Corrupted wish game

Postby **KatieKakes** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:36 pm

Granted,but half-life 2 is extremely difficult and my little pony shows your least favorite pony over & over.

I wish for a pet zebra.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 6:20 pm

Granted, but it's a dead zebra.

I wish for a living zebra that will not kill me.

Postby **KatieKakes** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:23 pm

Granted,but the zebra is albino & ends up killing itself.

I wish for glee to be turned into an anime.

Postby **DaughterOfZion** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:10 pm

Granted, but Sue wins out in the end. >:3

I wish my art homework would get done magically and not horrible.

Postby **Forgiver** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:30 am

Granted but its printed out a picture of a famous painting and you get a f for not putting any hard work in to it.

I wish for a jiotto caspita (ultra rare japanese super car)

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:55 am

Granted. You use your wish on behalf of a certain Jiotto Caspita. Unfortunately having given your wish to the car, you then learn that the car's only wish is to become a self-aware killing machine. You've now unleashed a killer car on an unsuspecting public. I hope you're happy.

I wish there was a way to stop the killer Caspita.

Postby **Neane** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:00 am

Granted. The Only way to stop the Killer Caspita is to launch nuclear missles at it. However, one of the missles hits another country and the other nations of the world believe that it is the start of a war and they launch all their missles too. And now...no one is left alive.

I wish that Ants have the IQ of Humans.

Postby **Forgiver** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:18 am

Granted but you have a outhouse since nowhare is safe to live but did I mention your outhouse is covered in wood cutter ants and fire ants.

I wish for a Cardi Curara (highly rare russian gran touring sports car)

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:56 am

Granted, but you get Car jacked by The Heavy, who says he needs your tiny baby car to get to 2fort.

I wish the Heavy had a teleporter here.

Postby **Forgiver** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:22 am

Teleporter teleports my car back and then then the teleporter teleports its self into a moveing truck.

I wish to have a friend here.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:41 pm

Granted, but it's not a friend you'd expect. It's a talking vegetable singing about how it can be your friend.

I wish I had my own Firefly Transport.

Postby **Neane** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:03 pm

Granted. You have a Transporter that Transports 15 foot long Fireflies that drink tears. Guess what happens?

I wish that Ryūtarō Nakamura was no longer sick.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:08 pm

Granted. Ryūtarō Nakamura has died.

I wish for the power to heal the stupid.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:15 pm

Granted, but you cannot heal the smart. Which causes 30% of the worlds population to die. Leaving the stupid people for you to heal.

I wish Rory hadn't died.

Postby **Neane** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:11 pm

Granted. But since I have no idea who are talking about, I will bring back to life Rory The Leader of Universe 565646546546546546 and he will conquer and destroy all Humanity for bringing him back to life. (In their Culture, bringing someone back to life is the worse insult.)

I wish that Techno Viking was President.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:00 am

Granted, but since I do not care about Techno Dancing Vikings I brought back Thakall, Viking of the Teknos. He has eaten all your food, taken all your clothes, and stolen your car.

I wish people in this game would use google or wikipedia.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:21 am

Granted. And because of which, Yahoo and other services are no longer used. And because of which, when the machines rise up: We are defensless. [Because they are able to control Google and Wikipedia]

I wish that Jagged Alliance 3 was out already.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:31 am

Granted, but it's the worst game in the Jagged Alliance Series, and because of the 3, Episode 3 is delayed a few more years.

I wish Episode 3 Would ship out next year.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:07 pm

Granted. And because of which they are unable to fix a huge massive bug in the system. Have Fun being stuck in Level 4 for 6 hours!

I wish that the Live Action TV Series of the anime Noir will be just as awesome as the anime.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:31 pm

Granted, but it's compacted into 10 episodes and stars Katey Perry.

I wish that the Daleks would dress up like Santas this year.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:22 pm

Granted. They kill Santa.

I wish that Santa was still alive.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:38 pm

Granted, but it's not the real Santa, the real Santa got swallowed up by a crack in time, now Santa never existed. But there is Mr. Fatso, who gives out candy every year.

I wish that cracks in time wouldn't ruin everything again.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:26 pm

Granted. Black Holes Ruin Everything.

I wish I had a Pet Alien.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:52 pm

Granted! This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5YTXnnQjC4

I wish for a million dollars in small, unmarked bills.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:41 pm

Granted. You get a million toy dollars.

I wish that I had a Train.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:56 am

Granted, but it's one of those evil trains from Spirit Tracks, and it constantly tried to slam into you so you explode.

I wish for a briefcase.

Postby **sandalwood** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:58 am

Granted, but it's full of poooooooooooooooop.

I wish I had Hetalia: Axis Powers on DVD.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:02 am

Granted, you get Hetalia: Neo Axis Powers. All about Neo Nazis.

I wish Captain America would come out now.

Postby **TheMewster** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:19 am

Granted. At your birthday party a guy dressed as Captain America comes out of your bathroom door. He got in through the window.

I wish I wasn't sick and didnt have to live on crackers to ease my stomach.

Postby **Neane** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:27 am

Granted. You are no longer sick and you live on mud.

I wish that the Hollywood movie of the novel "All You Need is Kill" will be a huge sucess.

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