The (un)official CAA Chat Thread

[Tsukuyomi]

LOL, I REREAD THE COW TIPPING CONVO.. AND ABOUT DIED XDDD
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I remember seeing that part before I left xD WE ALL LOVE YOU DAN ^______^

[Sheenar]

Mithrandir 09:30 - But their "cows" have both horns and udders.

Just have to clear this up. Yes, cows (female cattle) can have both horns and udders. There are "horned" and "polled" (hornless) breeds/varieties of cattle. Horns do not determine gender in cattle like they do for say, gazelle.

That is all.

[CrimsonRyu17]

chatbot 04:55 - JadenMental asks, Did Mith sacrifice a baby to make this chat?
My answer: Yes
HanaRyuuzaki 04:55 - D:
JadenMental 04:55 - Ohhhh......
CrimsonRyu17 04:55 - ... D8
JadenMental is wiiiiiise.
CrimsonRyu17 04:55 - OMIGOSH.
HanaRyuuzaki 04:55 - XDD
ShiroiHikari 04:55 - ....
CrimsonRyu17 04:55 - THAT IS SCARY. D8
JadenMental 04:55 - Told you!
CrimsonRyu17 04:55 - WE MUST TELL PPL ABOUT THIS.

[Sheenar]

I always knew there was something sinister going on...

[Mister Frodo]

MisterFrodo 10:14 - You're beautiful
MisterFrodo 10:14 - You're beautiful
MisterFrodo 10:14 - You're beautiful, it's true
RadicalDreamer 10:14 - Dude
RadicalDreamer 10:14 - <3 that song

I will forever have dirt on Corrie now.

It's not like she can ban my account or anything, right?

[Radical Dreamer]

FOR THE RECORD.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT "I WlLL POSSESS YOUR HEART."

AND YOU ALL FAIL. OH SO HARD.

[ADXC]

I thought it was...

RadicalDreamer 10:17 - man
RadicalDreamer 10:17 - you guys
RadicalDreamer 10:17 - fail so fard

[Mister Frodo]

FOR THE RECORD.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT "I WlLL POSSESS YOUR HEART."

AND YOU ALL FAIL. OH SO FARD.

Fixed.

[ADXC]

Thanks, Fardo.

[Tsukuyomi]

chatbot 04:55 - JadenMental asks, Did Mith sacrifice a baby to make this chat?
My answer: Yes
HanaRyuuzaki 04:55 - D:
JadenMental 04:55 - Ohhhh......
CrimsonRyu17 04:55 - ... D8
JadenMental is wiiiiiise.
CrimsonRyu17 04:55 - OMIGOSH.
HanaRyuuzaki 04:55 - XDD
ShiroiHikari 04:55 - ....
CrimsonRyu17 04:55 - THAT IS SCARY. D8
JadenMental 04:55 - Told you!
CrimsonRyu17 04:55 - WE MUST TELL PPL ABOUT THIS.

HAHAHAHAHA, THAT"S HILARIOUS XDDD

[ADXC]

10:50 - I like to wake up some mornings, and chase hookers around my apartment. In the nude. With a chainsaw.



10:54 - I want to go in, and every time I get censored it needs to say "Mith likes young boys"


10:58 - Rape is never a laughing matter.

10:58 - Unless it involves a clown.


11:05 - Me being dead would not really be a big deal to me lol. Not like I would be aware of it.

[Tsukuyomi]

Like I said in the chat.. "Mith likes boys o.o?" XDD

[ADXC]

FishandChips 09:35 - Me, I'm going for grizzly writer.

FishandChips 09:35 - I'm going to buy a mountain cottage and cut myself off from everyone.

FishandChips 09:35 - Release a new book every 10 years, and hate on the industry.

animedude90 09:35 - Be a hermit?

Popsicle 09:35 - lol

FishandChips 09:35 - Be Alan Moore.

animedude90 09:36 - Well first you need to go to the mountains.

FishandChips 09:36 - Mountains I have.

