Corrupted wish game

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:18 pm

Granted, you now have a Chicken named curry. Who eats all of your canned foods, and lets the others go to waste.

I wish time didn't pass reaaaaalllllyyyyy slowly. And in the correct order.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:29 pm

Granted. Your Wish is invaild since the desired thing is already happening. You could have wished for peace on earth and goodwill to men.

I wish that the Mass Effect Live Action Movie will be a Success.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:18 pm

Granted, but then they do a Mass Effect 2 movie, and prequels which ruin the entire series. Wonderful.

I wish I had my own Batmobile.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:56 pm

Granted. You steal it from Batman and he hunts you down.

I wish that Harry Potter Was an Anime.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:30 pm

Granted, but it's about the Muggles and how Dumbledore snores all the time.

I wish I had my own Sentry Gun.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:29 pm

Granted. It has 1,000,000 BB Bullets and it shoots you in the groin with the BB pellets going 140 Miles Per Hour. Have a Nice Day.

I wish that Fooly Cooly had a Live Action Movie.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:42 pm

Granted, but Haruko Haruhara is played by Kirsten Stewart. Have fun with that.

I wish that I had my own Sentry sapper. This one is getting annoying.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:05 pm

First off.
On to wish: Granted. You get Stabbed by a Spy that was pretending to be a Spy.

I wish that Hollywood made a Live Action Movie of Hotel Mario.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:14 pm

Granted, but it's so good that it gets an academy award. But then it's revealed that the votes were rigged, but at least it was better then the Mario Brothers Movie.

I wish Pyros would protect me from Spies.

Postby **Neane** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:05 pm

Granted. Pyros gets shot by Sniper. Have Fun!

I wish that Twister980 had his own anime series.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:13 pm

Granted, but it's in German. Now if only we knew how to speak German... xD

I wish I was safe from the Weeping Angels.

Postby **sandalwood** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:27 pm

Granted. You locked yourself in a room to escape from them, but when you flip the switch you see the room is empty, save for a lone television set. Curious, you approach the set and turn it on. As soon as you do, you wish you hadn't; the volume is perpetually loud and nothing but the Two and a Half Men theme song is playing on it for all of eternity.

I wish I could win an art contest.

Postby **Neane** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:05 am

Granted. You win a Preschool Art Contest.

I wish that I had a Computer.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:38 am

Granted, but its a TRS-80 Color Computer. One of the first computers in existence. Now you can only play Windows Paint. If that at all.

I wish I had a RPD. (Rocket Propelled Donut Launcher.)

Postby **Neane** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:52 pm

Granted. But it's Soviet Russia: So Rocket Propelled Donut Launcher Launchs You!!

I wish that Maokun was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:35 pm

Granted, but it turns out he is an evil dictator who orders kittens to take part in the SchrÃ¶dinger's cat experiments.

I wish I had my own Lightsaber.

Postby **Neane** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:57 pm

Granted. You have a Small Saber that shoots a small beam of light like a flashlight.

I wish that the World does not end in 2012.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:55 pm

Granted, now it ends on your birthday right as you blow the candles off your cake.

I wish I was epicer.

Postby **Neane** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:05 pm

Granted. You are as epic as an ant.

I wish that the person who grants this wish may have an excellent day.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:18 pm

Granted, but I already had an excellent day. Now, everyday of my life will be spent in pain. And the odd smell of bacon.

I wish I had lettuce cologne.

Postby **Neane** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:21 pm

Granted. And a Giant Rabbit attacks you.

I wish that there was Peace on Earth.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:31 pm

Granted, now there is a giant piece of pie across the continents.

I wish that Netflix Streaming didn't suck.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:38 pm

Granted, now every other web site streaming site is awful.

I wish I created a meme.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:47 pm

Granted, but it's a meme that's about moldy old cheese. And it's not funny.

I wish I was a leader of the Resistance in Half-Life 2, that wasn't killed off.

Postby **Neane** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:13 pm

Granted. You get sent to Xen and get stuck there.

I wish that I had POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:22 am

Granted, but instead of being a Sith, you turn into the Governator.

I wish I had a shotgun.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:33 pm

Granted. It shoots dirt.

I wish that I could go back in time.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:28 pm

Granted, you can go back a minute. But you make the same wish a minute later and a cycle occurs.

I wish I had a teddy bear.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:50 pm

Granted. It is a Teddy Bear that eats Meat. Have Fun sleeping!

I wish I could go into other Universes.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:52 pm

Granted, but you get stuck in the universe where everyone is infected. Good luck, only human whoever existed in Universe 94.

I wish Episode 3 of Half-Life 2 and My Little Pony would come out at the same time. I.E. Next weekend.

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