I've ever seen before.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:00 pm

The Chocolate Rain one is creepier o.o;

I've heard of this epic battle between UC and Debs from somewhere *thinks*. May I ask what happened \o.o/

And, what went on between UC and Omega o.o? Inquiring minds want to know.. mainly mine xD;
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Postby Ingemar » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:07 pm

OK OK OK it will continue--but later.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:17 pm

Omega Amen has the power of Asian cinema and employs a lethal killing technique.

UC draws from good shounen, and no one has ever seen his zanpakutō and lived.
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Postby mathgrant » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:18 pm

My prediction is that either Fish and Chips or Chuck Norris will win.
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Postby rii namuras » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:26 am

[color="Red"](Win.)[/color]
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:17 am

Hey let me participate!
How about...
Rocklobster vs. whoever posts next
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Postby Ingemar » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:34 pm

Rocklobster vs. Ingemar

(INGEMAR summons MILLIONS OF BEARS to devour ROCKLOBSTER).

Now that this is settled, hang tight for the continuation of Omega Amen vs. uc Pseudonym.
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:24 pm

Any chance I could fight cause you know, I am a Kung Fu Master after all
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Postby Sheenar » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:26 pm

Hey, I already said I could take them on!
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:04 pm

Ah hem, I rule the Mafia, remember that Mafia game I started, yeah that one.
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