FishandChips 09:36 - Step one - grow out beard.

FishandChips 09:36 - Step two - be cynical.

FishandChips 09:36 - Step three - write brilliance.

FishandChips 09:37 - Step four - hate everyone

FishandChips 09:37 - Step five - recluse.

FishandChips 09:37 - Step six repeat.

[Sheenar]

He could also be Cormac McCarthy. XD

[Fish and Chips]

Adorima 10:08 - Fishandchips: are you man of color?
MisterFrodo 10:09 - Fish is a pretty colorful guy.
10:09 - AziertheSwordsman wanders out of the chat.
Adorima 10:09 - I am a woman of the asian persuasion
Adorima 10:09 - lol
Adorima 10:09 - I love saying that
Kunoichi 10:09 - lol
Adorima 10:09 - yes I agree, he is
RadicalDreamer 10:09 - Fish is a Philipino.
Adorima 10:09 - ABA! Filipina ka ba fish?
MisterFrodo 10:09 - And Kaorrie is an Asian.
Adorima 10:09 - kaya mo mag salita nang tagalog?!
Adorima 10:09 - Filipino*
Tsukuyomi 10:10 - HE'LL CUT YOU D:<
Tsukuyomi's just kidding 8D
FishandChips 10:10 - I had no idea all these people knew of my super secret Philipino ancestry.

[Sparx00]

chatbot 10:38 - sparx00 asks, Am I awesome?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
Kunoichi 10:39 - LOL
Kunoichi 10:39 - burned!
chatbot 10:39 - sparx00 asks, Well, I just want to know...
My answer: I think it's possible.
Kunoichi 10:39 - LOL
sparx00 10:39 - Yay! X3
chatbot 10:39 - sparx00 asks, Is Kunoichi awesome?
My answer: 42
Kunoichi 10:39 - Bwahaha
chatbot 10:39 - sparx00 asks, Is that a yes?
My answer: Yes
Kunoichi 10:40 - i got burned
sparx00 10:40 - XD
Kunoichi 10:40 - LOL
Kunoichi 10:40 - and redeemed
chatbot 10:40 - sparx00 asks, What about ark? Is he awesome?
My answer: Tuna Fish
Kunoichi 10:40 - tuna..fish?
Kunoichi 10:40 - lol
chatbot 10:41 - sparx00 asks, Uhh... I can't tell that one... Is that a yes?
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 10:41 - sparx00 asks, ...Well?
My answer: Ark is scary.
chatbot 10:41 - sparx00 asks, but is he awesome?
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
sparx00 10:41 - Uhhh...
Kunoichi 10:41 - how do you do that?
sparx00 10:41 - I'll just leave it at that.
Kunoichi 10:41 - ......lol
sparx00 10:42 - How do I do that?
sparx00 10:42 - Easy,
Kunoichi 10:42 - the chat box thing
sparx00 10:42 - The chatbot likes me!
Kunoichi 10:42 - psh
chatbot 10:42 - sparx00 asks, Come on, tell her you like me.
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 10:42 - sparx00 asks, It's okay, she wont tell anyone.
My answer: Yes
sparx00 10:42 - See?
Kunoichi 10:42 - LOL
sparx00 10:42 - She likes me!

[Tsukuyomi]

Lol, oh that Anna.. She's a silly one u_u/

[ADXC]

animedude90 10:50 - Man you know what? This chat seems like its drunk even without actually being drunk.

[Fish and Chips]

Wind 08:33 - is it normal to be scared when you are a new mom?
CognitiveGear 08:33 - Hey all
chibiphonebooth 08:34 - hey guysss
FishandChips 08:34 - Ah, so this is the purpose of your mysterious PM.
chibiphonebooth 08:34 - hm? what's happening
FishandChips 08:34 - Of course, Fish, being a guy, knows all about the wonders and horrors of motherhood.
FishandChips 08:34 - You came to the right member.
Wind 08:35 - oh yeah fish ummm I forgot you were a guy sorry!
FishandChips 08:35 - I know.
FishandChips 08:35 - Sometimes even I forget.
Wind 08:35 - lol
MisterFrodo 08:35 - Now, I have no real life experience on the subject. So that's just a guess.
Wind 08:35 - O.O
08:35 - A chime sounds at the front door. Kkun enters the chat.
FishandChips 08:35 - But then I look in the mirror and see that I am either one very good looking man, or one very ugly woman.

