Corrupted wish game

[TheMewster]

Granted but it was butchered. Still a huge success among three-year-olds though.

I wish CAA had a virtual reality thingy where users can actually meet in that virtual reality.

[TheMewster]

Granted but it was butchered. Still a huge success among three-year-olds though.

I wish CAA had a virtual reality thingy where users can actually meet in that virtual reality.

[Neane]

Granted. you awaken in the virtual world with only memories of despair. The world has become your reality, and now it is a world of violence and loneliness. And you will roam "The World" for a way to log out but you never find it.

I wish that TheMewster is able to log out.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. TheMewster is able to log out... into oblivion. Sadly, you have just killed TheMewster.

I wish that a knife-wielding homicidal maniac lived next door to a pineapple under the sea.

[Neane]

Granted. That Knife-Welding Maniac is murdered by Spongebob in the next Episode.

I wish that there was more anime on TV.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, we receive the same anime show every single hour of the day. If you want to watch your regular shows, go to the movie theatres.

I wish Neane didn't bring a slow death to us all.

[Neane]

Granted. I bring a Fast Death to every person on this earth by destroying the sun.

I wish that Ferb was President of the United States of America.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, the character Ferb becomes president of America. Soon, kids are given permission to wreck havoc, bring cyborgs from alternate dimensios and ultimately kill every adult on earth.

I wish I had a plate of pizza.

[Neane]

Granted. It is a plate that has a Piece of Pizza that was under my bed for 5 years.

I wish that Toonami was on Cartoon Network.

[Twister980]

Granted, but Toonami is now run by 4Kids who ruin the dub of every single anime Toonami has dubbed.

I wish Toonami was still around.

[Neane]

Granted. They only show Reruns of Pokemon.

I wish that Adult Swim had anime movies each Saturday.

[Twister980]

Granted, but they're awfully dubbed, and the only good ones are shown once every century.

I wish Ash would finally age.

[Neane]

Granted. Ash gets trapped in a Time Control Machine Engine and turns into dust because his age after 3 minutes is 1,000,000 years old.

I wish that Ash was still alive.

[Twister980]

Granted, but now he's back to being 8 years old, and he has to get his Pokemon license again, Misty ends up marrying Gary Oak, Brock goes missing, and everything Ash has known and love goes down the drain.

I wish Neane didn't ruin Ash's life.

[Neane]

Granted. I go back in time to before Ash was born and I stop his mother from marrying his father. He now longer exists at all.

I wish that Twister980 did not make that wish.

[Twister980]

Granted, but it wipes out all the other wishes on this page, so page 355 of the Corrupted Wish Game will start next page, and this one will be the page that never was.

I wish Time Travel was more like Back to the Future and not like a Timey Wimey Wibbly Wobbly messy ball that can become unraveled by a few tiny cracks.

[Neane]

Granted. When you start your car the next time, you will be transported to the age of Dinosaurs.

I wish that there was an anime that was about CAA.

[Twister980]

Granted, but it's awfully animated, awfully dubbed, and everyone else says the story of Twilight makes more sense.

I wish CAA had a GOOD Anime.

[Neane]

Granted. It's so terrible that it's Awesome.

I wish that I could find the Soundtrack CD-ROMs for the Noien Anime without going to another Universe.

[Twister980]

Granted, instead you have to go back in time to when Noien was first created, and steal a copy of the CD. Which explains why it's so hard to find a copy.

I wish people didn't take so long to reply in Roleplays.

[Neane]

Granted. They reply so fast that when you reply it is too late.

I wish that I was ruler of Canada.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted. You are now the only ruler of Canada. However, when people want to complete their math, they fight to get this one ruler.

I wish I had a pencil.

[Neane]

Granted. You have Holographic Pencil.

I wish I had some salt.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, you have a pepper can which's brand name is "Salt".

I wish I was older.

[Neane]

Granted. I turn you into a 100 year old man.

I wish that Ferb was not 100 years old.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, I am 99 years old.

I wish I was teeny again.

[Neane]

Granted. You are 18 and you are drafted to fight in Xen.

I wish that Ferb survives his tour of duty in Xen.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, I survive, but I come to your house to eat your pizza as revenge for what you did to me.

I wish I had a bow and arrow.

[Neane]

Granted. You have a Cursed Bow that drops your strength down to 1 and the you only have one arrow. And then a Hobgoblin attacks you and kidnaps you for dinner.

I wish that Ferb was not that Hobgoblin's dinner.

[QtheQreater]

Granted. Ferb is now the hobgoblin's afternoon snack.

I wish the hobgoblin had better table manners.