Corrupted wish game

[Neane]

Granted. The Hobogoblin gets eaten by an Orc and now Ferb is the Orc's afternoon snack.

I wish that Princess Charming would get off her chair and help save Ferb.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. She explains the gospel to Ferb and performs last rites before Ferb is killed and eaten.

I wish that Italy had a land bridge to Australia.

[Neane]

Granted. And because of which: 56% of all life in the sea is dead. And also the Weather Currents are changed and because of these: About 500 million people die because of your insane lust of a Natural Land Bridge between Italy and Australia.

I wish that the Orc that ate Ferb will receive due punishment.

[Twister980]

Granted, but it's punishment is for an overdue library book. And execution.

I wish that Spies would backstab my teammates instead of me.

[Neane]

Granted. And because of which: You lose the Map because they kill your teammates right as they spawn.

I wish that Kaligraphic was given a tank.

[Twister980]

Granted, I know you people like talking about him, but the tank turns into a Decepticon, who ends up taking over the world.

I wish Neane hadn't made that wish.

[Neane]

Granted. But the side-effect is that the Universe gets turned into a piece of Goat Cheese and it is stepped on by War God Demonbane.

I wish that there was a way to stop War God Demonbane.

[Twister980]

Granted, but since it's another giant robot, it goes to War against the Decepticon Tank which is somehow still alive after Neane didn't make that wish. Now they've destroyed the world.

I wish the world was one giant cheese pizza.

[Neane]

Granted. It thus gets old and turns moldy because there is no fridge big enough and because of the spores: All life is killed.

I wish that Twister980 did not make that wish and I also wish that he gets sent two steps back.

[Twister980]

Granted, but the two steps back I take take me past go, so I collect 200 dollars.

I wish I could buy a 3DS with those 200 dollars.

[Neane]

Granted. But I have no idea what a "3DS" is so I will give you a piece of paper that has "3DS" written on it and I will use my mind control powers to convince you to give me all your life savings.

I wish that Twister980 was a millionaire.

[Twister980]

Granted, but that cancels out your past wish, and makes me a millionaire, until the IRS comes and claims I owe 98% of it to the government and takes it all away.

I wish the IRS was made out of peaches.

[Neane]

Granted. Ants now rule our government.

I wish that I was the pilot of War God Demonbane.

[Twister980]

Granted, but you can't control him.

I wish Neane wasn't trapped inside an out of control Gundam.

[Neane]

Granted. I am trapped outside as it travels across multiple Universes.

I wish that Twister980 had his own Gundam.

[Twister980]

Granted, now I have destroyed War God Demonbane. Now I'm going to attack George, Lizzie, and Ralph, as they rampage across the united states. Be on the lookout for new enemies. :3

I wish that I could beat the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time.

[Neane]

Granted. But it is Soviet Russia:

Water Temple in Ocarina of Time beats you!

I wish that Twister980 has an excellent day.

[sandalwood]

Granted. Twister980 has a wonderful time wreaking havoc on the world with magical misdeeds until all that's left on Earth is a small collection of canned fruits. Twister980 then eats them all. The universe collapses upon itself later that week.

I wish my package would arrive soon.

[Twister980]

Granted, it 'Arrives' but it's the end of the universe, so it no longer exists.

I wish that Batman was real.

[TheMewster]

Granted. He saw how rich a lot of celebrities are and made an album titled Batman:Greatest Hits. There were no survivors.

I wish I could just wish honestly without worrying about what people think.

[Neane]

Granted. You are now brave and you wish for a cup of water. Too bad the water contains grass clippings.

I wish that TheMewster had an excellent day.

[Twister980]

Granted, but it's by Mick Foley's standards. Which isn't a very nice day.

I wish that I could travel to New York in a Giant Peach.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted. TheMewster had a great day. You on the other hand were hit by a bus and are not recuperating in a run down Mexican hospital. ENJOY!!!

I wish I could watch anime more often.

[Neane]

Granted. You are a hikkikomori. And during this time period, you fill your life with nothing but anime.

I wish that Masquerade1412 was cured of his hikkikomori ways.

[Twister980]

Granted, but I roll over him in a giant peach as revenge for him skipping my wish.

I wish people would take their time with these things.

[Neane]

Granted. They take One Year.

I wish that MTV would go back to playing Music Videos, Anime, and Aeon Flux.

[Twister980]

Granted, but that doesn't mean they remove their current programming, in fact, music videos, anime, and Aeon Flux are shown in one hour that they call: musicvideosanimeandAeonFlux hour.

I wish people would go see Courageous.

[Neane]

Granted. They go to a Silent Film from Russia called "Смелый".

I wish that Carl stopped eating Hands.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Now Carl eats Faces.

I wish that space aliens were edible.

[Neane]

Granted. But they taste like mud.

I wish that BRODYQUEST was shown to every living person on this Earth.