[RobinSena]

He could also be Cormac McCarthy. XD

Or Theodore Kaczynski. 0_o

[ADXC]

Rockleeluv475 08:07 - ya.....him......somehow theres a lot less fangirls of him then of L at my school......and L dies

ADXC 08:08 - Ah you ruined the show for yourself.

ADXC 08:08 - Well I should expect so.

ADXC 08:08 - L is the one with they usually fight over, not light.

Rockleeluv475 08:09 - correction, i was innocently standing on the sidelines of a DN conversation, and someone grabbed me and yelled "L dies! L dies!" and i was like "uh.....right.....L.....ya....um.....ok then"

Rockleeluv475 08:09 - so i didnt ruin the show for myself

ADXC 08:09 - Man, why didn't they just take away your virginity instead!

[GeneD]

-i was innocently reading the unofficial chat thread and someone grabbed me and yelled spoiler tags please. I know it's an old show and I've actually seen it so I know, but still... I'm sure someone who hasn't seen it will appreciate spoilers warnings, kthanx.

[Tsukuyomi]

Wind 08:33 - is it normal to be scared when you are a new mom?
CognitiveGear 08:33 - Hey all
chibiphonebooth 08:34 - hey guysss
FishandChips 08:34 - Ah, so this is the purpose of your mysterious PM.
chibiphonebooth 08:34 - hm? what's happening
FishandChips 08:34 - Of course, Fish, being a guy, knows all about the wonders and horrors of motherhood.
FishandChips 08:34 - You came to the right member.
Wind 08:35 - oh yeah fish ummm I forgot you were a guy sorry!
FishandChips 08:35 - I know.
FishandChips 08:35 - Sometimes even I forget.
Wind 08:35 - lol
MisterFrodo 08:35 - Now, I have no real life experience on the subject. So that's just a guess.
Wind 08:35 - O.O
08:35 - A chime sounds at the front door. Kkun enters the chat.
FishandChips 08:35 - But then I look in the mirror and see that I am either one very good looking man, or one very ugly woman.

Lol, I just saw this and lul'd XD

[ADXC]

09:04 - PrincessZelda wanders out of the chat.
ADXC 09:05 - Ah Zelda didn't save her game.
KagayakiWashi 09:05 - Ohn! Ganon kidnapped the princess!
KagayakiWashi 09:05 - SHE DIDN'T HOLD THE RESET BUTTON WHEN SHE TURNED OFF THE POWER! ohno
ADXC 09:06 - Link was not quick enough.
ADXC 09:06 - Link failed.
ADXC 09:07 - Instead of playing that Ocarina, he could have saved Zelda!
KagayakiWashi 09:07 - Stupid Link, changing the seasons.....it killed my crops
ADXC 09:08 - Trying to orchestrate the winds with a wand!
ADXC 09:08 - Actually once you think about it, Link had plenty of deadly weapons as a child.
ADXC 09:09 - And wandering around unsupervised!

[Tarnish]

xblack_x_rosesx 10:40 - I love the KKK. A town next to mine has the biggest group gathering in western canada there every year. I see it on the telly often.

xblack_x_rosesx 10:41 - Good fun, I say.

[ADXC]

Of course she wasn't serious when she said it.

[xblack_x_rosesx]

Actually, I was.
And am.

;P

[ADXC]

ADXC 10:58 - Yeah. But it is challenging.

