Corrupted wish game

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:59 am

Granted, but it's recognized as a dwarf planet, which people call racist towards dwarves. Pluto is back to being a moon again.

I wish that Wash hadn't died in 'Serenity'.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:05 am

Granted. The director decided to replace Wash with a cyborg instead. Wash is still alive, though. Just in a cryochamber.

I wish I was more social.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:18 am

Granted, but now everyone else is so socially awkward, the world's government's collapse.

I wish that I had my own SPARTAN Armor.

Postby **Maokun** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:59 am

Granted. Police arrests you for indecent exposure.

I wish there were more books of Tintin.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:54 pm

Granted! Wait, did you mean "books made of Tin?"

I wish the third season of "The World God Only Knows" would hurry up and get here.

Postby **Maokun** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:03 pm

Granted that season is "hurried up" and as such, really terrible. The series gets cancelled.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Postby **ST. Attidude** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:07 am

Granted. But now you can't breath overwater.

I wish Black Rock Shooter actually shot at black rocks.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:40 am

Granted, but a lot of people complain that it is racist because she only shoots at black rocks.

I wish I was attractive to girls.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:26 am

Granted, but you're attractive to females of all ages and species. Good luck getting the Spider-monkeys away from you.

I wish I was a USNC Spartan.

Postby **Maokun** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:43 am

Granted. I have no idea what that is, so I just crudely tattoo "UR AN Spratan" on your forehead with a rusty needle and watercolors.

I wish I could visit Japan.

Postby **Phantom_Sorano** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:52 am

Granted. But by visiting Japan, you get to run through Disney Epcot.

I wish I understood car wirings.....

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:54 am

Granted, but now you are a wanted criminal because the cops think you could rob any car you want.
I wish everyone in Excel Saga didn't want to eat Menchi. Poor dog.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:55 am

Granted, but now you are a wanted criminal because the cops think you could rob any car you want.
I wish everyone in Excel Saga didn't want to eat Menchi. Poor dog.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:04 am

Granted, you've joined them and now you are their emergency food supply.
I wish Maokun knew how to use Google.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:33 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, he forgot how to use a computer.

I wish computer viruses were never created.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:53 am

Granted, but now there are more Trojan viruses, they are diseases that sneak into your house at night disguised as a wooden horse. They can pass through any solid object as well.

I wish that Bronies were awesome, instead of creepazoids.

Postby **samurai10** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:46 am

Granted. But now they're awesomely huge, and scare everybody away. Those poor children.... *shakes head*

I wish that my school and all the chores that I have to do would disappear so I can sleep in peace.

Postby **firestorm** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:10 pm

Granted. But now your dreams are filled with algebra exams and a giant version of your mom ordering you to clean your room, which has now become a warehouse of horrors.

I wish Evil Empress Topaz was transformed into Happy Pony Topaz.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:33 pm

Granted, but just she's not happy at all about being a Pony. In fact, she kicks you in the face, permanently scarring your face with two horseshoe prints.

I wish that I had a real Tardis.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:55 pm

Granted. Tardis is also known as an ancient Yugo-Slavian disease that causes the body to become numb and covers its victim in warts. Unfortunately, its only cure is listening to Owl City for 48 hours straight. His music will act as an antidote to your affliction. Too bad they didn't have him back then....

I wish I could go back in time to meet Jesus!

Postby **Maokun** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:43 pm

Granted. You are sent to Jesus's time but to the land that Australia was back then. You'd build a boat but are too busy running away from giant poisonous critters.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt that wish.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:53 pm

Granted. You didn't post, and somebody else corrupted it.

I wish for a grilled salmon dinner.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:50 am

Granted, you're teleported to a Salmon Grill Diner, where they have you for dinner.

I wish I wouldn't just corrupt wishes without adding my own.

Postby **Maokun** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:00 am

Granted, uh... the double negative means that it's exactly what you have been doing all this time. Carry on.

I wish I looked cool in The Matrix style shades and trenchcoat instead of like some posing tool.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:16 am

Granted, but the coat and shades make you look more like Captain Hammer the corporate tool, then a posing tool.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:39 pm

I wish people would quit copying my mistakes.

Postby **raider~joseph** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:41 pm

Ok they will start punishing you for them

I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted in any way shape or form.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:33 pm

Granted, but now it's not a wish anymore, is it?

I wish I had my own advanced copy of Elder Scrolls V.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:43 pm

Granted, but it only contains the first 5 seconds of the opening scene.

I wish Hollywood would stop making remakes.

Postby **Maokun** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:08 pm

Granted. Devoid of their main source of inspiration, they turn to TV to seek a new muse... You have now ushered us in the new era of Reality Cinema. Your name will be cursed for generations to come.

I wish reality TV didn't exist.

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