Run Jesus Run: The Ten Second Gospel

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Run Jesus Run: The Ten Second Gospel

Postby Peanut » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:25 am

I came across this game a few minutes ago, and I love it. Words can't really describe it, you just have to play it.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:38 am

Dude I got freaken websensed in the cafe just now.

You suck. Haha. Good thing I had my headphones in. XD
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Postby Fish and Chips » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:42 am

Got all 12 disciples YEAH.
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Postby Peanut » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:50 am

So did I Fish, so did I...

Mr. SmartyPants (post: 1384711) wrote:Dude I got freaken websensed in the cafe just now.

You suck. Haha. Good thing I had my headphones in. XD


I find it humorous that SEU websensed a game about Jesus.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:57 am

It just hit me that the background music is Jesus is a Friend of Mine.
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Postby Peanut » Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:02 pm

Oh gosh...it is!
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:18 pm

Man I suck at this game.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:14 pm

I demand a New Game + mode. Secret content based on apocryphal books allowing you to get more than 12 disciples.
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Postby ADXC » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:36 pm

XD Oh my, goodness.

Even one of the controls gets me. Space: DO JESUS THINGS
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Postby Ante Bellum » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:35 pm

Awesome. It's actually light enough for my old laptop to handle it (Normally it doesn't like games very much...).
Oh yeah, and I got twelve disciples as well.
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Postby Nate » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:50 pm

Man you guys didn't find the secret level with the extra miracle? Ha ha I got 13 disciples I AM THE BEST JESUS.
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Postby Reon » Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:02 pm

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Postby Straylight » Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:02 pm

What is this i don't even
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Postby Cognitive Gear » Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:47 pm

Nate (post: 1384781) wrote:Man you guys didn't find the secret level with the extra miracle? Ha ha I got 13 disciples I AM THE BEST JESUS.


That's nothing. I found Mary Magdalene hidden behind John.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:49 am

If you stare at the scoring screen long enough, Jesus has a wife.
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Postby Warrior4Christ » Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:01 am

Fish and Chips (post: 1384718) wrote:It just hit me that the background music is Jesus is a Friend of Mine.

Haha, I worked it out in my second playing through.
It seems a bit randomised. I'm certain I missed a guy one time and I got 12 apostles, and then I got everyone, and I only had 11 apostles.
Also, the three crosses at the crucifixion scene is a decent victory screen.
Everywhere like such as, and MOES.

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Postby Bobtheduck » Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:46 am

Warrior4Christ (post: 1384874) wrote:Haha, I worked it out in my second playing through.
It seems a bit randomised. I'm certain I missed a guy one time and I got 12 apostles, and then I got everyone, and I only had 11 apostles.
Also, the three crosses at the crucifixion scene is a decent victory screen.


Shouldn't the victory screen have been the empty tomb?
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Postby Peanut » Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:26 am

How many disciples you get is dependent on both speed and accuracy. I know this because I've ran through the game doing the least amount of things possible and got like 5 disciples and because I can consistently get twelve disciples by completing all of the given tasks with around 3 seconds left.

Bobtheduck (post: 1384875) wrote:Shouldn't the victory screen have been the empty tomb?


This is the one flaw that I find with the game. I could understand not giving the empty tomb for getting 11 or less disciples, but I would think that as an extra scene, if you got all twelve, it should have been the empty tomb...oh well, the person did a decent job consolidating the basic story of the gospel down to 10 seconds.
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Postby Atria35 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:01 am

Ha! This is hilarious! I love it! :thumb:
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