ADXC 10:58 - Hey.

bigsleepj 10:58 - Good Evening, everyone

Tsukuyomi waves ^ ^/)

ADXC 10:59 - Hmm, it's kinda morning.

Tsukuyomi 10:59 - Ohayou, Gozaimasu \o.o/

ADXC 10:59 - But yeah evening.

bigsleepj 10:59 - It's 9 in the morning here. 9:00am.

ADXC 11:00 - 2 in the morning here.

bigsleepj 11:00 - Helium Filled Balloons?

ADXC 11:00 - Hmm, what about them?

bigsleepj 11:01 - They're coming to get you...

11:01 - A chime sounds at the front door. indyrocker enters the chat.

indyrocker 11:02 - yo

ADXC 11:02 - They are?

ADXC 11:02 - Hey.

11:02 - A chime sounds at the front door. Kaligraphic enters the chat.

ADXC 11:03 - Hello.

Kaligraphic 11:03 - By the Great Meerkat! People!

Kaligraphic 11:03 - Hello!

Kaligraphic 11:03 - I love you all, except one of you.

indyrocker 11:03 - mmmmm

ADXC 11:03 - Meerkat!

ADXC 11:04 - Im just wondering Kali, do you say that because of the chat we did on it or are there other reasons?

bigsleepj 11:05 - Gotta go. Fare thee well,, everyone

11:05 - bigsleepj has quit: snick

Kaligraphic 11:05 - What, you don't know about the great meerkat?

ADXC 11:05 - Bye.

ADXC 11:05 - The one that grows in the great pumpkin patch?

ADXC 11:05 - JK

Kaligraphic 11:06 - They say that on Lincoln's birthday, if you're truly sincere, the Great Meerkat will rise up out of the eggplant patch...

ADXC 11:06 - Nice!

ADXC 11:06 - Oh tell me more Kali Green!

ADXC 11:07 - This chat now feels...quote worthy.

Kaligraphic 11:07 - He brings toys and small furry animals to all those who live by the code of the Meerkat.

11:07 - indyrocker wanders out of the chat.

ADXC 11:07 - Does he deliever to Boe Dool?

Kaligraphic 11:08 - And great fortune will follow those graced by his presence.

Kaligraphic 11:08 - Boe Dool?

ADXC 11:08 - And Wouldstock?

ADXC 11:08 - Im refering to Joe Cool.

Kaligraphic 11:09 - If they are truly sincere, and live by the code of the Meerkat, I'm sure he does.

Kaligraphic 11:09 - But do not be too hasty to seek his blessing!

11:10 - CognitiveGear wanders out of the chat.

ADXC 11:10 - But why out of a eggplant patch?

Kaligraphic 11:10 - If you take up the code of the Meerkat, and later abandon that path, you will be visited by the Great Warthog!

ADXC 11:10 - Do meerkats eat those?

ADXC 11:11 - The Great Warthog!

Kaligraphic 11:11 - Simple. Eggplants have the Meerkat nature.

ADXC 11:11 - Sounds like Pumba.

ADXC 11:11 - Oh I see.

Kaligraphic 11:11 - If the Great Warthog comes upon you, he will visit you three times.

ADXC 11:12 - Is the Great Meerkat, Timon?

Kaligraphic 11:12 - The first time the Great Warthog comes, he will visit in your sleep, and he will tear your clothes, and spoil your dreams, as a warning.

Kaligraphic 11:13 - The name of the Great Meerkat is a secret, known only to the Priests of the Order of the Suricat.

ADXC 11:13 - But can't I just be like Link and slash him with my swords untill he glows red and starts charging at me?

Kaligraphic 11:15 - What, while you're asleep? Nobody ever wakes up on the first visit, but on the later visits, the Great Warthog appears to have an insubstantial form, yet still is able to do damage.

ADXC 11:15 - This stuff is so complicated.

Kaligraphic 11:16 - The second time he comes, if you have not mended your ways, he will come just as you are falling asleep, and will trap you in the gap between the waking world and the dream world. He will hold you there for three days, while you are powerless to wake or to fight him.

ADXC 11:17 - Where did you hear all of this from?

ADXC 11:18 - Sounds like communist propaganda to me.

ADXC 11:19 - JK

Kaligraphic 11:19 - He will steal your dreams and from that night until he comes again, or he accepts that you have mended your ways, you will have no dreams of your own, but will dream of ancient times long forgotten, where the thoughts of the dead will command you. You will find yourself in the place of the condemned in the great prison of Mroha Kalatum.

ADXC 11:20 - That does not sound good.

RoyMustang 11:21 - brb

11:22 - RoyMustang wanders out of the chat.

Kaligraphic 11:22 - On the third visit, he will come in the waking world, and will walk beside you for a day, unseen by others, and if you have not mended your ways, after that day, you will find all of your powers fading away. If you have received the Meerkat's Blessing, it shall depart. Your limbs will wither, and your mind will fog. Fate will turn against you, and will preserve you only for torment.

Kaligraphic 11:23 - You will be utterly abandoned by the powers of the Meerkat.

ADXC 11:23 - That sounds terrible!

ADXC 11:24 - But alas I have not seen either the Great Meerkat or the Great Warthog.

Kaligraphic 11:24 - So do not be quick to pledge yourself idly to the code of the Meerkat, only to abandon it later. It is something which demands the full measure of dedication.

Kaligraphic 11:24 - But if you do, the rewards can be beyond mortal reckoning.

ADXC 11:25 - Really?

Kaligraphic 11:25 - Yes.

ADXC 11:25 - Like what?

ADXC 11:25 - 72 virgins and some gin?

11:26 - ShiroiHikari wanders out of the chat.

Kaligraphic 11:26 - It is believed that Barack Obama once say the Great Meerkat, and the Great Meerkat said to him, "I will grant you your heart's desire." Apparently, he really wanted to be President.

Kaligraphic 11:26 - Er, he saw the Great Meerkat.

ADXC 11:27 - Did Michelle see the Great Meerkat as well?

Kaligraphic 11:27 - Alexander the Great built his empire on the strength of the Meerkat's Blessing, but died when he broke the code.

ADXC 11:28 - So are you saying the same thing might happen to Obama in which case he will see the Great Warthog?

Kaligraphic 11:28 - No, Michelle only saw the Great Pumpkin, which is why she's going to be First Lady, and not President.

ADXC 11:28 - I suppose Hillary saw the Great Warthog already.

Kaligraphic 11:28 - All who follow the code of the Meerkat, if they fall away, may see the Great Warthog.

Kaligraphic 11:29 - No, Hillary was just a nasty little *censored* and people happened to notice.

ADXC 11:30 - I guess.

ADXC 11:31 - Poor Palin, she almost saw the Great Meerkat.

Kaligraphic 11:31 - Yes, but she was not quite sincere enough.

ADXC 11:31 - Really?

Kaligraphic 11:31 - But I don't feel bad for her, she gets to shoot things from helicopters, which is still awesome.

ADXC 11:32 - She gets to hunt moose.

Kaligraphic 11:32 - And she still might see the Great Meerkat.

ADXC 11:32 - I wonder if she hunts meerkats and warthogs.

Kaligraphic 11:33 - Yeah, I know that some people were up in arms about the helicopter hunting, but if I had the opportunity to shoot a moose from a helicopter, I'd take it in a heartbeat.

ADXC 11:34 - Yeah, she's doing the Lord's will.

Kaligraphic 11:36 - There was a man in Winnipeg who saw the Great Meerkat and received as a boon the ability to pull cheeseburgers out of a hat, without having to fill the hat with cheeseburgers in advance.

ADXC 11:37 - Nice.

ADXC 11:37 - Should I put this in the Unofficial chat thread?

Kaligraphic 11:38 - William Shakespeare saw the Great Meerkat, and asked that his writings be remembered for all times.

Kaligraphic 11:38 - If you like.

ADXC 11:38 - He lucked out on that deal.

Kaligraphic 11:38 - Yup. And he thought that it would happen through his poetry.

ADXC 11:39 - His sonets?

Kaligraphic 11:39 - yeah.

ADXC 11:39 - sonnets*

Tsukuyomi 11:39 - I have yarn wiht your gys' color fonts ^ ^

ADXC 11:39 - or however you spell them.

Kaligraphic 11:39 - sonnets.

Tsukuyomi isn't sure if that made sense, but I have some yarn with a mixture of greens 8D

ADXC 11:39 - You do?

Kaligraphic 11:39 - SONET is a network technology.

ADXC 11:39 - Cool.

Kaligraphic 11:40 - I don't think I have any yarn with your font color, Tsu. Perhaps I should ask the Greak Meerkat for some?

Kaligraphic 11:42 - Did you know that Papa John's exists as the result of the Meerkat's Blessing?

Kaligraphic 11:42 - It's true.

ADXC 11:43 - Papa John's makes good pizza.

ADXC 11:43 - No I didn't know that.

ADXC 11:43 - THE MORE YOU KNOW!

Kaligraphic 11:44 - Yup.

Kaligraphic 11:45 - And a certain, well-liked member of this very site was forced to depart when he saw the Great Meerkat, and hit him with a garden hoe.

Kaligraphic 11:46 - But that former member almost got a wish granted.

ADXC 11:46 - XD

ADXC 11:46 - Which member was it?

Kaligraphic 11:46 - I can't tell you.

ADXC 11:47 - Ah really?

Kaligraphic 11:47 - It's the terms under which I received the information. I can't reveal which user.

Kaligraphic 11:47 - Sorry.

ADXC 11:47 - Okay.

Tsukuyomi 11:50 - Awww 8(

Kaligraphic 11:50 - Gene Rodenberry saw the Great Meerkat, way back when he was struggling to sell Star Trek. He asked to be able to sell Star Trek, and the Great Meerkat granted him one of the great sci-fi properties of the century.

Kaligraphic 11:51 - That's why it's been such a long-lived property.

[KumaruRockz]

Sorry for gravedigging. Lol.

KagayakiWashi 03:15 - Hey, what's worse than biting into an apple and finding worms?
Kkun 03:15 - Biting into worms and finding apples?
KumaruRockz 03:15 - xD
goldenspines 03:15 - o.O
KhakiBlueSocks 03:15 - Not eating apples period?
goldenspines 03:15 - Apples. :d
KagayakiWashi 03:15 - watching Cowboy Bebop
Kkun 03:16 - ...
Kkun 03:16 - Wait, are you serious?
KagayakiWashi 03:16 - No
Kkun 03:16 - Oh, okay.
goldenspines 03:16 - o.o
Kkun 03:16 - I thought I was going to have to shun you.
goldenspines 03:16 - Good evening everyone, by the way.
KagayakiWashi 03:16 - My roommate told me to say that after giving him the real punchline
Kkun 03:16 - Hey goldy.
Kkun 03:16 - lawl.
KagayakiWashi 03:16 - Hi Goldy
goldenspines 03:17 - Heh
KhakiBlueSocks puts away the shun-stick.

[Fish and Chips]

FishandChips 04:35 - I should probably get out of her/
RadicalDreamer 04:35 - Later! XD
Kkun 04:35 - kjfdkjnsdfkjnskdjfnskdfnsdf
Kkun 04:35 - kasdnkajsnd
FishandChips 04:35 - here.* Man that was a terrible typo.
Tsukuyomi 04:35 - lol
RadicalDreamer 04:35 - DAgajfgkhakl
CognitiveGear 04:35 - ROFL
RadicalDreamer 04:35 - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LadyRushia 04:35 - Oh, Fish is in here.
Tsukuyomi 04:35 - QUOTED XDD
RadicalDreamer 04:35 - SAVE'D
FishandChips 04:35 - Not for long. : |